Can everyone help us tell a few more funny jokes? 20 points reward! !

1. In class, a man was playing with his mobile phone. Unfortunately, the class teacher found it outside the window. The class teacher didn't want to interrupt the class, so she sent a short message to remind her classmates. Unfortunately, the students didn't save the phone number of the class teacher, so they sent back a text message: Who is in class? The class teacher replied: Look out of the window! The buddy replied: Thank you, the class teacher is watching. We'll talk after class.

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3. A child's diary: On Monday, February 30th, it was sunny. It's too bad there is no sun today. My father bought a goldfish and drowned it in the water tank. I am very sad ... Teacher's comment: I am also very sad. In February, I have never met the 30th in my life. I have never seen a sunny day without the sun. I have never seen a goldfish drowned in the water. .....

4. The child asked a rich man: How come you are so rich? The rich man said: I had nothing like you when I was a child. My father gave me an apple, so I sold it, bought two more apples with the money I earned, and then sold it to buy four more apples. The child said thoughtfully, sir, I seem to understand. Mr. millionaire said, you know your sister. Later, when my father died, I inherited all his inheritance.

Xiaoming did something wrong, and his mother told him to kneel in front of Guanyin and confess, saying: If Guanyin forgave you, you can eat.

Five minutes later, Xiao Ming sat down at the dinner table and his mother asked strangely, didn't I say that Guanyin forgave you before you could eat?

Xiao Ming said: Yes, I knelt there and said, Sister Guanyin, I was wrong. I want to eat, and then sister Guanyin told me with her right hand, ok!

I've seen it recently!