The old lady is in a bad mood! I want to ask someone to tell me her treasured jokes … I hope she can be happy.

1 Once upon a time there was a He Jian. .....

Seeing so many beautiful women in the street, I want to hit on others.

But there is no way to strike up a conversation with others. ..

Finally thought of a way. ..

He went to check a brick. ..

Miss: Miss, did you drop this?

An old woman is sitting on a chair in the park. Dudu, who was playing with children on the lawn, suddenly ran over and asked, "Grandma, is your tooth okay?" Grandma kindly replied, "No, it's all gone." So Dudu confidently took out a bag of walnuts and said, "Please ask my mother-in-law to hold it for me, and I'll play ball.

A college student was caught by the enemy. The enemy tied him to a telephone pole and asked him, where are you from? I'll electrocute you if you don't tell me! The college student replied to the enemy's words and was electrocuted. He said, I am from TV University.

The miser was on a business trip, afraid that others would steal the wine he had just ordered, so he wrote on the paper: I spat in the cup. After a while, he came back and found a few more words on the note: I vomited too!

Xiao Ming returned to the classroom after going to the toilet and said to the teacher, there are many ants in the toilet.

The teacher suddenly thought of the English word ant for ants, so he tested Xiaoming: What did the ants say?

Xiao a face of vacant ... Said:

Ant, he said nothing.

I remember one day shortly after graduation, my girlfriend sent me a short message: "Let's break up!" " Before I could feel sad, my girlfriend sent another message: "Sorry, I sent it wrong." This can be very sad. ...

A man was starving in the desert when he found the magic lamp. Magic lamp: "I can only realize your one wish." Hurry up, I'm in a hurry. " Man: "I want a wife ..." The magic lamp immediately conjured up a beautiful woman, and then disdainfully said: "I'm starving, and I'm greedy for beauty! Pathetic! " Then he disappeared. Man: "... bread.

I said, "You are a pig." You said, "I am a pig!" " From now on, I will call you a pig. Finally one day, you can't help yelling at me in front of everyone: "I'm not a pig!" " "