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Mark didn't send Edward five more messages (he sent one).
To: "Waldo" eduardo.saverin@harvard.edu
From: "Mark" zuckerberg@facebookadmin.com
e,
Hey, I know you just got on the plane, uh, you should be on the plane, just like I am now, but-uh, Waldo, forget what I said, I need-you need to come to California. I mean, you need to go back to California. Yes, now. I didn't come to see you. I mean, the sooner the better. You must fly back at once. Things change quickly, even faster than I can tell you. I just-you must come back, Waldo, so that we can talk about it, talk seriously, and don't make a hullabaloo about, so that things won't get worse than they are now. I know you're upset now, and I don't want things to get worse. We are all at fault. Just-Fuck new york. Come back. I don't know what to say, but if you're not here, just-I mean, come here. Everything will be fine.
MZ
That (many) articles were (really) destroyed during the lawsuit.
To: Eduardo
You didn't even change your phone number?
To: Eduardo
Don't you think I'll keep texting you?
To: Eduardo
I did the right thing for Facebook. I have no regrets. I'm not sorry.
To: Eduardo
If your bitch lawyer asks me if I'm sorry, I will tell the truth.
To: Eduardo
Forget I said she was a bitch. I should say she's an asshole. I didn't-humph!
To: Eduardo
You know I'm not sexist. I didn't say anything about cruelty to animals.
To: Eduardo
You know I won't-you know I'm not that kind of person-you know me, Waldo.
This one should make him smile.
To: "Waldo" saverin.e@gmail.com
From: "Mark" zuckerberg@facebookadmin.com
Remember one night in freshman year, when we talked about Bruce Wayne and Tony Stark? And Tony became a mechanical engineering genius and was a little cheated? Speaking of wearing Bruce's uniform, you can be an awesome character. Is it worth putting an electronic device on your chest? But then we all agreed that it was definitely worth it, because Tony can fucking fly. He also said that if celebrities like Tony Stark and Bruce Wayne can become superheroes, fuck, with so much money, we can do it, even better than them. Remember what we said if we had all the money in the world, what would we do?
.
I mean, I don't have all the money in the world, Waldo, but ... but that's my goal.
Seriously, I want to be a fucking superhero. But I need you to help me find a place to make a superhero cover image and maybe a heart reactor.
.
Maybe ... maybe ... be my assistant.
Yes, becoming an assistant is a start. But you are brilliant and resourceful, and you will eventually become nightwing? That kind of role, I think. Not everyone can be Spider-Man at first, Waldo. )
I mean, remember that night, Waldo? You promised me you would.
MZ
PS: Do you need a cool code name? Hyperion? ? Brenyak? ? No, wait, this is good. Lighthouse? , how about it? Well, the lighthouse ... I'm inspired.
? Dick Grayson, nightwing, the first generation robin.
? Hyperion Marvel Comics Company imitates the role of DC Superman.
? Brenyak DC, the villain Justice League and Superman's sworn enemy (Egg: worked with lex luthor)
? Beacon, communication terminology
4. The angry one (many)
@ Think twice about Twitter? I am really speechless. This website is a joke. It is imprudent to count your user names in words.
@ Look before you leap. I remember your favorite book is 1984, so it is not difficult to find out your account number, Eduardo. Okay, your stupid Twitter account.
@ Think twice. It's locked, but how the fuck do you think this can beat me? I don't care what you sent, Weibo (alas! ), this is a matter of principle, no matter what-
@ Think twice * * Anyway, this website is a fucking joke "What's going on?" ... did they say "update status" This is copying our * *
Look before you leap. I mean us, Waldo. We, I mean you and me. We are friends, but ... Waldo, we are more than just friends, right? Not before, but—
@ Think twice. Sometimes ... it was us, wasn't it? We don't just send each other Weibo's friends-I was thinking,
@ Think twice. Fuck 1 4 0.
Step 5 get drunk
To: "Waldo" saverin.e@gmail.com
From: "Mark" zuckerberg@facebookadmin.com
waaaaaaardo,
Are you in the address book or in Waldo? What am I doing? We didn't, we didn't, but Eduardo, I did. Sometimes Rice looks at me and I look at you. Did you get a look at him? '
I should have told you that night. Oh, I should say, Waldo, don't worry about advertisers staying in California. I don't need to advertise. We'll get the money. It's me. Stay in California with me.
I'm still not sorry.
I'm not sorry about that.-I am
I should have kissed you in the hallway, Waldo. You should stay.
6. He sent it anyway.
To saverin.e@gmail.com's "eduardo saverin"
From: "mark zuckerberg" zuckerberg@facebookadmin.com
I'm really sorry. I just want you to know that I am really sorry. I don't want any more. I know it doesn't matter now. But I have to say, I must let you know. I just want to say that I'm really sorry.
Mark
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Eduardo replied to his
To: "Mark" zuckerberg@facebookadmin.com
From: "Huaduo" saverin.e@gmail.com
Mark,
Want to talk about it?
-Eduardo
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