Complete works of funny tucao sentences, selected 89 sentences.

1, the brain is the noblest organ? Because your brain tells you.

If life is a one-way ticket, I will kill it!

3, I have three highs, height, high IQ, use BBK!

4, people, it is better to live beautifully than to be beautiful.

5. We are spiders, all day? Online? Play games and chat together!

6. There are no white pies in the sky, only white bricks.

7. Men hate people who seduce their wives, especially those who give up halfway.

8. Beauty makes people stop, but wisdom makes people stay.

9. The heaviest topic between men is talking about their own women, while the easiest topic between men is talking about other people's women. Damn, the netizens of Erqi Road Forum are really talented!

10, FD year we went to primary school, bird flu year we went to junior high school, h 1n 1 year we went to senior high school.

1 1. Now many men have become pure men, and many women have become pure men.

12, the signature of a college girl:? Who wants to spend this year1111with his sister? I will definitely let him spend it on Father's Day next year. ? Comments: From11111to Father's Day next year, the interval is less than 8 months. What a pity! Conclusion: This is an era of derailment!

13, I can't find it anywhere. I'm still lamenting the small waist. Idle hate, a suit of fat.

14, when I was a child, I often made faces in the mirror; In old age, mirrors are flat.

15 benefactor, do me a favor, put on makeup, borrow a bed and fuck the poor monk ~

16, don't give Colby muscles, my family raises chickens!

17, when I saw your face, I felt that your parents were not serious when they made you.

18, summon up courage to bow your head and raise your head confidently.

19, you can't catch the tail of youth, you can only smell the P of youth.

20. Is there a family? Gangs? Better than a rich businessman.

2 1, boys are poor, otherwise they don't know how to struggle, girls are rich, otherwise people will be coaxed away by a piece of cake.

22. It's not that I live pessimistically, but that life keeps me from being optimistic.

Either you love me or you leave me. Don't bother me.

24. I have lived for more than 20 years and have never done anything for the motherland and the people. Every time I think about it, my heart aches.

25. Every time I see a beautiful woman, I always feel a little guilty and wonder how I can be related.

26. When the road is rough ~ You yell at me ~ I thought you were going to draw your sword to help ~ Who knew you started to run ~ What a shame ~ I know you are smart ~ 1+ 1=3, you know.

27. All living things are hungry. I see it in my eyes and it hurts in my eggs.

28. I don't want to eat porridge every day. I went to the vegetable market yesterday. I think I'll continue to eat porridge.

29. Men can't say no, and women can't just say it.

30. What age is it now? I have no sense of hooliganism.

3 1, people always deceive themselves, because it is easier than deceiving others.

32. If the heart has no place to live, it will wander around.

I like making friends, especially girlfriends.

34. Any sadness that can be said is a blasphemy against sadness.

Even if I were a toad, I would never marry my mother toad.

If you know yourself, don't test my love with money.

37. The road to success is always under construction.

38. The highest level of work is to watch others go to work and get their wages.

39. Even after the 90s, we have grown up.

I don't need your understanding, I just need you to shut up.

4 1, brother is not Baidu, don't ask me everything! I am not the Erqi Road Forum!

42. Single name? Bachelor? , get married? Naked? What is the name of the first marriage? Turn on the light? What is the name of the second marriage? Reflective? , divorce is called. ? Polishing? , flash marriage flash away? Flash? What's the name of the bachelor party? Excuse me. Call, date around? **? What's the name of TV marriage? Exposure? .

43. If dreaming of you is also a mistake, punish me for writing you a check in person.

44. If you were born to be a grandmother, you can't be a grandfather no matter how hard you try.

45. Money can buy a house, but it can't buy a home; Marriage, but not love; Clock, but can't buy time. Money is not everything, but it is the root of pain. Give me your money and let me suffer alone.

46. Your affectionate thighs block all my roads!

47. If you want to fall in love with your brother, please leave your brother's mobile phone number: 1 10.

Come on, I'll give you a piece of your favorite swan meat.

49. If I say one more word to you, I'll feel like a John.

50. Don't think you are a gourd baby.

5 1, big brother, what's your nickname? Autumn is crisp? Really? I'm totally obsessed with you, okay? Is it cool? Yes

52. I am not wrong, but I have never been right!

53. I hate that my grandfather is not surnamed Li, and I hate that my father is not straight.

54. Hey, boss, come to the toilet yourself.

If you have a son in the future, you must call him Li Gang.

56. Everyone has at least one dream and one strong reason.

We will know about tomorrow the day after tomorrow.

Give me a fulcrum, and I can pry your girlfriend away.

59. I wanted to eat my sadness in one bite, but I did it in one bite.

I can't sing out of tune. I just like singing my own songs. Let someone else talk.

6 1, in the workplace, you should be like Conan, with a domineering attitude that makes others die wherever you go.

62. Not everyone in JJ dreams of getting drunk and throwing up at the intersection of visiting relatives and friends during menstruation. Maybe people just want to roll around in the garden and let life slip away from them.

63. It's all boiled water. Don't pretend to be Youlemei.

64. It is too expensive to find a chicken, and it is too tiring to fall in love. Might as well have a reunion and break up a couple.

65. The real bad guys are not terrible, but the fake good people are terrible.

66. Why can love inspire people? Strange? ? I need inspiration badly!

67. It is not terrible to be lovelorn for 33 days. The terrible thing is that after 36 days of lovelorn love? My period has not come yet!

68. Who wants to spend11111with me this year? I will definitely let her spend Mother's Day next year?

69. I would rather be fat and delicate than thin and similar.

70. Four evils in the new era: Toyota's chassis, developers' real estate, stock market, ex-boyfriend's hard drive? .

7 1, my mother said that it is best not to miss two things in life: the last bus home and someone who loves you deeply.

72. Self-esteem, but not narcissism; Be confident, but don't be arrogant.

73. If you haven't been in love in a city, you will never know the city; If you want to leave a city, you'd better start by leaving the love that belongs to it.

74. The ideal is full and the reality is very skinny.

Life is too hard. In order to master one more eating skill, I am practicing using chopsticks with my left hand.

76. Memories always fade, especially when they are not deep.

77. You are right and I am right, but a gust of wind blew out the promise.

78. I really wanted to live a ups and downs life. But now my greatest wish is to get married and live at home soon. Then, I hold my son in the morning to feed him, do massage and wipe my face in the afternoon, and learn to cook at night. Finally, in the dead of night, wrapped in a blanket, staring blankly at the bright moon.

79. At my present age, the only thing I can afford but can't put down is chopsticks.

80. When you put on the wedding dress, I also put on the cassock.

8 1, it doesn't matter if your head is empty, the key is not to enter the water.

82. God gave you a penis, but you are looking for it! This sentence is the voice of the netizens of Erqi Road Forum!

83. Singles Day is coming, no matter you? Light? Still not working? Light? , you all come to touch? Light? I believe there is always sunshine in life!

84. Real dinosaurs glow when they turn off the lights.

85. Zhuge Liang didn't lead a soldier before he came out of the mountain. Why should I have work experience?

86. I can play the fool, but don't think I'm really stupid.

I allow you to walk into my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in my world.

88. Anyone can become vicious, as long as you have tried to be jealous.

You are the wind, I am the sand, and you don't love me.