Humorous joke comments

Once, my classmate asked me what subject my other classmate was in the hospital. I don't remember clearly. It feels like internal medicine and acupuncture. As a result, I said she was in the guilt department. 2. A boy saw his uncle: "Buy him two dishes!" Uncle: "The child loves to brag so much that even no one dares to say it!" " When I was in college, a classmate quarreled with me and was at a disadvantage for a while. In desperation, I got up and shouted: You talk nonsense, I'm not stupid! A buddy of mine went on a blind date, and when he came back, everyone asked him how he was. The buddy said: This girl is really rough. At noon, they walked into a beef noodle restaurant. The girl said loudly to the master: Hey, pull two bowls for Lamian Noodles's master and say: Do you want to eat? I eat and pull. My buddy quickly said: 1 bowl, you can pull 1 bowl. It is said that everyone in the restaurant laughed at that time. Once, my sister introduced me to a piece of music, which she said was called "Girls' Underwear". I'm surprised. I took the CD to watch it, which was "A Girl's Prayer" ... 6. The primary school teacher "soothed" our nervous mood before the public class and said, "Don't be nervous, don't look around and get off the platform in class. 7. In English class, the teacher said, "Good morning, teacher." The student said, "Good morning, student." The whole class fell down. . . 8. When I was a child, popsicles and ice cream were usually sold by pushing bicycles. Once, I heard an aunt shouting in the house: New ice cream is selling well. It is estimated that my aunt used to sell fried dough sticks. ) 9. One of my classmates called another friend, and his grandfather answered. This classmate doesn't know what he is thinking. He opened his mouth and said, "Grandpa, I'm grandma. . 。” Suddenly I felt something was wrong, so I hung up the phone with a bang ... 10. When I was a child, my sister and I played at home. She pretended to be a chivalrous woman, pricked up her ears and listened to what was going on outside, and then said to me warily, "Hello? No, big head! "Dormitory old four got out of bed and looked for slippers for half a day. No, I asked everyone: Where are my shoes? Once I went to buy mutton kebabs, I stretched out four fingers and said to my boss, "Three mutton kebabs. "The boss was shocked:" How much? " I held out three fingers and said "four" ... My name is Zhu, and I am the administrator of the computer room of this unit. Someone once called my mobile phone: "Director Chicken, are you in the pigsty?" "At that time, I yelled at that guy! When my parents quarreled, my father said angrily, "I want to go out!" " "Playing basketball in high school, A got the ball and selflessly passed it to B, and B scored easily. After a while, B got the ball, A shouted to pass it to him, but B threw it himself. As a result, A shouted angrily, "I was really blind just now …" The audience laughed. In my impression, the monitor in primary school was extremely serious. A self-study class, the classroom was crowded with people. After several times of maintaining order, the monitor was finally fed up. He stood up, patted the table and shouted, "Whoever makes any noise again will break his mouth!" " ..... When the whole class observed a moment of silence for eight universities, I heard a girl order: "Master, stir-fry a plate of hot and sour shredded potatoes, not potatoes!" When cooking at noon, my mother gave me a pot of carrots: "Go, cut the carrots into diced meat!" " "10 When I was looking for a job, the examiner asked me when I would graduate. I was going to say 2000, but when I got excited, I said, "Two thousand years ago ..." What's more, the examiner even said, "Oh, a student of Confucius?" 1 1 I remember once buying a fruit called Elizabeth. I opened my mouth and said, "Boss, how much is Shakespeare?" The boss stayed on the spot ... 12 I remembered that when KFC went out to spread its wings, because I didn't see the advertisement, I heard it from others and always thought that Liu Xiang was the endorsement of KFC. When I arrived at KFC, I directly said to the waiter, "I want Liu Xiang to fly high ..." One day at noon 13, my mother asked my brother to move the table to the side. My brother didn't move for a long time. When my mother was in a hurry, she said, "Did you hear that? I told you to move the table two kilometers to the side! "My friend's child is half a year old, so I called. After a few commonplaces, he came up with a sentence: Does your child eat human milk or your milk now? One night, I met an acquaintance and said, "Good morning" ... I went to buy watermelons that day and heard someone ask the melon seller: Does your watermelon have skin? One day, I went shopping and was anxious to pee. I found an internet cafe in front, rushed into the door and shouted at the stationmaster: Where is the toilet in your toilet? When I bought rice in the canteen, I saw the long-awaited tofu skin. When I was excited, I told the waiter that I wanted a potato skin, which surprised everyone around me. At that time, the school required girls to wear school uniforms on the first day and have activities at school. When the weather was bad the next day, the girls all took their school uniforms to school. Some boys put on their school uniforms when they feel cold. The math teacher looked at it and said, "The boys took off all the girls' clothes. ".................................................................................................................................................................................. I blurted out," four cold, one cold. "It's cold, there is an elevator in the air conditioner! During the physical examination of the college entrance examination, a classmate was highly nearsighted, so he memorized the examination paper filled with E and still failed. We asked him what was wrong, and he said, I can't see clearly where the doctor's baton is. . Faint on the spot. The boss of our dormitory once said: take medicine and take needles. There is a girl named Jiao in the high school class. One day, a handsome boy made a bet with her and forgot what bet she made. She asked: What if I lose? Handsome guy replied: I lost, I slept with you ... loud voice, the whole class burst into laughter 10 minutes. ...