A joke that amuses girls.

Lead: When two people are together, there may be some small differences, but if you treat a girl with your heart, don't bully her or cheat her, then she won't always be angry with you. So, what should girls do if they are angry? The following is the recommended content of the paragraphs that I compiled for you to make girls happy, hoping to bring you help!

The jokes that make girls happy are recommended in 1 1. Man: "Miss, you are as beautiful as a flower." Woman: "Thank you." Man: "Miss, you are as gentle as the moon." Woman: "Thank you." Man: "Miss, you are as pure as holy water. Woman: "Thank you. Man: Miss, can you marry me? "Woman:" You are as wordy as my husband! " "

2. However, if it grows to 1cm, you have to replace the iPhone 4s with the iPhone 5. You should be glad that your girlfriend doesn't have the same idea.

3. Son: Dad, tell me a story. Dad: OK. Once upon a time, there was a frog. Son: No, I want to hear historical stories. Dad: OK. In the Song Dynasty, there was a frog.

4. Crime of fraud: The law department of a university will take the criminal law exam one day. The first question the professor asked the students was: "What is the crime of fraud?" The student replied, "If you don't let me pass the exam, it's fraud." The professor was surprised: "How to explain?" The student said: "According to the criminal law, anyone who makes use of others' ignorance to make them suffer losses is fraud ..."

5, the old saying and the new humorous quotation: 1, the authorities are fascinated, and the onlookers dare not say it. 2, the mountain is not too high, the water is not too deep, and the money is not too much. I have a long career in Xiu Yuan, so I will have ups and downs. 4, the crowd looked for her thousands of Baidu, suddenly looking back, that person is next to the luxury car. 5, my son is in Sichuan: the pollution is so fierce! 6, well water does not invade the river, and the river pollutes the well water. 7. Who is the world hero? Don't! Laozi is the first.

6. Children are thinking about "heredity and environment". Mom interjected: This question is very simple. As we all know, children who look like their fathers are inherited. Like neighbors, that is the environment.

7. A: "My wife and I had a big fight last night, and all our food was thrown out from the balcony on the seventh floor. The result ... "B:" What was the result? " "The building where I live this morning is surrounded by a group of scientists who specialize in flying saucers."

In the mid-1980s, my family bought a new TV set, 2 1 inch, which was several times larger than the previous 14 inch. Watching big TV, the whole family is of course very happy, especially grandma. I remember she asked my dad, "Those two announcers should be able to watch the whole body in this news broadcast, right?"

9. Wolf cubs are born vegetarian. Mother wolf and father wolf racked their brains to train wolf cubs to hunt. Finally, Sirius's parents were happy to see their son chasing rabbits. The wolf cub grabbed the rabbit's fierce face and said, boy! Hand over the carrots!

10, my husband took an orchid bowl and solemnly said to his wife, "Don't break the bowl again. This bowl was left by your mother. Now there are only two left, and you have to break all the others. " The wife gave her husband a white look and said, "Then don't be angry with me in the future. I was dumped by my mother, too, leaving me alone. "

1 1. Give the old man a hand when he falls. Master Kangxi said: You are one of us. If you see someone fall, help them! Don't be afraid if he misinterprets you. Laojiu will buy you off, Old Eight will protect you, and Thirteen will give you courage. It doesn't matter if you lose the lawsuit. Old ten and old fourteen will help you beat him. If not, Lao Si will copy their home.

12. Tomorrow, when you wake up, there is a mosquito lying on your pillow, and there is a suicide note beside you, which reads: I struggled all night, but I couldn't pierce your face. You are so cheeky, I have no face to live in this world! Lord ~ forgive him! I killed myself.

13, people with mobile phones listen: you have been chased by happiness, chased by good luck, monitored by wealth, attacked by health, successfully attacked by sneak attack, and stared at by happiness. Please immediately put down your troubled weapons and pressure bombs and surrender immediately!

14. Once upon a time, there were two people, one named Zhuang and the other named Xiao. One day Xiao disappeared, and Zhuang happened to see a group of people fighting, so he went to Bala and said, I'm looking for Xiao! The gang paused and said, are you faking it? Yes, I am!

The joke that makes girls happy is recommended 2 1. I love you more than Sima! My love for you is brighter than Zhuge! For your heart, it will last longer than Guan Yunchang! I don't need to say what you mean!

2, raindrops will turn into coffee, seeds will bloom roses, travel is a kind of date, parting is the taste of loneliness, not no one to accompany, just strange coffee is not drunk, tired all the way, the rain will break when touched, only you are still perfect.

The father said sternly to his daughter's boyfriend, "You only take my daughter to the movies every day, can't you do something else?" The young man was surprised and happy: "You mean you can do other things?"

4. Lonely sky, let the wanton raindrops fall, and the empty blue hides the melancholy world. Because I love you, I can watch you fly to a happier place.

5. Weather forecast: I miss you a little during the day today, and my mood will drop by five degrees in the afternoon. Affected by this depression, it is expected that this weather will continue until I see you.

6. Let the stars become my eyes and care for you all night; Let the breeze turn into my smile and soothe your heart; Let all the beautiful things become my blessings, and stay with you forever, forever. ...

7. Children are talking about their pets. My grandpa's myna can talk. B: The Persian cat my mother bought can stand upside down. C: My father keeps a fox outside and quarrels at home every day!

8. Lend me a photo of you! Just one! Thank you very much You don't know, I have to see you to be inspired. Dinosaurs are too difficult to draw!

9. Romance without money, holding your hand, strolling on the beach covered with white sand; A dollar of romance, dial the phone next to the deserted public phone booth to care about you; One yuan romance, buy a popsicle to cool off in hot summer.

10, the warriors of China, Japan and Russia competed. Russian samurai cut off flies with one knife, while Japanese samurai cut off flies' wings with two knives. China samurai scored the highest score in two strokes. He cut a double eyelid for the fly!

1 1, daughter: "Someone introduced me to an object. His father is the director, his uncle works in the foreign trade department, and his uncle works as a manager in Hong Kong! " Mother: "The conditions are really good, so who are you going to marry?"