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Mombasa coast is at least 400-500m deep, which is not suitable for anchoring. Once the ship stopped, the fresh water maker stopped working, and the capacity of the fresh water tank was only 386 cubic meters.
"I got the news from the old rail that there is only less than 230 tons of fresh water left in the fresh water tank. What is our daily water consumption? " The captain turned his head and glanced at the old track.
Old rail: "average consumption 10 tons or so."
Captain Yamov said thoughtfully, "From today, you can only go to the laundry room on Wednesday and Saturday every week. This is a problem for electricians to control the use of washing machines. "
Seeing the electrician nod slightly, the captain continued: "The water in your room will not be cut off for the time being, but you must pay attention to saving water."
Shuitou whispered a few words to the guests beside him and casually asked, "It's so hot now. What if our clothes are dirty and haven't been changed? "
"It's very simple. You tie your clothes with a rope and throw them into the sea. The other end of the rope is tied to the guardrail on the deck. You can fish out the clothes and dry them the next day. " The second railway robber told the joke in front of the captain.
The captain finally said, "Yes, that's it. The meeting is over. "
In everyone's expectation, before Norknapp left Zanzibar, the anti-piracy quartet finally boarded me. ...
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