I want some funny jokes.

The dormitory turned off the lights last night and was getting ready for bed.

There was a noisy sound from downstairs in the dormitory. As soon as I saw it, it was a group of people in a ball.

A dormitory brother didn't see clearly and thought someone was confessing under the dormitory (the girls' dormitory is next to it).

He screamed, "Together, together",

At that time, there were many people watching upstairs, and many people who didn't know the truth followed him.

Others shouted for a kiss. After shouting for a while, the two regiments could not fight any longer. ...

Eating chaos at a roadside stall in the morning,

A black tea bottle on the stall table was mistaken for vinegar.

I feel that it is not sour enough after pouring a little, but it is still not sour enough after pouring a little.

Down, down, down. ...

Then he shouted, boss, why isn't your vinegar sour?

The boss came over and said, isn't this the black tea left just now?

I turned blue in an instant. ...

One day I went shopping and bought a hood. The boss of the big shopping mall is asking too much. I turned around and left.

Thinking about waiting for the boss to come after me and make a counter-offer. Who knows, it's been a long time

As soon as the boss came out, he shouted, "Girl, there is only one left in 30 years. Take it if you want! "

Don't look back. I don't look back. He didn't call me. Absolutely not.

Today, I heard someone say that I am a girl behind my back.

Being a man is really angry!

Now my hands are still shaking. Oh, my eyeliner is crooked, md!

A person suddenly contacts you. Under normal circumstances, he is looking for a spare tire.

It's normal to suddenly stop contacting you. You are just a spare tire.

I contacted you again one day, which is quite normal. You are a good spare tire.

Then I stopped contacting you. It's still normal. There is a better spare tire than you.

On the bus, there is an uncle sitting opposite, and I am listening to the song quietly.

Uncle suddenly took out a bag of coffee from his pocket, then tore it open and poured it into his mouth.

Chewing and chewing, the smell of coffee suddenly came to my face, and I was shocked.

Is it wrong for me to make coffee with water for so many years?

Daughter, shopping with her mother two days ago, took a fancy to a red vest and wanted to buy it.

Mom insisted that the red one didn't look good and asked me to buy the black one, saying it was versatile.

Finally I bought the black one. Until today, I saw her wearing a red vest, and I immediately understood.

When my grades were poor, teachers and classmates laughed at me, saying that I would definitely not be admitted to the university and would move bricks in the future.

Not convinced, I secretly made up my mind to get up early and be greedy for the dark, study hard and make rapid progress in my grades. Finally, I was admitted to the university.

I study civil engineering and move bricks after graduation. I just want to prove to them:

"Moving bricks is destiny takes a hand, and it has nothing to do with whether you can go to college!"

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