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It’s very interesting. Do you have these obsessive-compulsive disorders? Don’t say you don’t have them!

1. When walking, you like to align your toes with the line of the floor tiles every step of the way.

2. When you hear a fixed rhythm sound while walking, you want to walk according to this beat, even if it is the sound of someone else's high heels.

3. When walking, you see someone walking in front or next to you, and you want to follow his footsteps.

4. When walking, if there are regular bumps or railings next to them, I like to touch them with my hands while walking, and it must be in a position where I can just touch them.

5. When walking, I always imagine that I can instantly move to a few meters in front of me, and then I will feel very happy when I walk there.

6. When standing at a high place, I always fantasize about falling down, and then I will feel very unhappy.

7. When playing on the computer, there is nothing to play but I don’t want to turn it off.

8. If you read the same word too many times, you will not recognize it.

9. I often forget whether I have done something and then go back to check.

10. I like to collect things, even if I don’t even look at them again after collecting them. And they wouldn’t sell it anyway.

11. Like to press up part of the limbs, such as pressing your hands under the pillow when sleeping.

12. When washing things, be sure to wash them very cleanly.

13. If you make a mistake in writing, you must use a pen to make it very black so that the original strokes cannot be seen at all.

14. When tearing up paper, be sure to tear it into pieces.

15. If the skin on your fingers is peeling, tear off all the curled skin until the seam between the torn off part and the good part is smooth.

16. When you see something stuck on a surface or a chip, you want to pull it off, such as the leather of a desk.

17. When buying any electrical appliance, you must pinch the bubble wrap used for packaging, and all must be pinched.

18. When arranging things, they must be placed very neatly, and when cutting things, they must be cut into exactly the same width and size.

19. When eating, you must have a perfect ratio of salty to light.

20. Once you eat one stinky seed when eating melon seeds or pine nuts, you must eat 20 or 30 more to eliminate the sour and bitter taste in your mouth.

21. When playing origami, the folded edges must be pressed very tightly and must be very aligned.

22. When capping a beverage bottle, tighten the cap very tightly until it can no longer be tightened. If the cap pops open with too much force, tighten it again to the maximum tightness. .

23. When playing with the wire used to tie the wire, you must untie all the places where it is twisted into a spiral, and then try to bend it into a perfect circle.

24. When I am bored, I like to stand things up in a posture that is difficult to maintain balance, including stacking coins, standing playing cards, etc.

25. Just like standing coins, for things that are elastic on both sides, such as flip phones, spring clips, etc., they should be brought into a critical state between opening and not opening.

26. I like to press the same poles of two magnets together, and then hold them down to prevent them from bouncing up.

27. I particularly like things that fit together perfectly. I want to separate and close them repeatedly when I see them.

28. I like regular things, and then put other things together according to the same rules.

29. Like rounding up, or multiples of a certain number. For example, I am disgusted with numbers like 78, and must make them 70, 75 or 80.

30. I like to make things very flat. If there is a gap that cannot be filled, I have to cut the surrounding parts to be as flat as the gap.

31. Try to find ways to make things into The left and right sides should be exactly the same. If that doesn't work, make the left and right sides completely different.

32. Don’t be in a hurry when there is something very important, unless you have to act immediately or it will be too late.

33. Refresh the same forum repeatedly, waiting for new posts or new replies that you haven’t seen yet.

34. When doing any idle things, especially when playing minesweeper or poker, constantly remind yourself to do business after playing one game, but it is always due to various excuses, such as the game is not perfect, not perfect, etc. Willing to wait and keep playing. It’s the same psychology that keeps losing money when gambling.

35. While looking at the above things, put them on yourself one by one to see if any of them match. After reading, you may have some problems that you didn’t have before, but you have contracted them. Very interesting sentences

1. Sometimes I feel like a psycho. It not only troubles myself, but also disturbs others.

2. I am just a passer-by who accompanies you to have a crazy, short carnival.

3. Sometimes I can look at it very indifferently, and sometimes I am too persistent.

4. It’s not scary if you can’t get it, but it’s a joke if you can’t keep it.

5. I know you are lying to me, but I am still willing to believe it.

6. If I love you, I will keep waiting. If I wait for you, I will keep loving you.

7. I love you, but I hope you never know it and just let me sink alone.

8. Sometimes, one word from someone can completely hurt you.

9. I don’t lack love. Your departure just makes me lose one habit.

10. What lies between us is nothing to talk about.

11. Everyone gets tired, and no one can bear all your sadness and fatigue.

12. We once started here, but now we have to end here.

13. I am still just a child, a child who cries when it hurts.

14. It’s mine, don’t move. If it's not mine, put it there too.

15. Many times it’s not that the other person doesn’t care about you, but that you care more about the other person.

16. Even if you have been hurt once, you still don’t know how to give up. You will have to be bruised and bruised before you give up.

17. Don’t say how much you are afraid of losing, and don’t say how much you hate separation.

18. Pretend to be indifferent and tell everyone that I don’t care, I’m fine.

19. Sometimes the tighter you hold, the faster you lose.

20. I always thought that you were the only one in your world, just like you were the only one in my world.

21. I cannot allow any betrayal by anyone, in any form, or for any reason.

22. When expectations turn into regrets, nothing will last forever.

23. You will never understand that I pretend to be indifferent.

24. If this is love, it would be unfair. You don't have to be unreasonable, I can leave.

25. If you are not sincere, please stop shaking my heart.

26. We practice smiling all the time, and finally become people who dare not cry.

27. Expired love. Expired promises. Expired memories. Expired me.

28. Sometimes I like to listen to songs, not because the songs are good but because the lyrics are written like myself.

29. The most painful thing in the world is falling in love with someone who is infatuated with someone else.

30. Can we not be brave when love is too heavy and too painful to bear? Very interesting personality talk

Very interesting personality talk

1. If you are lying on the ground and looking up at others, you cannot blame them for standing straight and looking down at you.

2. The sexiness of the soul is the real sexiness in the bones.

3. The revolution must succeed even if the villain has not yet worked hard.

4. People who are too rational will definitely miss the opportunity to go astray and the beautiful scenery brought by their mistakes along the way.

5. Be a gangster with temperament, a pervert with taste, and an illiterate with knowledge

6. You are the best example of failed abortion! It's not your fault that you want to be a mistress, but it's your fault that you want to study in college!

7. I am not your little raccoon, and I can’t play with you as much as you want.

8. Don’t fall in love with me. If you are hypocritical, let’s get married.

9. Other people’s money is my personal belongings.

10. Don’t do something wrong and just throw all the dirty water on yourself and keep it for flushing the toilet.

11. The cool thing about Xinwen Network is that even if you keep changing channels, you can still watch a piece of news completely.

12. Who are you making that expression with? The loan I owe you is about to expire or something.

13. Life is short, it must be sexy.

14. Not all beauties who look coquettish are beauties, they may also be salesmen.

15. I don’t tidy my room, I am the beauty in a messy room.

16. The law stipulates that a man cannot get married until he is 20 years old, but he can serve as a soldier at 20 years old. This illustrates a problem: first, it is easier to kill than to be a husband; second, it is more difficult to live a life than to fight; third, women are more dangerous than enemies. Difficult to deal with.

17. I am not a customer service staff. You have no right to ask me to answer this or that.

18. Have you been thrown up several times since you were born, but only caught once?

19. Some people look much better when wearing facial masks than in real life.

20. Do I know you well? If you have nothing to do, just play a video. You can treat it as your TV. Just press it and someone will appear.

21. If you can do something, try not to make any noise.

22. If you have a shoe-push face, don’t blame others for stepping on you.

23. The best fighter among bulls, the best among bitches.

24. Cow dung is still cow dung, and it will not turn into sweet pastry even if it is steamed in a pot.

25. Get out of here, keep getting out...

26. You are not good at first glance, but it is better to take a closer look at you.

27. If you ask a male toad what is the most beautiful, his answer will definitely be that of a female toad. There is no need to doubt his level of appreciation, but the environment is different.

28. There are some things that don’t require argument. You can obey on the surface but resist secretly.

29. I picked up a mouse pad yesterday and want to equip it with a computer. What do you think is missing?

30. I will hit you whenever I want, do you still have to choose a day?

31. I really envy you for getting to know me at such a young age.

32. Have the courage to admit your mistakes and never change them.

33. Who will still be there waiting for you after time has passed?

34. Stop smoking, go to bed early, and die well.

35. If I couldn’t beat you, I would have fallen out with you long ago.

36. This evil new society, why don’t you have arranged marriages?

37. Whoever is destroyed is not destroyed, and whoever is destroyed is not destroyed.

38. It’s not that I don’t fold quilts, it’s mainly that I’m nostalgic and I just like the quilt I slept on the day before. This forced me to elevate this lifestyle habit issue to personality cultivation.

39. How tired is it to go from innocence to indifference?

40. A note to all parents: Please do not call your children "little bastards", because from a genetic point of view, this is very detrimental to you.

41. If you want to go there, you will die if you don’t.

42. It is better to love or be loved than to love each other.

43. When a woman is looking at the sky, she is not looking for anything, she is just lonely...

44. Words are spoken by people, and farts are also made by people. Talking and Just like farting, it's just one breath.

Very interesting classic story

Very interesting classic story

1. You will never see the time when I love you the most

2. Because of me I love you most only when I can’t see you

3. Likewise, you can never see me when I am the loneliest

4. Because I only love you when you can’t see me I am the loneliest

5. You can never see the time when I love you most

6. Because I love you only when I can’t see you

7. Likewise, you can never see me when I am loneliest

8. Because I am only loneliest when you can’t see me

9. In a paragraph Time I like a piece of music

10. Listening to a piece of music makes me miss a period of time

11. Sitting in one period of time and missing the palm prints of another period of time

12 .Every time I step back, I miss a little bit of your world

13. I can’t cope with the new confrontation soberly

14. But you easily make my heart aggrieved to the limit

15. I can’t hide my own shadow

16. The shadow follows me stubbornly and lonely step by step, wandering and turbulent in the interlacing of light and dark

17. Feeling in a trance This process is very similar to a helpless life and a love that has nowhere to tell

18. Looking at the road I have walked, there are only two simple lines of footprints left behind

19. It’s so concise that it’s depressingly cold, like the emotional diary of a footless bird

20. The narrow sky that has been flying above your head cannot touch your warm embrace

21. If it is our antidote when we leave

22. If time can really wash away everything

23. If you once had this nostalgia Reluctant to leave

24. If you say that I have forgotten, it is all if you say it

25. Live the so-called life quietly and plainly

26. I want to live in my own world with peace of mind

27. Above my head are big dark clouds running around with fear

28. Under the clouds are Your silent face and distracted eyes are indifferent to the world

29. I understand that some misses are lifelong things and some disasters are destined to be avoided

30. I think you probably won’t be able to survive in this life. You will understand how hard it is for me to disguise myself

31. The cloud is very close to me and you are far away from me

32. What will your world be like? How can I move to yours? Living in the world

33. You are like a guest in my life, but you only meet me as a guest in a dream

34. Sometimes I will be in a trance and I will go I wonder if the you in the dream is you

35. Ignore the secular perspective and ignore other people’s happiness

36. Everything is without any ripples, everything. Everybody is calm and calm

37. On days like this, even if you are alone, you can be cruel, very cruel, very cruel.