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1. Zhaojun is out of the box

When Xuan Di became the emperor of the Western Han Dynasty, the Han Dynasty was strong for a while. At that time, the Xiongnu in the north declined more and more because of internal struggles, and finally split into five Khan forces. One of them, named Hu, has always been on good terms with the Han family, and once personally took a letter to the emperor. After the death of Emperor Gaozu Xuan Di, Yuan Di ascended the throne. In 33 BC, Xie Han was summoned to Chang 'an again, asking to be close to the Han Dynasty. Yuan Di agreed and decided to choose a maid-in-waiting as a princess to marry Uhaanyehe.

There are many ladies-in-waiting who are selected from the harem. They are locked in the palace all day and want to leave the palace, but they are unwilling to marry the Huns. The minister in charge is in a hurry. At this time, a maid-in-waiting resolutely expressed her willingness to kiss the Huns. Her name is Wang Qi, also known as Zhaojun. She is beautiful and knowledgeable. When the minister heard that Wang Zhaojun was willing to go, he quickly reported to Yuan Di. Yuan Di told his ministers to choose an auspicious day, so that Hu Hanye and Zhaojun became relatives in Chang 'an. Khan is very happy and excited to get such a beautiful young wife. Before returning to Xiongnu, when Wang Zhaojun bid farewell to Emperor Xiandi, Emperor Xiandi saw her beautiful, dignified and lovely, and wanted to keep her, but it was too late.

It is said that after Yuan Di returned to the palace, the more he thought about it, the more annoyed he became. How could he not find such a beautiful woman in the harem He asked people to take out the portrait of Zhaojun in the portrait of the maid-in-waiting, only to know that Zhaojun in the portrait was far from being cute. Why is it painted like this? It turned out that the ladies-in-waiting were generally not directly selected by the emperor, but a painter painted a portrait and handed it over to the emperor to decide whether to be selected. At that time, the painter painted portraits of ladies-in-waiting, and the ladies-in-waiting wanted to give him gifts to make him paint people beautifully. Wang Zhaojun was dissatisfied with this kind of corruption and extortion and refused to give gifts, so the painter did not paint Wang Zhaojun's beauty truthfully. Therefore, Yuan Di was furious and punished the painter. Wang Zhaojun rode away from Chang 'an and was escorted by officials of the Han Dynasty and Xiongnu. She braved the biting cold wind beyond the Great Wall and came all the way to Xiongnu area to be Uhaanyehe's wife.

Zhaojun gradually got used to the life of Xiongnu and got along well with Xiongnu. While persuading Khan not to fight, she passed on the culture of the Central Plains to Xiongnu, so that Xiongnu and Han Dynasty lived in harmony for 60 years. Zhaojun was buried in Daqing Mountain controlled by Xiongnu after his death. Huns built her grave and regarded her as a fairy.

call a stag a horse—deliberately misrepresent

Qin Ershi's prime minister, Zhao Gao, is ambitious, planning to usurp the throne all day long. However, he doesn't know how many people can be at his mercy and how many people are against him. So he thought of a way to test his prestige and find out who dared to oppose him.

One day, Zhao Gao brought a deer into the palace and said to Qin Ershi with a big smile, "Your Majesty, I will give you a good horse." Qin Ershi looked at it and thought: This is not a horse, this is obviously a deer! He smiled and said to Zhao Gao, "The Prime Minister has made a mistake. This is a deer. How can you say it's a horse? " Zhao Gao deadpan, without jumping, said: "Please see clearly, this is really a good horse." Qin Ershi looked at the deer again and said incredulously, "Why does a horse have horns on its head?" Seeing that the time had come, Zhao Gao turned around, pointed at the ministers and said loudly, "If your majesty doesn't believe me, you can ask the ministers."

Ministers were all at a loss by Zhao Gao's nonsense, and whispered privately: What is this Zhao Gao doing? It's obviously a deer or a horse! Ministers see Zhao Gao sinister smile on his face, eyes staring at you in turn, suddenly understand Zhao Gao's intention.

Some timid people with a sense of justice bow their heads and dare not speak, because telling lies is sorry for their conscience, and telling the truth is afraid of being hurt by Zhao Gao in the future. Some honest people insist that this is a deer rather than a horse. There are also some adulterers who usually follow Zhao Gao closely and immediately support Zhao Gao's statement and say to the emperor, "This is indeed a swift horse!"

Afterwards, Zhao Gao punished those honest ministers who did not obey him by various means, and even copied them.

Afraid of everything.

In the Eastern Jin Dynasty, Qiang Qin always wanted to annex the State of Jin, and Fu Jian, king of Qin, personally led 800,000 troops to attack the State of Jin. General Xie of the State of Jin led 80,000 soldiers and horses to battle. Fu Jian is, of course, arrogant, didn't see the disparity of gold strength.

However, who expected that the vanguard of the vanguard troops was defeated in the first battle with 8 Jin J, Fu Jian panicked. He and his younger brother Fu Rong went to the front to inspect in the evening. He saw that Jin Jun's lineup was neat and his morale was high. Even the vegetation on Bagong Mountain, where 8 Jin J is stationed, is like a mountain full of soldiers! Then, in the battle of Feishui, Qin Jun was completely defeated and suffered heavy losses. Fu Jian, the king of Qin, was injured himself, and his younger brother Fu Rong was also killed. Fu Jian fled in a hurry. When he heard the wind and birds singing, he thought it was the enemy's pursuer again. According to this historical fact, later generations created the idiom "nothing happens, nothing grows".

In the Eastern Jin Dynasty, Fu Jian, king of Qin, took control of northern China. In 383 AD, Fu Jian led 900,000 infantry and cavalry to attack the rulers in the south of the Yangtze River. Jin generals Xie Shi and Xie Xuan led eighty thousand troops to resist. Fu Jian learned that 8 jin j strength is insufficient, just want to seize the opportunity, quick attack.

Unexpectedly, 250,000 vanguard troops in Fu Jian were unexpectedly defeated by 8 Jin Army in Shouchun, and suffered heavy losses. The general was killed and more than ten thousand soldiers were killed or injured. Qin Jun's spirit fell sharply, his morale was shaken, and the soldiers fled in panic. At this point, Fu Jian saw the 8 jin j in Shouchun city, and his fighting spirit was high. Then he looked at Bagong Mountain in the north, and saw that every grass and tree on the mountain looked like nomads from the army. Fu Jian turned to his younger brother and said, "What a powerful enemy this is! How can we say that the 8 Jin Army is insufficient? " He regretted underestimating his enemy.

The bad start cast an ominous shadow on Fu Jian's mind, and he made his troops deploy on the north bank of Feishui in an attempt to turn the tide by virtue of geographical advantages. At this time, Xie Xuan, the general of the Jin army, told Qin Jun to step back a little and make way for a river. Fu Jian did Sarah laugh. The general of the Jin army didn't know the common sense of fighting. He wanted to take advantage of the fact that the Jin army was busy crossing the river and it was difficult to fight, so he gave it a surprise attack, so he readily accepted the request of the Jin army.

Who knows, when the military order to retreat came out, it fled like a flood, while the Jin army tried to cross the river in pursuit, abandoned its helmet and abandoned its armor, and the bodies were everywhere. Fu Jian fled with an arrow.

4, in full swing

At the end of the Spring and Autumn Period, the national strength of Wu became stronger. Fu Cha, the king of Wu, wanted to be the overlord of China. In 482 BC, he led an army to Huangchi (now southwest of Fengqiu, Henan Province) in Weiguo, invited all the world governors to join the alliance, and asked everyone to recommend him as the leader of the alliance. In order to show his strength, Fuxi divided his 30,000-strong army into left, middle and right roads overnight, each with 100 people and each with a square. He personally raised his axe and, under the banner of Xiong Hu, ordered Zhong Jun to move forward. All the soldiers in Zhong Jun are wearing white shirts, white armor, white flags and white arrows. From a distance, they look like a blooming white flower. Zuo Jun's 10,000 soldiers, all dressed in red shirts, red armor, red flags and red arrows, look like a raging fire; The right army is completely black, like a dark cloud. Three armies, driving near the meeting place, arrayed. At dawn, Fu Cha, the prince of Wu, personally sounded the golden bell and drum, and thirty thousand people shouted together. The sound, like the sky falling, shocked all the governors present.

Wu Jun, so grand, relieving so purge, governors all dare not compete with Fu Cha, had to admit tachileik as its leader. Just when Fu Cha, the prince of Wu, showed his great power, the Huangchi meeting was a great success.

5. Embattled

Xiang Yu and Liu Bang originally agreed to take the east and west of the gorge (in present-day Rongxian County, Jia Luhe) as the boundary, and they did not invade each other. Later, Liu Bang followed the advice of Sean and Chen Ping, and thought that Xiang Yu should be destroyed when he was weak. Then he chased Xiang Yu's army with Han Xin, Peng Yue and Liu Jia, and chased Pengcheng (now Xuzhou, Jiangsu) eastward. Finally, several layers of troops were arranged to tightly surround Xiang Yu (in the southeast of Lingbi County, Anhui Province). At this time, Xiang Yu's soldiers were few and there was no food. In the evening, when I heard the troops around him singing the folk songs of Chu, I couldn't help but be very surprised and say, "Did Liu Bang get Chu?" Why are there so many Chu people in his army? At some point, he lost his fighting spirit, got out of bed, drank in the camp, and wrote a poem of his own, which said, "Wei can move mountains." The momentum is overwhelming, and the times are against me. A horse can't run. "A good horse can't run away, what should I do, concubine concubine? How can I arrange you!" Sing with his favorite concubine Yu Ji. After singing, I cried, and the people on the side were also very sad, and they all felt that they could not lift their heads. Yu Ji committed suicide in front of Xiang Yu's horse. Xiang Yu's hero died in battle, came to the Wujiang River with the only remaining soldiers, and finally committed suicide by the river.