The funny program of the annual meeting was performed by five people.

At the annual meeting, we should plan some programs from colleges and universities to make everyone happy. Let me share with you a funny program performed by five people at the annual meeting. Welcome to refer to!

Number of actors: 5 (4 males and 1 female)

Character: 1, Choi Woo-shik: male, 50 years old.

2. Sister: female, 58 years old.

3. nephew: male, 30 years old.

4. Adult Zhao: Male, 49 years old.

5. Ding Afu: Male, 38 years old. Who: male, 30 years old.

Clothing: according to the character setting

Action manual:

The first act of refusing a gift

Scene: Office.

People: Choi Woo-shik, Lord Zhao and servant Ah Fu.

Costume: Choi Woo-shik and Zhao Daren are the costumes of Confucian scholars in Song Dynasty, while Tintin is the costume of ordinary family members.

Props: tea table

Choi Woo-shik walked with measured steps, with a book in his hand, reading while watching.

Choi Woo-shik: I don't want the old nursery to look pale in autumn, but look at the fragrance of yellow flowers in the evening! (Han Qi, his favorite Northern Song Dynasty minister) (touching his beard) Good poem, good poem! Hehehe!

Fu, the servant, came running.

Alfred: Master, master! Big deal! Big deal!

Choi Woo-shik: Ah Fu, what is it? Speak slowly, what a scandal!

Alfred: (panting) Sir, our son's marriage is really respectable!

Choi Woo-shik: What do you mean?

A Fu: I heard that my in-laws married 600 stone seedlings! 600 stone temple days! This must be a family business!

Choi Woo-shik: I heard that my in-laws are rich, but I didn't expect to be so generous. (scowling) Can it be true?

Alfred: It's true! Otherwise, I dare not congratulate my master in a hurry!

Choi Woo-shik: Tell your son at once, just say what I said and let him refuse. Absolutely unacceptable!

Choi Woo-shik kiss xiu turned around.

Alfred: (surprised) What? Sir, this is too fat! Do you still want to throw up?

Choi Woo-shik: You have lived in our house for so many years, and so many people have come to give gifts. What kind of fat have you never seen? Did I take a second look, old lady?

Ah Fu: Yes, yes, I know you are honest and clean, but this time it's from your in-laws, so it's appropriate to accept it!

Choi Woo-shik: Since you and I don't worry about food and drink, what's the use of these possessions? Money is a thing apart from the body, no matter how much it is, it is useless to leave it to people who don't know the truth after dinner. I, Cui Fu, had better keep a simple style.

Alfred: (muttering to himself) What a pity!

Choi Woo-shik: What are you waiting for? Why don't you tell your son right away? Be sure to return the bride price before the ceremony, otherwise the marriage will be invalid. Let's go

Act II Refusal to ask for an official position

Scene: Cui Jia.

People: Choi Woo-shik, sister, nephew, Ah Fu.

Costume: Choi Woo-shik and his nephew are Confucian costumes in the Song Dynasty, my sister is a simple female costume in the Southern Song Dynasty, and Ah Fu is an ordinary costume.

Props: tea table

At this time, my sister Cui came to see her son Liu Hong. Sister, I'm here to congratulate Cui Min on her marriage, and I hope Choi Woo-shik can help her son find a tight job in Beijing.

Cui thinks this is a piece of cake for a big official like her brother. I didn't expect Choi Woo-shik to flatly refuse. My sister is very angry and disappointed. She recalled how her mother died young, and how she brought up Choi Woo-shik with hardships and hardships, and her family was difficult. She makes weaving and sells firewood for her younger brother to read. Now I have a bright future, but I refuse to lend a helping hand to help my only son have a good future. Moreover, my sister said that the court has stipulated that an official like him can enjoy "shadow compensation". Why can't he help his nephew? Choi Woo-shik thought it was a problem for the court and refused to help. He believes that "the official position is the public instrument of the country, not the individual of Choi Woo-shik. It is fair, just and open for the state to select talents and use energy. It is selected through proper channels, and it is not allowed to give and receive privately and engage in nepotism. " My sister went on to tell me that Choi Woo-shik fought nomads from two wars and arrived in Yangzhou, carefully planned defense, renovated the Yugoslav capital, rebuilt the moat, planted willow trees widely, and stored rations, thus establishing an excellent Huaidong Army! Defending the border for five years, there is no war on the border. Speaking of war zones, Choi Woo-shik also misses her sister and relatives very much. Speaking of which, Choi Woo-shik burst into tears.

He told his sister that because of this, he hoped that she would understand her faith and determination to serve the country faithfully and asked her to fulfill her honor. He said that his nephew is young, clever, talented and has a bright future. He will certainly get ahead through the imperial examination, honor his ancestors and do something for the country and the people.

Just when the two were deadlocked, the nephew understood the old man's good intentions and stopped embarrassing his mother. He decided to make himself famous. Choi Woo-shik was overjoyed, and decided to take his nephew with him, personally educate him, guide his knowledge, sharpen his ambition, and cultivate him to become a successful person, in order to repay his sister's kindness in raising him.

My sister was moved by Choi Woo-shik's sincerity and affection, and she was proud of Choi Woo-shik's integrity.