My boyfriend asked me jokingly how much he wanted to buy me, how should I answer?

In fact, you can cultivate your humor slowly and read more jokes. I recommend Embarrassing! ! I guarantee that you have changed a lot. I recommend a few answers below. Because you often encounter these questions, it is recommended to read Embarrassing Times every day. Haha

1. What are you checking? Who has my husband contacted? They all took the initiative to tell me that my husband is the best behaved (if you tell me this trick, I guarantee that your husband will be quite proud, and he will be very grateful to you because you praised him)

2. Oops, what will happen if you don’t drink? ? You drink first. (Usually saying this will not let you drink anymore, unless the person is really boring)

3. I know, there are several of them calling my home every day, and I am bored to death! (Be sure to say it with a smile. This will also give a smiley warning to those girls who silently like your husband, and they have a sense of humor. Everyone knows it is a lie~~~)

4. You immediately grabbed his friend's clothes, looked at your husband and asked with a smile: Tell me, how many of them has he brought? Let’s see how I deal with him when I get back (usually when you say this, your friends will say it’s a joke, no), if he really talks about Xiao Hua Xiao Hong, you just say “Oh” and smile to your husband and say, “Look at me when I go home” How to take care of you

5. No, my husband always kneels to staple books and staple books. He feels that he doesn’t feel anything when kneeling on the washboard. I look at your husband and ask: Isn’t that right, husband? !

As you can see, to be humorous, you have to laugh when you speak, and it has to be natural and not artificial. Your eyes need to be flexible. Smiling rigidly will make people uncomfortable, and you will be embarrassed every month. Once you get started, it’s impossible to watch Three Months of Embarrassing without being humorous