Ancient dirty jokes

The most famous pornographic joke in history is Mi Bazi, the Queen Mother of Qin Xuan.

The concubine was the king at that time. The former king used his thighs to add to the concubine's body. It is advantageous to have less.

——Warring States Policy

It means: When I served a man in the past, if he only pressed his thighs on me, I felt very tired; if he pressed his whole body on me, But I don't think it's too heavy at all. Why? Because when he presses on me, I feel so good.

The background of the above pornographic joke is: South Korea was besieged by Chu State, and people were sent to Qin State to ask for help. Queen Mother Xuan felt that there was no benefit, so why should I save it, so she told this pornographic joke. Yes, let me tell you one, from "Xiao Lin Guang Ji":

A man was poor and could not afford to marry, so he had to solve his physical problems by himself. Every time he masturbated, he ejaculated in a broken earthen jar.

When the jar was full, he took it to the ground and buried it, crying loudly: "Son, you died unjustly! If it weren't for dad, I couldn't help it, how could I shoot you ( "Home" is in the jar (contemplation)! "

This is a vicious attack on Taoism by a few people, and it should not be used indiscriminately. "Strange Stories from a Chinese Studio" contains a series of pornographic stories. I recommend an article called "The Fox". At the end of the article, Yishi even jumped out and said, "This is a really fierce general who can defeat foxes!" Pu Songling was also embarrassed.

Taishi was possessed by a fox and became infertile. Since Fu Chuan was poor, he begged for leave to return home, hoping to escape. When Taishi went on his way, the fox followed him. He was so frightened that he had nothing to do. One day when we stopped at Zhuo, there was a bell doctor outside the door who said he could subdue foxes. Taishi Yan came in. Adding medicine is the best way to achieve surgery in the room. After obeying the order, he entered into intercourse with the fox, which was irresistible. The fox is ready to beg for help, but if he doesn't listen, he will be more courageous if he advances. Hu Zhan transferred to the camp to escape, but the pain could not go away. There was no sound when it moved, but when I looked at it, it took the shape of a fox and died.

In the past, a certain person from Yuxiang had always had the eyes of Lao Ai, and he said that he had never experienced any happiness in his life. I stayed in a solitary house for the night and had no neighbors. Suddenly a running girl came in without opening her door. She knew she was a fox, so she was happy to have sex with her. Jinxu is solved immediately and goes straight to the point. The fox was frightened and in pain, and screamed loudly, like an eagle taking off its genitals and flying out through the window. Someone was still looking out the window, making intimate noises, calling out to him, hoping that he would come back, but he was silent. This is truly a fierce general who seeks to conquer the fox! Yibangmen drives away foxes, which can be used as a career.