All lines of Feng Gong, Niu Li and Liu Jinshan's prose "Pay Back the Money"

Dear friends, dear guests, ladies and gentlemen, I miss you very much.

How do you two know I'm going to say I miss you so much? You can't do anything else. How can you talk? This is Mr. Feng. What do you mean you can't do anything else?

What should I say? He can't do anything else.

First of all, my friends' career is as red as the China Pavilion of the World Expo, and I wish my friends a life like the Olympic torch.

I wish my friends a high standard of living like Chang 'e II. I hope the money in my friend's wallet is like my wife's belly.

This belly looks good, although it's not mine. Just to be clear. What do you mean it's not yours?

By the way, I didn't make it clear, my friends. This is not a child. This is a big leather bag that I found while sweeping the street yesterday.

That's my father-in-law's pension. It's one hundred thousand dollars. This is100000. How many instant noodles do you have to buy? Don't make instant noodles easily. We are all from New Beijing.

You won't buy some mustard tuber.

Give the money back to others. Don't retreat! Call by calling card, but they don't answer.

She wouldn't let me go. Can I make way? If you go to your home, maybe you can give him a diversion, close the door and beat the dog, fish in troubled waters, and wait for you.

What animal is the husband?

No animals can go. Then I want to deliver it to your home myself. Why don't you agree? Can I agree? Come to our house. I'm often away from home. My daughter-in-law

It looks so good again. Are you going? . . . Isn't it? What? No, that's why we set a joint for the Millennium Monument in the middle zone.

Come on, what are you dawdling about? Can I get it soon? Come here. Come and see. You take it with you

I was led by this turtle shell, and you followed. How did the community react? Ah, Chaomei Fang Guanghui walks her dog and turtle! You'd better take it.

I'm wearing it. I feel terrible. You still enjoy it. I didn't give you my seat on the bus just now, so the thief was afraid to do it. If he does, it's not just

Economic problems, as well as style problems. Ah, by the way, I heard that this economic problem is still a matter of style. Alas, here it is.

Why haven't they come yet? I plan to meet at 4 o'clock. It's already five o'clock. You don't allow people to be trapped in traffic jams. If we don't come out at noon, can we go to the TV station now? Understand; understand

Long live. Here he comes, with red hair behind him, probably a bodyguard.

Oh, you go. Wow, why do you always follow me? Nonsense, are you the only one who looks like a steamed stuffed bun and follows a strange dog? Bah. Yes, the code. Far from Hanshan Mountain, the stone path is oblique (summer sound),

History (summer) (summer). Oh, if you are sour, how can you be Chardonnay? Chardonnay.

Deep in the white clouds, he and I thought the prince would meet the princess, but when the dinosaur saw the frog and the bright moon, we looked up and asked ourselves, how much sadness can you have, just like a pot of spirit Erguotou.

Dad, dad. The variety is listed wrong. That's right. He calls him dad when he sees money. Dear dad, dad depends on pension, mom depends on social security, and son depends on college entrance examination.

Depending on his food and clothing, if he loses it, his father can't support the elderly, his mother can't provide social security, his son can't take the college entrance examination, his whole family can't eat and wear warm clothes, and he has to get up early and get greedy like a cow.

Run, eat good milk, milk grass.

Brother, don't worry ~ for your father, he depends on his elderly mother, his social security son depends on him, and the whole family depends on him for food and clothing. For your sake, instead of getting up early to eat milk and squeeze grass like cows, there are 100 thousand.

.. I really can't afford it. Why can't I change it? Wow, I have to ask. Where did you lose this hundred thousand dollars? Where did you pick it up? I lost it there.

Pick it up. Where did you pick it up? I lost it. So I picked it up first? And then I lost it. Then it's not yours.

It's mine ~ it's yours, so don't stare. Harmonious society emphasizes calmness. If you stare at me, I will be afraid of you. I tell you, I am in the martial arts world today.

Genius. Then I am a genius in Wulin today. You are more talented than me, so you only have two more.

You don't even know what I'm doing. Alas, alas, this bear rubs against trees. Hey, this is an operation. The industry calls it holding the moon. Hey, what is the name of this industry? and

Hug for a month. Why is it always monthly? You should always hold it.

You can talk to me later. Who is this woman? This is my security guard. Why is the security guard dressed in yellow? Royal security. Your security guard has a big belly.

Son. This is greetings from the Huang family. It's a good stomach. When will your child be born? Just born in August. How can you be pregnant when you are just born?

We are twins. Why aren't twins born together? There is nothing good in August, just waiting to watch the Spring Festival Gala. Do you care?

At first glance, they are not two words. The child may belong to someone else. If it's right, it's yours Don't look over there. Can you guess? You must guess here.

What is this? 100000 yuan here is yours. Are you an idiot? Haha, do you have to guess? This is a son. I'm an idiot. I'm glad I am.

Met a big fool. Let's leave now. Well, I can't leave. My husband dropped it. I didn't mean to get rid of the baby. Send to the hospital to save the baby.

Protect what children? Is your child like this? Alas, this is my lost bag. That bag is really mine. How can we prove it? What's in this? one hundred thousand

One dollar. What else is there? A business card. And ... a picture of a beautiful girl. Wife gets up. What does this girl look like? Yellow hair

. That was all in the past. It is all over now. I can't get through. It's over. I can't get through. I know he is a bad person, her virtue. not me

Really, look. A virtue.

How do you hold the money in your arms? Yes, it is. This is100000 yuan. If it is left in our hands, how many years will it take us to sweep the streets before we can return it? Our head

I came out at noon. I'm afraid of taking a taxi and missing my bus. Only when I hold it in my arms can we be practical. This is called top secret escort!

You didn't expect us to be good when you answered the phone, let alone treat us as good people. Do our images look like bad people? Do we look alike? Not much like me.

I have lived for most of my life, and I don't even have any privacy in my heart. Colleagues say I wasted a sneaky face. We are cleaners, but we don't take advantage of others.

Every penny we get is clean money swept out by brooms. All right, there should be applause here.

You are really good people, hidden good people. Are we the only good people? This applause is not all good people. Count money in front of good people.

Needless to say, you are not only beauticians in the city, but also beauticians in your hearts.

It doesn't matter whether we are beautiful or not. Your yellow hair still looks good. Red hair is good. It will run on Chang 'an Avenue and the Olympic torch will be passed again.

Honey, we all took100000, and she didn't object to our 5000?

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