99 funny riddles

In order to satisfy the students’ desire to guess riddles, I have carefully collected and sorted out 99 cold joke riddles. Let’s see how many of them you can guess?

1. Why are silkworm babies so talented? Money?

Answer: Because it will form cocoons (thrift)

2. What is the last name of pencil?

Answer: Xiao, sharpen (Xiao) pencil

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3. Corn wanted to be fashionable and had his hair permed. What was the result?

Answer: It turned into popcorn

4. What threads do monkeys not like? ?

Answer: Parallel lines (because there is no intersection<;banana>)

5. When chocolate and tomatoes fight, why does chocolate win?

Answer: Because of the chocolate bar

6. What will happen if the shark eats mung beans?

Answer: It turns into mung bean paste

7. He went to the hospital after burning a match , what became?

Answer: cotton swabs

8. How did Lin Daiyu die?

Answer: Falling to death (a forest fell from the sky Sister)

9. What are you afraid of with cloth and paper?

Answer: Not (cloth) afraid of ten thousand, but (paper) afraid of just in case

10. Going to the toilet (guess the name of a Hong Kong female artist)

Answer: Karen Mok (reason: don’t smell)

11. What animal likes to stick on the wall?

Answer: Seal (slip)

12. Why do foxes often fall?

Answer: Because foxes are very cunning (slippery feet)

13. 4 people were playing mahjong in the house. Why did the police take away 5 people?

Answer: Because the person they were playing was called "Mahjong"

14. When did you like to drink soda? ?

Answer: When you are lonely (when you are lonely, you will miss soda)

15. An egg went to a teahouse to drink tea. What happened next?

Answer: It turned into a tea egg

16. There was a male deer. It walked faster and faster. What happened in the end?

Answer: It It turned into a highway

17. One day, Mung Bean committed suicide by jumping off the 5th floor and bleeding a lot. How was it?

Answer: It turned into Hong Bean

18. Why doesn’t the plane hit the stars when flying so high?

Answer: Because the stars flash

19. What kind of mouse walks on two feet?

Answer: Mickey Mouse

20. What kind of duck walks on two legs?

Answer: All ducks walk on two legs (right? I want to talk to you)

21. When will tw be unified?

Answer: When buying instant noodles (unification of instant noodles)

22. Miss now Business is hard to do, why?

Answer: Avian Flu

23. What kind of person cannot work at a gas station?

Answer: Glib (oil gun) 24. Are the dumplings boys or girls?

Answer: boys because the dumplings have foreskins

25. People wearing golden clothes

Answer: A shocking (gold) man

26. A bee stung on the calendar

Answer: Feng (bee) and Rili (calendar) )

27. A bear came over

Answer: Come prepared (come with a bear)

28. Do not drop your mobile phone into the toilet

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Answer: Don’t miss the opportunity (wet)

29. There are ten sheep, nine of them squatting in the sheepfold

Answer: cadence (one sheep squats wrong)

30. How to make a sparrow quiet?

Answer: Squeeze it

Next (silence)

31. What kind of sword is the transparent sword?

Answer: Invisible (sword)

32. What do African cannibal chiefs eat? , answer: cannibalism, so what if the chief wants to be a vegetarian?

Answer: eat vegetables

33. Why are there no dinosaurs now?

Answer: Photograph the dinosaurs It’s a movie

34. Xiaobai is very similar to his brother, do you know why?

Answer: Really like Dabai

35. An egg ran to the Songhua River How about swimming?

Answer: turned into a preserved egg

36. One of the eggs ran to Shandong, how about it?

Answer: turned into a preserved egg Liaolu (stewed) eggs

37. How about having an egg that is homeless?

Answer: turned into a wild egg

38. Yes An egg accidentally dropped on the road and fell to the ground. How about it?

Answer: It turned into a missile

39. An egg ran to the flowers. How about being lucky?

Answer: Becoming a Huadan

40. How about having an egg swim in the Dead Sea?

Answer: Becoming Salted Egg Superman

41. Xiao Ming and Xiao Hua went to the beach to compete and tell jokes. After telling the jokes, they died. Why?

Answer: Because of the tsunami (laughing)

42. Why don’t men go out?

Answer: Because as soon as they go out, they become laymen

43. Why can’t you see God’s dick?

Answer: The secret (Tianji) cannot be leaked

44. Why does the iceberg only have one tip?

Answer: Because the other tip was hit by the Titanic Broken

45. How to prevent a duck from flying away?

Answer: Give it a wing (it is difficult to fly with wings)

46. Who doesn’t have one? Phone?

Answer: Tianyi (Tianyi Seamless Phone)

47. Ma Jiajue once said to me in private: "A knife that is extremely blunt is the most lethal." Why?

Answer: Because it is a hammer

48. Why did Chang'e rush to the moon?

Answer: Hou Yi shot for nine days, even if he was an immortal I can’t stand it

49. Four people, Xiao Hei, Xiao Bai, Xiao Huang and Xiao Red, are taking a plane. Who will get sick and vomit?

Answer: Little White Rabbit (vomit) )

50. A fat man jumped from a tall building. What happened?

Answer: He became a dead fat man

51. Two people fell In a trap, a dead person is called a dead person, and a living person is called a dead person?

Answer: Help

52. Which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin, or lion skin?

Answer: Eraser

53. A pig said: "Come on", guess a food?

Answer: Chocolate

54. The guest below is the pride of our Chinese men. He is a singer. Guess who it is?

Answer: Ancient Giant Chicken

55. Which song lyrics Is there "Coin Lee"?

Answer: The moon represents my heart (Coin Lee, how deeply I love you)

56. Why does Harry Potter live in a light bulb?

Answer: Because Harry Potter is a wizard (Tungsten)

57. Which unicorn is the most delicious?

Answer: Ice cream

58. Which Kirin is the fastest?

Answer: Michelin

59. Causes of constipation (guess the name of a foreign star)

Answer: Stallone (shit) Too strong)

60. In the city or in the countryside, which place has a more rapid river?

Answer: In the countryside, because the river in the countryside is too rapid (what’s the difference?

Too urgent)

61. A, B, C, D, E, Ji, Geng, Xin, which word is the coolest?

Answer: D (Thong)

62. There is a room where pigeons will hide

Answer: I hide your song (pigeon) on the roof

63. 12 o’clock in the evening What to do?

Answer: Cramming, because it is cramming

64. Police, gangster or soldier, which one is the thinnest?

Answer: Rogue (Professor Rogue - thinner)

65. There was an idiot who took off the toilet on the plane and threw it out. Guess why?

Answer: Because he is Idiot

66. How many brothers does Aladdin have?

Answer: Three (Ala A, Ala B, Ala B)

67. It’s easy to live during the day. Sad at night (guess a building)

Answer: single-plank bridge

68. How much is a heart worth?

Answer: 100 million (wholeheartedly)

69. Which one is dumb, the sun, the moon, or the stars?

Answer: Stars (the stars in the sky don’t speak - Lu Binghua)

69. Why doesn’t the little white rabbit marry? What about the zebra?

Answer: Because the mother rabbit said that tattoos are not good children

70. What color is the best to imitate?

Answer: Red (mill) imitation

71. Who will help you get food when you are full?

Answer: Flying dragon, because flying dragons are adding food in (the sky)

72. A The puppy died while traveling in the desert. How did he die?

Answer: He died of suffocation because there were no telephone poles to urinate in the desert

A puppy The puppy traveled in the desert and found a telephone pole, but it still suffocated to death. Why?

Answer: There is a sign saying "No peeing here" on the pole.

A puppy The puppy was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole. There was nothing attached to it, but it still suffocated to death. Why?

Answer: Many puppies were waiting in line and did not wait

A puppy was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole without anything attached to it. He even queued up, but he still suffocated to death. Why?

Answer: Because there were two beautiful dog girls behind him. , he is embarrassed

73. Who among the wolf, tiger and lion will definitely be eliminated when playing the game?

Answer: Wolf, because - Momotaro (eliminating the wolf)

74. Which historical figure is the most ungrateful?

Answer: Su Wu Muyang Beihai (by Haihai)

75. Which figure in history is the fastest?

Answer: Cao Cao

76. The car can fly, please guess a drink

Answer: Coffee (Car Flying)

77. Before I only had steamed buns and a meatball. How was it?

Answer: It turned into a steamed bun

78. Who gave Wangqing Shui?

Answer: Aha ("Aha, give me a cup of forgetful water")

79. There was a white cat and a black cat. The white cat fell into the water, and the black cat rescued it. What did the white cat say to the black cat?

Answer: Meow

80. Xiao Ming’s grandfather was brushing his teeth and singing at the same time. Why?

Answer: I’m brushing dentures

81. How heavy are the stars in the sky?

Answer: eight grams (starbucks)

82. tw is part of China (guess A Chinese herbal medicine name)

Answer: Angelica sinensis

83. The Jade Emperor sneezes (guess a city name)

Answer: Tianjin

84. Why do wild geese fly to the south in autumn?

Answer: It would be too slow to fly.

85. Farmers

My husband raises 10 cows but only has 19 horns. Why?

Answer: There is one rhinoceros

86. Pangpang is a well-known diver, but one day he stood on the Why don’t you dare to jump off the springboard?

Answer: Because there is no water below

87. A taxi is driving normally on the highway and does not violate any laws. Despite all traffic rules, I was stopped by a police officer, why?

Answer: The police had to take a taxi

88. What kind of chicken has no wings?

Answer: Frog

89. What is something that is comfortable and effortless to hit?

Answer: Dozing

90. The manufacturing date and the expiration date are the same day What are its products?

Answer: Newspapers

91. What books can’t be bought in bookstores?

Answer: Suicide notes

92 , the best-selling book?

Answer: Female Secretary

93. The spider fell in love with the butterfly, but the butterfly rejected it. Why?

Answer: Me Mom said, those who hang out online all day are not good people

94. The panda loved Xiaolu deeply, but was rejected when he expressed his love. Why?

Answer: Xiaolu said timidly: My mother said that those who wear sunglasses are all bad boys

95. Who didn’t attend the zoo meeting?

Answer: Lion (I contacted him because the lion was "lost")

96. The fat man sat in a sedan chair (guess the name of a place)

Answer: Yugoslavia

97. Potato stabbed Baozi fatally, what happened?

Answer: It turned into red bean paste (killed) Bao

98. Who among the grandfather, father and brother will shed tears after listening to mother's words?

Answer: Grandpa (every night) thinks of mother's words and sheds tears

99. There are two bees very They fell in love, but then the female bee married a spider. Why?

Answer: Because the female bee loves to surf the Internet