What should parents say when they meet their girlfriends for the first time?

Six ways to impress your girlfriend's parents when you meet for the first time.

1, respect and modesty: I once went to a girl's house, walked in with my head held high, looked down at people and greeted them with my eyes, then stopped talking to people and concentrated on making friends with girls. When I went again, people were extremely unpopular, so I had to take the walkman borrowed by girls as an excuse, grabbed something and ran away, never coming home.

Trick: Tell everyone to bring "you" as soon as they open their mouth, and say "please" if something happens. You really don't want to bend down to cater to that slightly hunched old man. You might as well bow and smile.

Keep in mind the purpose: I have to go to a girl's house on Sunday for half a year. They have always been very warm and smiling at me, but in the end they "stayed in love", which is puzzling.

Trick: I always close the door and live a sweet life with girls except during meal time. Although I dare not cheat, I always shut my parents out. It's really silly to think about yourself today. You should communicate with two old people more. The purpose of your visit to their home is not to pick up girls, but to "pick up" the two old people. Besides their daughter, I also want to make my parents like me and everyone in their family like me. Isn't that what the advertisement says: "It's really good to be good to everyone."

3, many people don't blame: there is a girlfriend who has been talking for two years and is going to get married soon. Finally, I was suddenly kicked out of the door with a "roll" and beat Yuanyang. From then on, she was far apart.

Trick: The door was not built for nothing. You should go to the door and bring some presents. It doesn't matter if you don't accept gifts this year, or if you only accept brain damage. As long as you get along well with their "spy" (your girlfriend), it is more than enough to "plot against" two 50-year-old comrades. Cigarette, wine, tea, mahjong machine, chess, DVD, jewelry ... What do you like and what do you lack? I almost forgot to say, remember one thing, don't send fakes!

4. Bold but not exaggerated: When most people marry women, they will examine each other's strength. They should seek truth from facts and avoid bragging. No capital is not terrible. What's terrible is that it gives people a sense of unease. You can have no money, but you have to be steady and reliable. It is enough to show your sincerity by trying to sell on a reliable basis, and it is less to move the bench and queue up to buy tickets for others.

Trick: Blow up the cow at the beginning, and there is no room for the end. Even if you are really capable, show it slowly. Old people marry women not for money, but for peace of mind.

5. Diligent and smart: You should take the initiative to find out where other people need strong labor to help. When there is no physical labor, you might as well chat. How stupid I used to be. I never wash dishes or mop the floor for anyone. The most important thing is that I didn't mention it. People don't really ask you to do it. Even if I do it ten times and eight times, I will cheat my daughter home. Won't she do it for you in the next ten or eight years?

Trick: It is absolutely necessary to have a good talk with the elderly in the form of "inviting guests to kill chickens" and apply for housework.

6. Keep a proper distance from your girlfriend: As I said before, when I close the door and make out with someone else's daughter, my parents will be furious, and cuddling face to face is not acceptable. Even if you want to show their courage, you must never make the two old people go out for a walk, right?

Tips: Don't come uninvited, don't stay too long, don't get too close, and don't pretend not to know each other. You have to master this measure yourself.

Finally, I hope my friends can master these six methods and marry beautiful women quickly and economically.