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Girls who love to laugh are not bad luck? Their h and a bonds are always bad
That night, Ma Xiaoqiao posted a circle of friends that was visible only to Lei Hu. "The keyboard is broken. I don't know what to do at home on weekends."
Lei Hu really replied, "I have a new one at home, and I'll sell it to you at half price."
sell your sister.
"haha", in order to show his cheerful sunshine, Ma Xiaoqiao habitually replied haha, "I just bought a new keyboard, too. Why don't you help me fix it?"
"just bought it? Then look for after-sales. "
looking for your sister.
Ma Xiaoqiao doesn't understand, isn't Lei Hu tempted by such a soft girl who loves to laugh? He clearly said that he particularly liked Jia Ling.
Ma Xiaoqiao brushed WeChat in frustration and saw his colleague two dog send a circle of friends three hours ago, "Go into a 2-square-meter bedroom at 9 o'clock every night on time and feel the loneliness before going to bed."
mental retardation. Ma Xiaoqiao pie pie, even too lazy to comment on a word.
"ha ha ha." Lei Hu has returned to three without stint.
Ma Xiaoqiao doesn't give up.
She found that Lei Hu always wears blue clothes, water blue T in summer and black and blue coat in winter.
When she couldn't sleep at night, she sent a circle of friends that only Lei Hu could see. "There are gray-blue days in the rain and blue seas in the wind. And I don't have a blue you. "
Lei Hu looked back. "Who's the blue one? Avatar? "
"Ha, ha, ha", even if you make jokes, you should still show my cheerful optimism, Ma Xiaoqiao thought. Besides, don't you also like to reply to others with hahaha? Look how much we are alike. Ma Xiaoqiao's heart is sweet.
Ma Xiaoqiao also found that Lei Hu likes playing basketball after work. Simply she also pretended to run into each other and went around the stadium.
on the first day, it rained.
The next day, Lei Hu was chased by a dog.
On the third day, Lei Hu broke his sports glasses.
On the fourth day after work, Lei Hu looked at her seriously. "I said Ma Xiaoqiao, didn't I pay you for buying breakfast for me? Can you stop chasing after the basketball court?"
"..."
Ma Xiaoqiao looked at Lei Hu and bit his lower lip, awkward. It seems that as long as I face Lei Hu, I won't say anything. Or send a circle of friends only for you in the dead of night.
but what should I send this time?
"Don't pay the debt? Meat compensation. "
no, it's bad and vulgar.
"How can I play basketball well? Go to bed early and get up early every day, adjust your body, keep exercising, practice dribbling, play more with experts, observe and summarize, and finally give money. If you don't let me win, you will continue to give money. "
It seems that two dog just sent it a few days ago. I don't know why Lei Hu gave him a reply. Lei Hu is so kind, he has to take care of others' face when he is disgusted with death.
"Some people say, why should you pay back the money you owe by your ability? I feel quite right, after all, I don't owe it to me. "
... what the hell?
it's inappropriate to toss and turn, and I can't sleep again tonight. I just like you. Why is it so hard? Ma Xiaoqiao is a little wronged. I don't know what Lei Hu is doing now, chatting with other girls? Or in someone else's bed? Can't think about it, it hurts to think about it.
Forget it, just send it like this. Paper can't contain the desire-"Today, I just want to watch you play basketball."
"I will definitely pay back the breakfast money tomorrow." Thunder tiger seconds back.
"ha ha ha ha ha ha." Ma Xiaoqiao was embarrassed and his face was burning.
Ma Xiaoqiao is becoming more and more uncontrollable in the use of the word "ha". Before, she gave Thunder Tiger a haha to show that she was laughing happily. Many times, she felt that returning to haha was as perfunctory as returning to hehe. At least ha ha ha ha ha ha or ha ha ha ha ha ha ha to let Lei Hu see her bright smile through the screen. Maybe in the near future, Ma Xiaoqiao will have to give it back to Lei Hu. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
"Stop hahaha, you are not really happy, your smile is just your protective color." Unexpectedly, Lei Hu sent her a WeChat on her own initiative.
But Ma Xiaoqiao wanted to pretend to be relaxed. "No, how do you know?"
"I can feel your sensitive melancholy from your circle of friends who are often sad in the middle of the night. You may never have a good night's sleep."
"... well, you know everything."
"Of course I know. Have you ever heard of air conditioning in casarte? On October 23, it just held a nationwide sleep and breathing care campaign in Dalian to popularize sleep and breathing knowledge.
The main reason for poor sleep is poor air quality, which will not only explode your negative emotions, but also endanger your health. Casarte air conditioning can solve the air quality problem from the four dimensions of "temperature, humidity, cleanliness and quietness". After falling asleep, it still maintains a constant sleep temperature and appropriate air humidity, reduces noise and increases the oxygen content of the air, so that you can really enjoy 8 hours of high-quality sleep and wake up in high spirits the next morning. "
"Do you like girls who sleep well?" Ma Xiaoqiao seems to have finally found the key to unlock Lei Hu's heart.
"No, I like boys who sleep well, two dog. It is said that he uses casarte air conditioner. He goes to bed early and gets up early every day, and he is in excellent health. As long as I look at him, I feel happy and can't help but want to laugh. "
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