Tell jokes to your girlfriend.

The soldier asked the company commander: What should I do if I step on a mine in the battle? The company commander was greatly annoyed: Shit, what can I do? Pay the price for stepping on it.

Giraffe and monkey got married, and a year later giraffe filed for divorce: I don't want to jump up and down any more! Monkey is furious: leave! Who has seen kissing and climbing trees!

Have you eaten? Please receive the short message. The elephant put shit in the middle of the road, and an ant just passed by. Looking up at the misty mountain peak, it couldn't help singing: Alasao, this is the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau! ~~~~

You have grown up, there are some things you should know: the sky is used to shelter from the wind and rain; The land is used to grow flowers and grass; I used it to prove how great human beings are; You are used to stew vermicelli.

How to tell the authenticity of RMB?

Prepare 100 yuan. Fold in half and then fold in half, put it on the ground and step on it n times. Pick it up and see if the people above have nosebleeds. If it is, it is true. If not, it's fake.

On a sunny day, birds are singing and flowers are fragrant.

Flies come to the toilet to eat.

Suddenly, Xiaofei asked, Mom and Dad, why do we eat shit?

Mother fly looked at it and continued to eat. ...

After a while, Xiaofei asked again, Mom, why do we eat shit?

At this time, the mother fly said, don't say such disgusting things when eating!

When a child is in class,

I want to shit,

Raise your hand and say to the teacher, teacher, I want to shit!

The teacher said: don't say such disgusting things, be elegant!

Child: Teacher, my ass wants to vomit!