A joke for your favorite person.

1. I can't give you the best things in the world, but I will give you all my best.

Where did you get such a good temper? This is all because I love you.

I've never been afraid of police, hooligans or parents. The only thing I'm afraid of is my wife!

What I want to say most is in my eyes, in my manuscript box and in my dream.

5. You sent me an anonymous message and liked me? Don't say that. No Stop it, you are the only girl in QQ.

6. I hope that one day after a certain year, I can send a status saying: Shit, I actually married him.

7. You kissed my lips, but I'm not your favorite person.

8. If what you gave me was also given to others, I would rather not. It is not terrible not to get it. It would be a joke if I couldn't stay.

9. Dare you let me live an inch in the fourth rib of your left chest?

10. You can't say that you can only love one person in your life. It's impossible. However, there must be someone who can make you laugh the most brilliantly, cry the most thoroughly and remember the most deeply.

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1 1. Call your husband and behave yourself; If you call your wife, you will be responsible to the end.

12. Didn't the teacher teach you? If you can't do the problem, just jump to the back. If you can't catch up, find another one!

13. You slapped me, but I asked you why your hands were so cold.

14. If you can't quarrel with your daughter-in-law, hug or press against the wall and kiss.

15. Boys are subtraction. At first, it seemed that every girl scored 100. When you find the shortcomings, you will gradually reduce them until you fail, and you will break up! And girls are addition. At first, boys got lower marks. After getting along, they gradually get extra points and love more and more! So in the end, most of the people who suffer the most are girls.

16. I will accompany you for a long time. How long will it take to bury you next to me?

17. Find a friend, find a boyfriend, salute and shake hands until you are single.

18. I want to scream when you are drunk and sigh when you are sober.

19. The most vicious spell: I hope that after many years, you will die of a broken heart and think of me.

20. You never know how much you can love someone. You don't know how much you love until you watch him fall in love with someone else.

The mood of 202 1 is suitable for wechat: the most wanted words are in the eyes, in the draft box, and

1, your eyes are like a river in the moonlight, shining with mysterious luster.

2. "What I want to say most is in my eyes, in my manuscript box and in my dream."

I can't stand him telling anyone that I am sincere. How much is his heart worth?

4. Try your best to make you laugh, but don't know that you will only fall in love with someone who makes you cry.

5. If sincerity is a kind of harm, I choose lies; If a lie is a kind of injury, I choose silence; If silence is a kind of injury, I choose to leave.

6. If you can start over, be honest with each other; If you can do it all over again, memories will be dust.

7. By your parents, you are a princess at most, by your husband, you are a princess at most, and by yourself, you are a queen.

8. My heart seems to be badly broken and then seriously degraded.

9. Love is a joke that kills others and hurts yourself.

10, the teenager I love is ordinary, but it makes me reach the peak of my dream.

1 1. You read every chicken as a short story. When can I see a dream of red mansions?

12, you said I love so many people, which one are you?

13, I cried and said I missed you.

14, be a beauty, don't pour your country, don't be beautiful.

15, I would rather be a fool all the time than hear the truth from you.

Super classic is suitable for friends circle. Gao Lengfan said: What I want to say most is in my eyes, in the manuscript box.

1, a word of love for you touched my life.

There is no reward to encourage hard work in the world. All rewards are only used to reward work results.

3. "Brother" has a good psychological quality, just like having no psychological quality.

Girl, what are you waiting for? What did you dream about? Is he still the one you love?

What I want to say most is in my eyes, in my manuscript box and in my dream.

6. You must love at least one sport, like it and take part in it.

7. When I miss you, I am the most despised. And I have been looked down upon all my life.

8. To really let go is not to let go of others, but to let go of yourself.

9. People who escape from reality will be even less ideal in the future.

10, yes, cheating in this exam is very successful and can have a happy ending.

1 1. Everyone's life is like a piece of music, which plays the joys and sorrows and depicts the ups and downs.

12, love burns like charcoal, so we have to find a way to cool it. If you let it go, you will burn a heart.

13, I loved you for two or three years, but you left in an instant. ...

14, what makes you sad now, you will say it with a smile one day.

15. Black you because I care about you, play with you because you are qualified, and chat with you because I miss you.

What I want to say most is

1, always staring at your sky every night, looking forward to your company. If one day, you really leave me, then this love will be hidden in the softest place in my heart, so that no one can touch it! I will let them accompany me to the end of my life!

Between us, whether we love or not, whether we continue or end, I have no regrets! Because I have turned this deep love into my own business, and I have no other desire for you!

In the foggy sea, your eyes are a wind, raising my sail and taking me to the distant shore like an arrow. I lost my way under the colorful neon lights. It is your eyes that take me through the noise of the four seasons and towards eternal attachment. In your long staring eyes, the incomparable kindness and lofty sentiments sang in my heart.

On the day I set foot in a distant place to study, my first thought was to be grateful to my parents, because it was with my parents that I had the opportunity to appreciate the warmth and coldness of life and enjoy the joy and happiness of life in this colorful world. They gave me life and meticulous care. When children are happy, they are happiest with their parents. When children are depressed, they are most concerned about their parents. Regardless of my parents' social status, knowledge level and other qualities, they are the greatest benefactors in my life and people who deserve our love forever.

In fact, I really want to tell you that you don't have to be strong. When you feel tired, my arm is your tenderest harbor. When the disease attacks your body, I am willing to bear it with you; When you are sad and disappointed, I will say to you with the brightest smile: persistence, you are the best; When everyone leaves you, I will be your final destination.

6. "Filial piety is the first." Filial piety is the foundation of being a man. Only those who know how to be grateful to their parents can be regarded as complete people. Let's learn to be grateful to our parents! Treat our parents with a grateful heart and communicate with them with a sincere heart. Don't take it for granted that our parents help us do anything. They brought us to this wonderful world, which is great enough. They raised us without asking for anything in return, so we should not ask them for anything.

7. The most beautiful thing in the world is the teacher's eyes. With its selflessness and broadness, it washes my narrow and vulgar temperament in the tender feelings of moistening things. I stumble in your expectant eyes.

8. In order to give us a comfortable living environment, they always work so hard and hard. When I was a child, I took their sufferings for granted, because I didn't understand or know their parents' sufferings. Now, when I grow up, I know that I should be considerate of my parents with a grateful heart and should take care of and honor my parents.

9. Sometimes I ask myself stupidly: Do you have feelings for me? If so, is it feelings? Is it friendship? Or human feelings? I can often see your smile and outline in my mind, and I can't get rid of it! You know what I'm most afraid of now? It's the helplessness and emptiness in my heart when I lost your news! Sometimes, I really want to play childish and disappear so that you can't find it. However, when you can't find me, will you feel the same as me? I don't know the answer, maybe, maybe not, maybe. ...

10, when the wind blows, I miss you and want to put on a coat for you personally, watching you smile at me gratefully and gently, melting into your affectionate eyes. When it rains, I miss you. I want to hold your hand and run in the rain together, so that our happiness can float on the earth with the rain. I have imagined in my mind countless times that when we meet face to face, my reaction … I just want to be drunk in your arms and never wake up. I really want to walk with you like this, rain or shine!

1 1. In the high blue sky, I heard your eyes talking and moving gently on my wings. I approached the blue in your eyes with my soaring back, and life gained the aura of years in the rise with the wind.

12, in the night when I miss you, I always want to light a cigarette, watch it curl up, watch it take shape, and hope all my sadness will turn to ashes with it. Watching it burn, my heart burns like it. Have you ever seen a cloud floating overhead in your sky? Have you ever felt the breeze caressing your forehead for me?

13 However, have we ever asked ourselves: How much do you care about your parents? Have you noticed your parents' birthdays? Have you ever really blessed your mother? China is an ancient civilization, which has emphasized filial piety since ancient times. Confucius said, "You must know your parents' age. One is happy and the other is afraid. "In other words, parents are healthy and children should always care about them. Perhaps a blessing is nothing to yourself, but it is better than anything to parents, and it is unforgettable enough to make them cry!

14, in fact, I have a lot to say, but when I face the screen and think of the great pressure you are under, I suddenly feel that my language is so pale and powerless that I can't express my feelings at the moment. These days, my space has been infiltrated by your thoughts. After so much experience, I don't want to put my thoughts and inner sadness together in words. It doesn't matter what others say. You can read it, right? Reading you is like a sweet spring, and reading you is like drinking a cup of bitter coffee with sugar.