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Meet someone for the first time.

One afternoon a few days later, Master Wang called Lin Qiang's mobile phone and asked him to meet his niece in the back garden of the hospital at eight o'clock that night. Can we have a look first? If both sides think it's ok, let's talk about it first. If you feel dissatisfied, it doesn't matter, even if you are an ordinary friend. After all, it depends on whether the emotional personality and hobbies of both sides are consistent.

Lin Qiang was silent for a moment, and then said slowly, "Master Wang, this is not very good. You asked me to meet your niece, but to be honest, I was not prepared at all, and now I am in hospital, so it is not easy to talk about it. This is not ... a bit deceptive! "

Master Wang smiled faintly after listening: "Have you made it clear to Nurse Liu? No. What did she tell you? No, either. It doesn't matter. You two are just friends now. It's nothing. We need to be friends, but I'm really angry with you. I think I was right about you. Xiao linzi, don't be such a mother-in-law My niece said nothing. Girls are not afraid. You have been married once, and you are afraid of losing two pounds! "

Seeing what Master Wang said, Lin Qiang couldn't say anything more, so he said, "Well, I'll go at night."

Master Wang said with a smile on the phone, "Hey, young man, you're right! Men should be honest. Okay, I won't tell you. Remember, see you in the back garden of the hospital at eight o'clock in the evening! "

"Ok, see you in the garden at eight o'clock in the evening!" Lin Qiang smooth should way.

Master Wang hung up with satisfaction.

The period from dinner to bedtime is the most leisurely time for patients in the inpatient department of the hospital. Patients who are seriously ill or unwilling to gossip go to bed early; Patients with mild or lively illness get together in twos and threes, some play chess in the ward, and some chat while watching TV in the hall.

After dinner, Lin Qiang went to the bathroom to wash dishes and chopsticks, wiped his head and face and went back to his room. He chatted casually with two patients in the same ward for a while, then said that he would go to the hall to watch TV for a while and came out. Arriving at the lobby, CCTV's "Focus Interview" program is playing on TV, and the hostess is telling a serious story about a building collapse caused by a responsibility accident. The picture suddenly replayed to the collapsed building, which was really a mess. He glanced at the TV, without pause, walked directly behind people and came to the back door of the inpatient department, dozens of meters away from here, which is the back garden of the hospital.

A short time before meeting, Lin Qiang lit a cigarette and began to smoke.

Under the moonlight, the small pavilion in the front garden stood quietly in the night. A few pines and cypresses soar into the sky in the dark, just like a dark drilling tower, with its spire pointing at the night sky. Soon, I will meet Master Wang's niece. Although I don't like Master Wang's pandering, I can imagine that I will soon have a blind date with a strange girl. Moreover, this woman may become my partner in future life, eating, sleeping and having children together ... At the thought of this, he is entangled with a feeling of joy and excitement. Perhaps this is the reaction of a normal man at this moment; Perhaps, this is caused by too much physiological savings caused by yin-yang imbalance in divorce for four or five years. But in any case, the thought of standing in front of a heterosexual makes me feel a little nervous and expecting. What do you expect ... I hope Master Wang's niece is not far from her minimum requirements. Yes, what does this girl look like? How many points can you score compared with your ex-wife If only you were as beautiful as Liu Fang. Otherwise, it's really hard to find an ugly girl, not to mention that she looks at her all day, even if her ex-wife sees her later, she will laugh at herself ... Come on, it's ridiculous to find someone even if her ex-wife looks pleasing to the eye!

Lin Qiang was absent-minded, and Master Wang came with a girl, his niece.

"Xiao Lin, you're early. I was afraid you wouldn't come! Come, meet, this is my niece! " Master Wang said with a smile.

Master Wang's niece is called Yan Wang. Although she is 27 years old, she is very handsome and looks like she is in her early twenties. She wore a white silk scarf on her head, a thin China red cotton-padded jacket on her upper body and blue-black trousers on her lower body, like a little girl at school.

Master Wang gave them a brief introduction, excusing that they had gone back in advance at home.

Although it's past the vernal equinox, it's still a little cold at night. Lin Qiang knew that Master Wang chose to meet in the back garden for his own reasons. At least it's quiet. No one bothers him. If you are here in summer, you can't. It's inconvenient to talk alone for a while. No sooner had they finished the last two sentences than someone greeted them: Oh, cool! What do you do? What do you do ... Oh, tell me! This guy just walked for a while when two people came: Xiao Lin, why don't you go up and play chess ... Hey, this girl is ... the other one has a little eye, so he gave this careless horse a nasty pull: What did you ask? I can't see that this is a meeting. Let's go and stop messing around here! If something goes wrong, both parties are not satisfied with the meeting and do not intend to make further contact. However, when you return to the ward at night, the whole patient knows that you have a girlfriend. It's not easy for you to explain anything to others. From this point of view, Lin Qiang admires Master Wang's thoughtfulness.

Along the Yong Road in the garden, they talked as they walked. The two of them briefly introduced their own situation, because both sides learned something about each other from Master Wang, so now they feel that there is not much difference between them, which is more reasonable than their own requirements.

Wang Yan asked, "I heard that you drillers all like to drink, and they are especially good at it, right?"

"Not particularly like drinking. It's just that everyone has nothing to do after work and wants to have a good time. There is no venue. Sing a song, there is no karaoke room; Standing on this barren hill and wailing, it's not like this. If you don't make trouble, you will attract wolves. We can't study after work every day, so we get together for a drink. In fact, for us, this is also a way of entertainment and rest, and it is also a sign of happiness and friendship. Everyone is free together, regardless of each other, like brothers, and may drink a little more. However, we never drink when drilling! "

"That's good, in fact, it's nothing for men to drink, as long as they don't drink too much. Otherwise, I usually don't drink anything. If I really drink some wine, my face will turn red. What kind of person is that? "

"Is that people don't drink a little wine, winery is not closed? Drinking can also be regarded as supporting national economic construction! " Lin Qiang joked.

"All right, I haven't heard that drinking can also be linked to supporting national economic construction! Who did so many traffic accidents caused by drinking? " Yan Wang said seriously.

"This, this ... this is really hard to say. Everything has advantages and disadvantages, so does drinking. If you drink too much and get drunk, you will naturally miss the country and the people, right? " Lin Qiang replied.

"It's not that serious, just drink less in the future. Hey, I also heard that you have a sense of justice. Two days ago, you helped some female nurses beat a hooligan who made trouble in the ward away, didn't you? " At one point, Rebecca asked in a low voice, her bright eyes as clear as a lake staring at him sparkly.

"Don't listen to your uncle, I just said before, not at all. Besides, everyone has to take care of it. "

"Now this society is generally unwilling to meddle in this kind of business, lest others retaliate, not to mention that you are still a patient!"

"Ah, didn't think so much at that time. I just want to go up and solve this matter early. I can't let it affect the work of doctors and nurses and the rest of patients. Who makes us men? I didn't think about anything else. "

"Not every man can do such a thing."

Unconsciously, they came to the small pavilion. Wang Yan pointed to the small stone stool in the pavilion and said, "Your legs are still not neat. Don't be too tired. Let's have a rest here. "

"All right!" Lin Qiang stepped forward quickly, bent down to blow the dust off the stone bench, and then said, "Please sit down!"

Wang Yan smiled and said, "I didn't expect you to be quite a gentleman." Do you talk too much and have experience with women? "

Lin Qiang also smiled: "I have seen two or three after the divorce, and I have never seriously talked about one!"

"Listen to my uncle said that you were married and divorced ... don't be nervous. It doesn't matter if you get divorced. Men who have experienced a failed marriage will be more mature and know how to love women, don't you think? "

"I'm not sure about this, but I think with the experience of the first failure, the second time should generally be better. Isn't there a saying that failure is the mother of success? "

Yan Wang almost laughed: "Yo-ho-you're so funny. Hey, your wife ... no, it's your ex-wife. Did she call on you after the divorce? Didn't you ... regret it? "

"What can I say? After all, divorce is a very painful thing. It is wrong to say that you are not sad and have no regrets. My ex-wife and I talked about it ourselves when we were in Zhengzhou Institute of Coalfield Geology, so I felt very uncomfortable when we just broke up, but I didn't have time to think when I was busy at work. After a long time, I forgot, and I have to move forward anyway. "

"Since you are sad, why break up? Are you seeing someone else? " Yan Wang smiled at Lin Qiang.

"How come! Mainly because I have been exploring in the wild for a long time and have not given her the warmth of family and the care of men. At first, she always told me to transfer back to the office, but that's what we drillers did. Can you transfer it back if you can? After a long time, she was completely disappointed with this life and our feelings. Finally, I had to divorce! "

"So that's it. Hey ... I ask again, did you ... had a sweetheart before you divorced her? "

"How is that possible? We have been exploring in the wild all day, so we have no time. Moreover, we can't see lesbians at all. "

"What about your ex-wife? You don't see each other all the year round. Is there anyone else in her family? "

"Well ... how to say, she has been at home for several years, and I don't know if there is anyone, but I know she has no feelings for me. You said that in this case, I can still ask her not to divorce! "

"Hey, I didn't expect you to be self-respecting ... well, did you two cry when you divorced?" Yan Wang asked again.

"Well, after all, after living together for more than three years, my heart was really empty when I was apart, and I cried when no one was around ... Hey, I said you were checking your hukou, why do you always ask these questions!"

She ignored Lin Qiang and said to herself, "Men don't cry easily because they haven't reached the sad place yet. On the whole, he was kind to his ex-wife. He is a sentient and righteous man. Such a man is liked. What do you say? "

"I don't know, I think you have watched too many romantic TV dramas." Lin Qiang smiled.

Yan Wang raised his big bright eyes, gave him a silent look, and then turned to look at his watch. "Hey, it's getting late, I have to work tomorrow. Let's talk about it today! "

"Well, I'll see you off." Lin Qiang stood up.

"No, no, no, I'm fine, go back at the gate of the hospital. Besides, your leg is not ready yet! " Rebecca said so.

Lin Qiang listened obediently and saw that she had considered it so carefully that she didn't say anything more. She just said, "Well, be careful on the road and be safe!"

"You too, go back to the ward and go to bed early." She said, and generously held out her hand. "Goodbye!"