Tell a few funny jokes

A Chinese teacher with a strong dialect recited ancient poems for students. The Chinese teacher reads it like this.

Wochun

Mume smells the flowers, and lying on the branches hurts and hates the bottom. You can easily find Chun Lv by listening to who you are lying on.

The coast is green,

The shore is like green, like the shore.

Wear green.

The teacher asked the students to dictate, and one student wrote;

I have no education and my IQ is very low. Ask me who I am, donkey.

I am a donkey, I am a donkey, I am a stupid donkey.