Science joke

1. When I get rich, let's buy two lollipops. 1 I'll eat the other one 1. If I meet you again, I will drag you to the bedroom, lock the door, push you down on the bed crazily, cover your head with a quilt, open my arm and roll up my sleeve to tell you: Look, my watch is luminous! 3. When cooking, a crab pushed open the lid and said to you, "I'm hot!" Answer: You can bear it if you want to be red. 4. I saw a brief and powerful self-introduction from a netizen-male and female love. When a man and a woman get married, both of them have a sense of self-protection of property. Before getting married, the man wrote in the prenuptial agreement: All transformers are mine. 6. On the bus, it is not terrible to be almost squeezed into a photo. The scary thing is taking pictures with disgusting men. 7. The Digital Legion and the Text Legion fought. Digital leader 0 said, "1, 3, you form B and sneak into the alphabet army!" " After a while, I saw 1 and 3 came back with their heads broken and said, "Chief! B was discovered! " 8. In the long river of life, the moment when people suspect that they don't really exist is the moment when they put their hands under the induction faucet, but there is still no water flowing out. 9. Boy, for you to stop hurting the relationship between men and women in the world, my sister will accept you as a grievance. From now on, remember to use it at any time, don't worry ... 10. I heard that marriage is very cheap now, and the Civil Affairs Bureau will fix it for 9 yuan, and it's my treat! 1 1. I really want to have a quiet and serious secret love like Don Quixote ... 12. When I went out to buy cold beef, suddenly a man passed by with my dog, and the dog ran away with my cold beef. As a result, the owner caught it in time, and I clearly heard the owner say to the dog, "Be rational!" " I petrified on the spot ... watching the man and a rational dog leave in the afterglow of the sunset. 13. After graduation, I chose the zoo for my first party. Everyone agrees, because only here do I feel that I am still alone! 14. Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is married. 15. Actually, steamed bread is omnipotent. You can eat when you are hungry. If you want to eat cake, pat the steamed bread flat; If you want to eat noodles, comb the steamed bread with a comb; If you want to eat hamburgers, cut steamed buns and eat them with vegetables ... 16. Recently, I am particularly keen on constellations. One day, my girlfriend and I were discussing constellations with relish. An uncle came over and I grabbed him and asked, "What seat are you?" Uncle froze for three seconds and murmured, "It's made of meat ..."17. Pig Bajie was making out with Chang 'e on the moon when suddenly a shadow passed by. Pig Bajie hurried out with a rake and came back after a while and said, M's, Yang Liwei 18. Before he died, the cup said to the window, "A broken me! The boss is cold. His face turned red at that time. Actually, I want to ask how much is six dollars? 20. He ran out to buy cigarettes that day and suddenly found his shoelaces loose. He bent down to tie them. The salesman threw out a pack of cigarettes and said to zz, "Yo, there's still money in his shoes these days! "2 1. In a Japanese restaurant, when the fish was eaten raw, the waiter said kindly, Eat it while it is hot. 22. You know, I was once stopped by a police car when I was driving 90 miles. The policeman came up and said, I've been waiting for you, young man, so I have to say I'm sorry. I tried my best to come here. 23. In the Young Pioneers Brigade, the senior sister asked her deskmate: What is your position (plant)? The deskmate answered seriously: I have a cactus and originally wanted to raise a mimosa. 24. Question: Why has pangolin been digging? A: He's looking for Kawasaki.