An angry and funny joke

1. The 100 yuan I clearly put on the coffee table is missing.

I also have a six-year-old nephew at home. I asked him, did the baby see the 100 yuan on the coffee table?

My nephew replied to my aunt, Qian said 2008.

I watched it expire and threw it into the toilet to flush it.

My three-and-a-half-year-old son is playing with his aunt in the living room. There is a cactus on the table. Aunt put her hand gently on the cactus and said to her son, dare you put it on it? !

The son ran to the table and asked his aunt how to put it.

Aunt, can you show me again? At this critical moment, my son suddenly hit my aunt's hand, which was her face.

Yesterday, I taught my three-year-old cousin to draw. She drew an ugly little man.

I asked her if she was her father. She said no, why is dad so ugly?

Then he ran to his parents' room. I'm going for a drink. I passed by their room and heard the girl's voice: Dad, do I look like my sister?

My parents often don't tell me anything, and they often keep me in the dark, which makes me very angry. . .

In this regard, I just want to say six words to them: can you change to a bigger drum?

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