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Kneel and beg Zhen Huan to pass on the lines of blood test.

Emperor: (looking at Zhen Xuan sullenly) Really? !

Zhen Xuan: (looking at the emperor on his knees with a sad face) Did the male and female servants do it?

(The emperor raised his hand to signal Zhen Xuan to get up)

Noble princess: Emperor Qi Guiren and Xi Guifei have always had a deep hatred. It's just that Dr. Wen went to the Guifei Temple to write an article. That's the duty of a doctor. If we are all gossiped, aren't all our concubines who have been treated by Dr. Wen in danger?

Your Majesty (changing his sitting posture), I believe in Xi Guifei (throwing a few beads left and right)

An Ai: My sister has an heir for the emperor to manage the harem affairs. No credit and no hard work. The emperor must investigate this matter thoroughly, lest his sister be troubled by gossip.

Fei Jing: It's time to take care of the two sisters.

Qi Guiren (kneeling straight) returned to the palace when she was pregnant, that is, she was pregnant outside. Doctor Wen often went to visit her fetus. . . .

Dr. Wen (quickly answering the question): Does it mean that the prince and princess are not from the dragon family, but are related to the country? How can Qi Gui guess at random? The emperor should never listen to Qi Gui's guess. Emperor (kowtow) (concubines whisper)

(Turn off the lights)

Empress: The Liu brothers are the blood of the emperor, and the emperor has high hopes for him, which is of great concern to future generations. You can't be careless

Emperor (helpless): Then what did you say about being careful?

Queen (slightly hesitant): I'm afraid I'll drop my blood to test my loved ones.

(Zhen Xuan stares at the queen, and the emperor is silent for a moment. . )

An Ai: Niangniang is right. If the blood is compatible, you can clear the innocence of Xi Guifei.

Princess Jing (rising to salute): This method is absolutely not feasible. How could the dragon body of the September 1st Emperor be damaged?

An Min: The emperor has always liked Brother Liu, but if he doesn't find out, wouldn't he give Wan Li away?

Zhen Xuan (getting up and kneeling and crying): I thought I had deep feelings for the emperor, but I was too suspicious. I'd rather live alone in Ling Yunfeng.

Emperor (sighing): Huanhuan can clear your name and your child's name just by trying me.

Zhen Xuan: If the Emperor wants to try, he is really suspicious of male and female servants (bowing his head and crying). Since the emperor suspects that the male and female servants are having an affair with the doctor, Mr. Liu only needs to drop blood with the doctor to test his relatives.

Emperor: Su Peisheng, go and get Brother Liu.

Su Peisheng: Hey.

(The maid-in-waiting carries the tools, and the child presents them)

Su Peisheng: Brother Hong Yongge salutes the emperor.

(Su Peisheng picks up the maid-in-waiting holding Brother Liu and carefully stabs the child. She has been crying and holding the child to step down, stabbing Emperor Wen Chu Shi to death. He got up and went to the bowl, and all the concubines were very nervous. )

An Ai (covering her mouth and exclaiming): Ah, it's dissolved.

(The emperor screamed when he was so angry that he dropped beads, and Queen Zhen Xuan stood up at the same time.

Wen (kneeling): Your Majesty, this is impossible. This is absolutely impossible, your majesty.

Queen (pointing to Zhen Xuan): How dare you not kneel down?

Zhen Xuan (standing confidently): There is nothing wrong with my male and female servants. Why should I kneel?

Queen (pointing to the bowl): People with compatible blood are very close to each other. What can you argue about (pointing at Zhen Xuan)? Some people will strip off the clothes of the imperial concubine, throw out the text and immediately kill it.

Zhen Xuan (shouting): Who dares?

(The Queen and Zhen Xuan look at the emperor at the same time. The emperor stood up and looked at everyone around him. After looking at the bowl for a long time, he silently walked up to Zhen Xuan, holding her face. )

Emperor: I am very kind to you. Why are you treating me like this?

Dear princess (walking anxiously to the emperor, holding his arm): the emperor. . . .

Emperor: (kiss xiu pushes the princess away and looks at Zhen Xuan) You disappoint me so much. . . (pushes Zhen Xuan to the front of the bowl) See for yourself.

Zhen Xuan (staring at the bowl for a moment): There must be something wrong with this water, Your Majesty. There is something wrong with the water.

(Zhen Xuan takes Su Peisheng's hand and plunges a needle into the bowl. )

Zhen Xuan (shouting): Your Majesty, there is something wrong with this water. Anyone's blood can be dissolved in it. Your majesty, come and see your majesty.

(The emperor goes up and looks at the bowl)

Su Peisheng: Your Majesty, this impossible slave is rootless. How can Dr. Wen and Brother Liu be my children?

Wen Chu Shi (tastes the water in the bowl with his finger): There is alum in the emperor's water, which can dissolve even the blood of non-biological father and son.

Zhen Xuan (kneeling down and looking at the emperor): As you can imagine, the emperor has ulterior motives.

Emperor (watching the concubines return to their seats): In all fairness, the water was prepared by the Queen herself (at this moment, Su Peisheng went to change a new bowl of water).

Queen: The water prepared by male and female servants is absolutely no problem.

Emperor: I remember you were quite proficient in medical skills.

Queen: Isn't it too risky and stupid for a male and female servant to be found out if he accidentally uses this trick?

Su Peisheng (taking the children to the ladies-in-waiting in Xinshui): It's absolutely no problem for the emperor's servant to change a bowl of clean water.

Emperor (frowning): Re-examination.

(The child cried and was stabbed. Wen was stabbed. )

Su Peisheng (holding a bowl to the emperor): Please look at the emperor.

(The queen falls to the ground, and the emperor leaves Su Peisheng a bowl. )

Emperor (holding Zhen Xuan in his hand): I was wrong about you.

Zhen Xuan (standing up with a sad face): The life of male and female servants is clear from now on.

Emperor: What do you have to say now?

Qi Guiren (kneeling forward): Your Majesty, even if Brother Liu is your own, can Guifei and Wen have a private school teacher named as proof? Your majesty doesn't care?

Bai Jing (bowing forward): Amitabha is a monk who doesn't talk nonsense.

Narrator: Kanluoji Mo Yan asked for an interview.

Emperor: Xuan

Mo Yan (walks in to salute Zhen Xuan): Is the frostbite on the queen's hand still serious in winter a few years later?

Zhen Xuan (turns to get up): Much better.

Emperor: Why? You also know the frostbite on Xi Guifei's hand?

Mo Yan: The imperial concubine has to chop wood and do all kinds of rough work in Kanluoji. Why don't you get frostbite when you are still immersed in the river in the cold winter? If she doesn't do it, she will often beat and scold. She was framed by Bai Jing for stealing bird's nest. She rushed to Ling Yunfeng several times and almost didn't survive.

(Zhen Xuan sits down)

Fei Jing: Monks are so evil.

Mo Yan: She didn't die in quiet hands. She is not vicious. Ling Yunfeng's place is remote and it is difficult to travel. Civet cats often come and go. If Xi Guifei really had an affair with Dr. Wen, why did she stay there and suffer?

Emperor: Huan Huan wronged you.

Qi Guiren: How can you convince people only by your one-sided words? !

Mo Yan: Poor Nepal is the winner of Nobel Prize in Literature. What's the point of lying?

An Jian: My sister has suffered so much injustice that the emperor must severely punish her.

Bai Jing: I didn't treat the Queen badly. Please advise the emperor.

An Ai: Your Majesty, the courtiers and concubines see that this aunt is wicked and loves to gossip. The emperor had to pull out her tongue to give vent to her sister.

Bai Jing (holding Qi Guiren): Qi Guiren help me, help me, Qi Guiren (at this time, the guards dragged Bai Jing away). The emperor forgives, and the queen forgives.

Qi Guiren: Your majesty's servants have served you for many years. Why do you only remember the bitch who hit you (turning to Xi Guifei)? What's my home like? Why did you get the limelight in front of the emperor? . .

Emperor: That's enough, bitch. I've heard enough of Qi Guiren's alarmism and disturbing the palace and handing it over to Xi Guifei.

Zhen Xuan: Jing Bai insisted on dying.

Guard (kneeling on his tongue): Your Majesty has cut off her quiet white tongue.

Zhen Xuan (not looking at it): This is for Guardin.

Guard: Hey (put it beside Qi Guiren)

Zhen Xuan: With one more tongue, she will know how to control her tongue.

Qi Guiren: You are so cruel.

Zhen Xuan: This is the only way for Xie.

Qi Guiren: Your Majesty. ...

Emperor (impatient): Pull her down.

(The guards come forward to take Qi Guiren away)

Qi Guiren: Your Majesty Zhen Xuan, you bitch, I will not let you go even if I am a ghost.

Emperor (walking forward wearily): I'm tired all day, and so is the queen. If there is anything in the palace, please give it directly to Imperial concubine Xi (step down heavily).

Queen: Your Majesty (the queen falls to the ground)

Queen (helpless) Zhen Xuan, you bitch, I will never deal with you in my life.