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How many people here are classified because Yuan Zhen married his stepmother. They always like to define an ancient people thousands of years ago with modern people's thinking and (I don't know if it's right) value orientation. They said, you love Wei Cong so much, why do you want to marry Pei? You are so hypocritical. The little girls held romance magazines and wiped their tears and said, Oh, those girls are poor. I don't care what era you live in. In our modern eyes, you are love rat.
But they don't even know the name of Yuan Zhen's cousin, let alone who Xue Tao really is and what he wrote. They are just perjury that these people satisfy their desire to spy on and criticize the romance of the ancients.
Second, few people really want to know about the ancients.
I know a lady who likes Emperor Chongzhen. Yes, Emperor Chongzhen, the monarch of the Ming Dynasty, has been questioned for a long time.
She has liked him for more than ten years, from her teens to her marriage. She knows that others say that Chongzhen is a waste of monarch, and she doesn't excuse herself, but she has been tirelessly painting the life and death of Chongzhen into a story with her own good paintings. She looked through the history books again and again, and read all the unheard-of classics you could find, restoring the most authentic Chongzhen.
I can't do what she does, and I don't have her strong ability. I can say that more than 95% of people in Hei Yuanchen only read his erotic rumors in some tabloid magazines and official WeChat accounts. So in their eyes, Wei Zhi will always be and will only be an ungrateful person who spends a lot of time.
Third, for example, Mr. Chen Yinque, everyone concluded that Yuan Zhen was a scum.
When Mingyue published a book about the Ming Dynasty, how long did it discredit Zhu Jianshen? Not to mention that Mr. Chen Yinque and others concluded that Yuan Zhen was a scum in the book (of course, Mr. Chen Yinque never said that Yuan Zhen was bad, and I didn't say that Mr. Chen Yinque smeared Yuan Zhen), which is absolute authority in the eyes of most people. You say what the authority says, and society has always been like this.
Fourth, some people think that he defected to the eunuch party.
The two biggest black spots in the micro world are romance and eunuch. I can't understand the ancient officialdom disputes, but I don't believe that with his consistent nature, he would really be completely attached to the eunuch who licked his face with a whip.
Maybe he really got the chance to reuse the poem because he dedicated it to his superiors. But I can at least say that judging from the official history that has been quite unfriendly to him, he has never done anything to exploit and embezzle people since he took office. As soon as he arrived, he quickly made detailed and accurate political arrangements and considered people's livelihood. Being in the upper position was a pawn in the struggle of political parties from beginning to end, so it was quickly deprived of power and demoted four times when the political party declined.
People who closed their eyes and blacked him out had no idea how this person who was scolded by them and ridiculed as a model of love rat came to Chang 'an step by step with the high hopes of his family and mother and the dream of devoting himself to practical work with enthusiasm. He has a keen nature. At the age of fifteen, he was enlightened by the classics, and at the age of twenty-three, he was awarded the school book lang. He criticized the disadvantages in politics, built water conservancy projects and reformed taxes, and was praised by many people. He led the New Yuefu Movement in literature, and created Yuanhe Style together with Bai Juyi. But in the end, he became a victim of politics, was demoted from the position of prime minister again and again, and finally died in another country.
When I was a teenager watching that history, I was always unwilling for him. I hope he will always be a teenager in the academician courtyard, but I know he has no ambition here.
Now I can get rid of my regrets, but I can't feel any more, and I don't even dare to argue too much for him.
Because I've heard the irony in other people's jokes many times. It's not that I didn't refute, but I finally realized that my rebuttal can't change their impression, because what they want to see is a literary and romantic love rat, not a real Yuan Zhen. When I heard that even my high school Chinese teacher, who I always admired, talked about Yuan Zhen's love affair in class and was full of resentment, I was desperate to change the world's impression of him.
Finally, list some common but false so-called black materials:
1. Abandon Xue Tao
According to the timeline, they have never even been in one place, but the two places are adjacent.
Why can't we meet in the neighborhood? Because Yuan Zhen is about to be demoted. The closest distance between them is when I was exiled, I passed by the city next to you.
Give up Liu Caichun.
The affair with Xue Tao came from Yunxi Friendship. Liu Caichun does exist, but this book is far-fetched and ridiculous in many places.
Revenge on Li He
When Yuan Zhen was fifteen, Li He was just four. Yuan Zhen was jealous of his talent and suppressed him, which was a complete joke.
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