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Funny joke 1: Teacher's Day is coming. Almost everyone received red roses, but a professor only received a bunch of carnations. He stood on the stairs with this bunch of carnations and shouted, "I am ugly, should I get carnations?" After shouting, he looked down the corridor and found that the headmaster with white hair and beard was holding a bunch of bigger carnations and staring at him blankly.

Funny joke 2: peeking at a beautiful lady on the bus from time to time was found and smiled awkwardly. My sister also smiled and said, "You are exactly like my ex-boyfriend!" I feel smug and think there is a play. I asked, "Really?" Sister: "as fat as he is, as shameless!" " "

Funny joke 3: One of my classmates got drunk and made a confession to the goddess who has been secretly in love for a long time. The result really worked, and the goddess readily agreed. Excited, he prepared flowers and candles the next night to make a formal confession. Under the incomparable romance, the goddess left touching tears and said, I'm sorry, I drank too much last night!

Funny joke 4: Dad is a heavy smoker. Some time ago, my mother has been persuading him to quit smoking and earnestly advised him to eat snacks! Eat melon seeds! Chew gum! You can quit smoking. Today, a month later, my mother went to a small shop to buy a pack of cigarettes and threw them to my father: Go ahead and smoke. I think eating snacks may die faster than smoking! "

Funny joke 5: Send a message to your predecessor: Just divorced, think about it, and the result is sent to a female leader by mistake. Sent to ex: just divorced. Think about it. The result was sent to the female leader by mistake. I thought she was angry with me because of misunderstanding. I didn't expect that the next day when I was promoted to the third grade, she began to take special care of me. I dare not ask what she means.

Funny paragraph 6: finally unsealed, take the initiative, haha! Funny joke 7: That's my dad, and I'm his collection. I met a little girl in the supermarket. She was sitting in the shopping cart happily. I thought of Doby, so I smiled and asked, You are so cute, little friend. Where can I sell it? But the little girl said: this is my exclusive product in a private tailor, only this one, not for sale! Then she pointed to the man who was choosing goods not far away and said, that's my dad, and I'm his collection! All the children are fine now?

Funny joke 8: You'd better stop the car quickly! The little friend in the car was scared to death! Little sister actually used coke to shift gears. Sure enough, the female driver is terrible. I can't bear to disturb her by watching her drive carefully, haha!