Nonsense literary quotations that can't stop laughing

Nonsense that can't stop laughing. 1. Every 6 seconds of breathing, one minute passes.

2. Hello, everyone. My last name is Fan. Because I am always cold when I speak, everyone calls me, so be careful when I speak.

3. Compared with the older generation, today's young people are really young.

4. In fact, it is quite easy if you are not tired at work.

5. When you finish reading this sentence, it will be over.

6. If it is not successful, it should be a failure.

7. Your mother must be pregnant before she gave birth to you.

8. Why didn't you reply to my message? Because I didn't send you a message?

9. Does your Chinese teacher teach you Chinese?

1. three sentences, let the man listen to my three sentences.

11. The crab was alive before it died.

12. Every time you waste 6 seconds in your life, your life is lost for 1 minute.

13. I still have a lot of hair if my head is not bald.

14. I hope our next meeting is next time.

15. Everything delicious is especially delicious.

16. If you cross the Himalayas, you have the ability to cross the Himalayas.

17. As a experienced person, I have already come.

18. The study found that when your left face is hit, your right face won't hurt.

19. If you have some skills, you won't have no skills at all.

2. I'll simply say a few words about this matter, as long as you understand it. In a word, this is the situation now. As for the details, everyone can see it and have to say a few words. Maybe you don't understand it very well, but the meaning is just that. You don't have to guess what you don't know. This kind of thing has happened many times. I just want to say that I know everything, and I don't explain much what I don't know. Nonsense that can't stop laughing. 2

21. If you are my sister, we are sisters.

22. whatever you say is irrelevant, it's not irrelevant at all.

23. You seem to be ill,

24. As far as I know, I know nothing about it.

25. Good morning, friends. It's okay if it's not good, whatever.

26. It should be alive before it dies.

27. The last time I saw such a speechless word was the last time.

28. If you make a little progress, you won't make no progress at all.

29. There aren't any clouds in the cloudless sky in Wan Li.

3. I once took a taxi and asked the driver: What do you do, uncle?

31. Do you know why I am poor? Because I have no money.

32. Your kindness will be remembered before I forget it.

33. In the matter of being single, I have never had a boyfriend.

34. I was shocked when I first went to Korea. I have never seen so many Koreans in any country.

35. We will know what will happen tomorrow the day after tomorrow.

36. If you want to get up so late every time, you get up very late.

37. Drinking a glass of milk before going to bed every day will cost a few dollars more than not drinking milk.

38. Cicada's wings are so thin, as thin as cicada's wings.

39. when people can't stretch, they often can't stretch.

4. Listen to your words and study for ten years for nothing. Nonsense that can't stop laughing. Literary Quotations III

41. If you are right, you should be right.

42. It's not just nonsense, it's just nonsense.

43. We will know about tomorrow.

44. If you are willing to spend some time getting to know me, you will find that you have spent some time.

45. Did the deceased get hurt?

46. This is the case. The specific situation depends on the situation.

47. I just want to say two words, one is a word, and the other is a word.

48. Advise everyone not to buy an iPhone13, which will save thousands of dollars, and then buying an iPhone13 with the saved thousands of dollars is equivalent to picking up an iPhone13 for nothing.

49. I've never dropped a chain in this matter.

5. life and death are ambiguous in ten years, but ambiguous in five years.

51. The situation is such a situation, and the specific situation depends on the situation.

52. Who would have thought that he was 18cm tall when he stood up?

53. Young people, don't be too young.

54. The greater the ability, the greater the ability.

55. Do you know why you hate eating tomatoes? Because tomatoes smell like tomatoes.

56. If you are my sister, we are sisters. Every 6 seconds a person breathes, his life will be shortened by one minute.

57. I quite agree with your speech, regardless of the content.

58. The way you smile is like laughing.

59. so bright a gleam on the foot of my bed, it's probably the moonlight.

6. Do you know why I am so poor? Because I have no money. Humorous jokes of homophonic stalks that can't stop laughing

Humorous jokes of homophonic stalks that can't stop laughing (Part I)

1. Want Want Snow Cake turns into Want Want quilt when it is hot!

2. It's so cold, but my bed doesn't want me to lie alone. It says I must lie next to you, and then I realize that I love you because it's called Wo.

3. I am a condensed milk bun, and I lost my temper today.

4. I have an amazing job ""What? " "Dig the lotus root"

5. Get off the road and get into the tower, so as not to get off the tower! What, her? Guard against falling off the tower. Can't let go.

6. Lu Su: "You're drunk, and you'll die if you drink any more." Zhou Yu: "I'm not drunk." Lu Su: "Speak up, viceroy." Zhou Yu: "toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot"

7. Want pumpkin almond dew, not melon, not apricot, not dew, but Nanren.

8. which animal is the fiercest? A: It's an orangutan, because it knocks fiercely.

9.a: What did you eat today? B: I didn't eat duck. B: I ate hot and sour bamboo shoots.

1. "Why do you often get dizzy when you ride?" "That's because you didn't recite the multiplication formula."

11. I don't even think about it. What do you think about Chanel?

12. I had a stomachache in the middle of the night, so I discussed it with my stomach. Me: Stomach, can you stop hurting? Stomach: My name is Chu Yuxun, not stomach.

13. I seem to have gained weight. I'll accompany you to lose weight. Let's stop eating meat.

14. I asked my friend in Chengdu why he loves to wear Rei Kawakubo so much, and he said, because wearing it for a long time will keep you safe.

15. When I open my eyes, they light up, and when I close them, they get dark. Could I be a refrigerator, too?

16. The giraffe said, "I'm a giraffe!"

17. Embarrassed, I wore a mask and hat to buy a midnight snack, but I was recognized: What do beautiful women eat?

18. The children's chocolate melted and fell to the ground. The children said it looked like mud, like mud. Did you hear that? I missed you so much.

19. Liu Genghong can talk cross talk when he gets fat. It turns out that he has become a Tanai.

2. Xu Xian bought a hat for his wife. Why does White Snake feel particularly heavy after wearing it? Because that's a cap! Humorous jokes with a funny laugh (Part II)

21. Even I don't cherish it. What do you cherish, Zhen Huan?

22. Falling in love is not that easy. Everyone has his mobile phone.

23. Today, I went to an island called Buevo Jura.

24. The rice crust and the mud are good friends. One day, Mud went to the rice crust's house to play with the rice crust and asked who you are. Mud said that I am mud and I am mud. Did you hear that? I am your father.

25. Before he died, Yugong said to his son, "Move mountains, move mountains", and his son said, "Shiny".

26. "How happy it would be if someone belonged to me." "Stop it, no one is a fish.".

27. It's hot at 36 degrees today. I bought two ice creams, one for you and one for me, and then we got rid of the heat. Did you hear that? We're done.

28. Mushrooms were walking on the road and were hit by oranges. "I don't have long eyes, go to hell," said the mushroom angrily. "Then the orange died. Because the bacteria will kill the orange, the orange has to die. .

29. I want to take you to eat roasted purple potato, and then whisper "I am purple potato and you" in your ear.

3. One day, the elk got lost, so it called the giraffe and said, "Hey, I'm lost!" "

31. Bunny planted a fruit tree in spring, and when she went to see it in autumn, she murmured, "No result, no result."

32. If you don't even coax me, who are you fooling, Hong Shixian?

33. One day, Little Bear was washing clothes, but there was a place that couldn't be cleaned. Mother Bear said that you rubbed Little Bear carefully, and her eyes were red and she said, "I rubbed it."

34. Xiao Ming quarreled with her mother, and Xiao Ming stormed out, so there was no door at Xiao Ming's house.

35.1 yuan, after operation, becomes 4 yuan, perhaps this is a 4% discount operation.

36. I accidentally trampled an ant to death. The little ant complained that it was the queen, and we didn't have a queen. Then she cried loudly. We really didn't have a queen.

37. I heard that watching martial arts films can help you lose weight, because it often says, you are thin to death.

38. A cup of pumpkin almond syrup, no apricots, no melons, no dew, and Nanren.

39. The name of the doctor who delivered Darren Wang's baby must be Columbus, because he discovered the new continent.

4. Q: Do you really want to lose weight by eating so much every day? A: Enjoy it! Humorous jokes with laughter that can't stop (Part 3)

41. The doctor prescribed me pills, and I fell to the ground and kept ringing. When I looked carefully, it turned out to be a good pill.

42. the Monkey King's golden cudgel is missing. Ask the land father, the Monkey King: "Where is my golden cudgel?" "Great Sage, your golden hoop and great stick are especially suitable for your hairstyle"

43. Yang was poisoned, and Ouyang Feng detoxified him. He said to the little dragon girl, "Don't look at me just suppressing itching, but the little dragon girl received: green … green grass has become more fragrant for me?

44. "Go and find out where the undercover's hometown is!" "undercover's home is in the northeast, on the Songhua River."

45. Cats will bite you if you suck cats, but dogs won't, because people who suck Wang are fine.

46. You were admitted to Tsinghua, and he was admitted to Peking University. I baked sweet potatoes, roasted sweet potatoes, roasted sweet potatoes and sweet roasted sweet potatoes.

47. The clothes are wrinkled, and I can't even iron them with an iron. I said don't wrinkle, don't wrinkle, do you hear? Don't go.

48. Pumpkin purple potato and peanut are good friends. One day, peanut invited them to play. Pumpkin asked peanut, who else? Peanut said, I am purple potato and you, did you hear? I only belong to you.

49. Why do you always want to eat when you are in a bad mood? Because you feel sad and want to chew.

5. I ate a lot of peanuts, and the more I ate, the happier I became. I checked, and it turned out that it was a good thing to eat peanuts.

51. I'm a crab, and my pliers are gone.

52. Mother sparrow smells little sparrow: "What hairstyle do you want to tie today, baby?" Little sparrow: "choo choo ~"

53. The crab accidentally bumped into the loach when going out for a walk. The loach was very angry and said, "Are you blind?" The crab said very grievance: "No, I am a crab!" "

54. I found an island today ~ I'm crazy about you.

55. others think buzzing is annoying, but you say it's a beautiful mosquito, so I tickle you!

56. One day, Little Bear was playing with a balloon bear, shouting and chasing. Don't go, don't go, don't go. Do you hear me? Please don't go.

57. One day, the ant got lost, but luckily he met another ant, so he asked the ant, "How do you get back to the ant's nest?" The other ant said, "Laughing or ... very silent."

58. Mother cat scolded the kitten and said, "Why did you tear the mouse you caught to pieces? Is it cruel for you not to do so? " Li Qu, the kitten, said, But the rat slices are really delicious.

59. We can't just feel the pulse of the times by ourselves, and don't let your mother feel YiBo. I want to give my life a try all day, so turn around and let your mother give it a try. "

6. You don't even love me, so what do you love? Einstein's hilarious humorous jokes (Chapter 4)

61. Introduce myself: I am 2 years old, with perfect limbs, complete facial features, normal urination and defecation, can breathe spontaneously, eat three meals a day, can use smart phones, and have a promising future.

62. I said to the crow's feet in the corner of my eye: We have to play well.

63. Hello, a cup of pumpkin almond dew, no melon, no apricot, no dew, and Nanren.

64. Zhang Fei and Guan Yu rode horses together, and there was a cliff in front of them. Guan Yu said, "Stop your horse quickly." Zhang Fei said, "I'm happy." Guan Yu said, "Stop your horse quickly."

65. One day, a duckling was reading a book, and another duckling said it was time to eat. Please close the book quickly and make up with a good duck and a good duck.

66. When I went to the hospital to prescribe medicine, the doctor told me: I can't take more of this medicine. I was just wondering why, when I suddenly fell on my ear, there was a sound! It turns out that this medicine is a loud pill!

67. Learning to drive, the coach gave me the Japanese name: Matsushita Sandcar.

68. On the way home, someone sold spices, and I bought a packet for cooking. After eating it, my eyes were full of tears, which turned out to be "what a surprise".

69. Medusa petrified the wife of a general. The general was angry: "How dare you petrify your wife!" Medusa: Hate … and lonely birds have sung their grief?

7. Today, I drank a cup of super delicious milk tea. When I saw the name, it turned out to be Woxiangni Letie juice.

71. You don't even hurt me. What do you hurt? Tengger singer?

72. I can't play basketball well today because I'm deflated. Yes, how can I give up?

73. I have to rely on threats to do anything that a good-looking girl can do with a little charm.

74. A teenager ate his classmates, just a few of them.