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What was the funniest joke of 2008?

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Xiao Ming’s father asked Xiao Ming to buy cigarettes for him and gave him 3 yuan.

Xiao Ming came to the supermarket and saw his classmate Xiao Hua singing: "Get up...get up...get up." Xiao Ming wanted to learn very much, so he gave him one yuan. learn.

Later, Xiao Ming walked and walked again. I saw an old lady singing: "Lie is my hometown, Lie is my hometown"

Xiao Ming wanted to learn it very much. So I gave my grandma one yuan and learned.

Xiao Ming walked and walked again, and saw a young man singing: "The little Japanese is gone... The little Japanese is gone..." Xiao Ming wanted to learn it very much. I gave him a dollar and learned.

When he got home, his father asked him: "Where are the cigarettes?"

"Learning a song!"

"What song did you learn? Kneel down first." !"

"Get up...get up."

"Get out of here, aren't you?" /p>

"Lie is my hometown...Lie is my hometown!"

"Okay, if you don't go away, I'll go away," Dad said

"Little Japanese devil Let’s go. The little Japanese devil is gone!”