Tell a joke to everyone for fun. Let's have a look.

Ask "someone confessed to me, how can I refuse to minimize the damage?" A: "I said I would go home and ask my children for advice."

On an outing, I brought a watermelon without a knife. My cousin chewed the watermelon with her tough teeth and strong perseverance.

When I was a child, I bought an ice pack for ten cents, took a sip in the corner, drank it all afternoon, and then blew it after drinking it. This is called life. 、

A leftover woman obliquely inquired about the man's family background during a blind date: "What is your most commonly used means of transportation?" The man replied, "Plane, bullet train." The woman thinks that the man belongs to high-end business white-collar workers and marries him. After marriage, I found the man riding a broken bike to and from work. The woman said angrily, "You lied to me from the beginning." The man replied blankly, "I didn't lie to you." I am talking about non-motor vehicles. " -Non-machine, bullet train!

Who dares to read this poem in Mandarin? Sleep in spring? I'm stupid-Lu, you are in a dark plum blossom. I have no culture. I lay on a branch and hurt my feelings. My IQ is very low. I lay like water. Ask me who I am. I am a big donkey in Chun Lv. I am a donkey. I am a donkey. I am a stupid donkey.

Be a cool person with true temperament: When going to McDonald's, the clerk asked, "What do you want?" I hugged my head and shouted, "What do I want? ! I want too much! I want to be with the person I love! I hope my dream will come true! I want social stability! I want world peace! " "Our new happy sharing package, do you want to ..." I covered my ears and shouted, "I don't listen, I don't listen! I don't want it! " Run out of McDonald's.

A beggar on the roadside said to me, "Sir, please give me two dollars to buy a loaf of bread?" I saw the broken bowl in front of him was empty, so I bought a loaf of bread and said to him, "Have you seen the receipt? Bread has risen to three dollars, and I can't buy two dollars! "

I went to the bar for a drink last night. I was sitting in a bar, facing a very handsome bartender. There were few people at that time, and then I chatted with him. I just took out my mobile phone to unlock it, and then he saw my screensaver and asked, who is this? I said: I am a male god. Handsome? He said: Oh. . Do you want to see my goddess? I said yes, and then I leaned my head over and he turned on the front camera ~

As soon as the bell rings, primary school students start to make a scene when they lose their pencils, junior high school students start to flirt when they lose their textbooks, and senior high school students start to sleep when they lose their glasses. . .

It didn't rain for several days in a row, and the sun was scorching. I couldn't stand it, so I had to beat my girlfriend up. She asked me why, and I replied, "Didn't I ever tell you that if you live well, it must be sunny!" "