Funny and humorous couplets

The humorous couplets that make people feel happy are as follows:

Part I: It's windy and rainy. I am waiting for your call back.

Bottom line: live for you, die for you, and wait for you all your life.

Horizontal batch: it was sent wrong.

Part one: Look at the back, there are thousands of troops.

Bottom line: Turn around and scare away millions of heroes.

Horizontal criticism: my god.

Part I: Don't cheat in the exam. Be a schoolmate next year.

Bottom line: I'd rather have no personality than fail.

Horizontal criticism: I just want to go there.

Part one: Nowadays, we are happy to eat for free. If we can eat for free, why not?

Bottom line: If you don't eat for free, don't eat for free. If you eat for free, you have to eat the most Everyone eats for free.

Horizontal batch: secular.

The first part: Acting county magistrate, acting mayor and acting speaker, which runs in the family.

Part II: New house, new car, new girl, new debut.

Part one: If you want to live a decent life, you must wear green clothes.

Bottom line: If you want to live a good life, you must grow some grass on your head.

Horizontal batch: green turtle.

The first part: Say you can do it or not.

Bottom line: If you say no, you can't do it, and neither can you.

Horizontal criticism: I can't accept it