Joke to laugh your belly short woman

A collection of jokes that will make you laugh your stomach, a short woman

Introduction: Jokes come from life, but they can also make our lives more joyful and joyful. Now, I have compiled them for you A collection of short jokes about women that will make you laugh your ass off. Let's have fun and laugh together.

1. Research shows that women are better at driving in smog than men. This is due to the fact that they usually drive without looking at the road!

2. The feeling of loving someone is: you will care about everything, but you can forgive everything.

3. When I saw a young couple quarreling over trivial matters, I suddenly felt that being single was pretty good, and I could do whatever I wanted. . . Except for girlfriends.

4. If you want to chase a girl, send her a message late every night to go to bed early. If you persist for at most three years, you will succeed. If you want to break up with a girl, call her every morning? Get up early? If you persist for three months at most, you will succeed.

5. Today’s women are too realistic. They would rather marry a man who is handsome, rich and loves her than an ugly, poor and philandering scumbag like me.

6. Some words appear to be rich in meaning when added "old", such as old Beijing noodles with soybean paste, old Chongqing hot pot, and old Tianjin twists. There are also you who are too old to get married and you who are old bachelors!

7. There are three realms of being single. The first realm is that mountains are mountains and water is water. In middle school and high school, it doesn’t matter whether you are in love or not. The second realm is that mountains are not mountains, and water is not water. When I was in college, I was so close to falling in love several times that I thought I was about to be single. The third realm is mountain or mountain, water or water. After working, I feel that it doesn’t matter whether I am in love or not. I just wait for the blind date to take over. . .

8. If a woman walks 20,000 steps a day, then she is shopping; if she only walks 18 steps a day, then she is shopping online.

9. Ranking of the twelve zodiac signs with the strongest jealousy: the third place is Virgo; the second place is Scorpio; the first place is your girlfriend’s zodiac sign.

10. To chase a girl with a boyfriend, you just need to defeat her boyfriend; but to chase a single girl, you have to defeat her fantasy. Friends, do you understand?

11. A woman’s ideal love is actually very simple, just eight words: full, full, hugging the baby.

12. I hope that for my three best friends: the first one is as beautiful as a flower, and her best friend’s reputation depends on her. It’s best if there are men who are attentive every day, so that we can get some light;

The second one is a womanly man, who can catch mice and outmaneuver gangsters, and travel in the world depends on her;

The third one is a good wife and mother, who can go to the hall and the kitchen. I go to her house every day to get some food;

We will give them a few people.

13. A twenty-year-old woman is like a cherry, good-looking but not delicious!

A thirty-year-old woman is like a grape, good-looking and delicious!

Four A ten-year-old woman is like a pineapple, unsightly but delicious!

A fifty-year-old woman is like a tomato. She thinks it is a fruit, but in fact it has already entered the vegetable series!

Women, If you take care of yourself, you are like a grape, if you don’t take care of it, you will be a raisin! If you take care of her, she will look the same, if you don’t take care of her, you will look old!

14. Kiss her, it’s not like a gentleman, don’t kiss her, it’s not like a man;

< p> Praise her and call her a liar; don’t praise her and call you a fool;

Look at her often and it will bore her; look at her less and blame you for your pursuit of beauty;

Jealousy Well, you are too narrow-minded, be more generous and say you don’t love;

Just ask for sex, it’s not respectful enough, be content, it’s not pampering enough;

If you look at others, it’s teasing. , others look at her because they admire a beautiful woman;

If you want to speak, she wants you to listen, listen attentively, she forces you to speak! ;