Funny and sad quotations

1. I'm still waiting for you in the same place, but you have forgotten to have been here.

2. Thank you for stealing my date and letting me know that he is a human being.

3. If you can't forget it, don't forget it. Sometimes missing is also a kind of happiness.

4. I don't love those who love me, and those who don't love me will be kicked to death.

5. People I like don't like me, and people I don't like don't like me even more.

6. I want to count the stars with you. Your IQ is too low and you can only count the moon.

7. perfunctory means that lies have begun, and indifference means that feelings are about to end.

8. Take out your complaints and bask in the sun every day, so that you won't be short of calcium.

9. What should I say, those times that I abandoned.

1. Growing old together is not just a matter of dyeing your hair and knocking out a few teeth.

11. When I think of you, a smile will appear on my ugly face.

12. As beautiful as a flower, it seems that the years have passed. You can go back to the past, but you can't go back to the beginning.

13. It turns out that I am distressed, like this; Hypnotize yourself and tell yourself that you are happy.

14. There is nothing I can do in front of reality. Perhaps leaving is the best answer.

15. A person can put everything down as long as he doesn't want it anymore.

16. We are not only strangers, but also familiar strangers.

17. what will eventually get you into it is always beautiful at first.

18. wechat is awesome, and it is hard to turn a mobile phone into a walkie-talkie.

19. I like myself now, and I miss us in the past.

2. The highest state of cuckoldry is the belt of repeated transgressions.

21. Once the left hand held the right hand, now the left hand holds the dog.

22. Whose loneliness covers my clothes and whose clothes cover my shoulders.

23. Happiness means finding a warm person for life.

24. Not all people can love themselves as much as they love themselves.

25. Fat, why are you always so attached to me?

26. In the next life, be a sunflower, in the palm of the sun.

27. Please don't pretend to be nice to me. I'm stupid and will take it seriously.

28. I love you, which is pure fiction. If there are similarities, it is pure coincidence.

29. Pray for heaven and earth to let go of a pair of lovers, fearing that what happened will never happen.

3. There are so many brain-dead people in the world, but you have become the best among them.

31. The face is a thing apart from the body, but whether it is necessary or not, money is a necessary thing and it has to be taken.

32. Who told me that Nokia can smash walnuts, and now the screen is black.

33. Don't just look at other people's external stains, but you can't see your own inner garbage.

34. Happiness is rippling in the breeze, so let each other fantasize about flying together in sweetness.

35. You are beyond my imagination, and I am beyond your imagination.

36. We, so inexplicably separated, once had a lingering relationship, where is it?

37. When I think of you, my tears flow on my trembling hands to commemorate my lost feelings.

38. A lady is an undeveloped Bikachu. A gentleman is a wolf in wool.

39. so bright a gleam on the foot of my bed, two pairs of shoes on the floor. Men and women in bed, including you.

4. I'm a passer-by who you turn around and forget. Why should I accompany you to spend the rest of your life?

41. Men's hands are not used to wash clothes, but to hug women.

42. After the pain, you won't feel pain, but there will only be a cold heart.

43. You are awake. Although you have no words, it is enough to see you.

44. The most useless thing in the world is the salary slip, which makes you angry and wipes your ass too carefully.

45. Because I love you with all my heart, I can only give you up heartlessly.

46. Sometimes it's not so sensitive and stubborn. There may be other exits for everything.

47. Don't be afraid, I'm always standing behind you, always by your side when you call.

48. I'm not afraid to drink dichlorvos, but I'm afraid there will be a surprise when I open the lid. Who should I share one more bottle with?

49. Don't rely on others. You only say it when you still have someone to rely on.

5. I hid myself for you, for fear that you might see the real me and not like me. Funny and sad love quotations

1. What brings sorrow to the heart when the breeze blows across the face?

2. There are no unfinished stories in the world, only the undead heart.

3. Throw your self-esteem into the corner and take out all the good things. You are still silent.

4. I've been waiting all my life, but I can't get your momentary gaze.

5. and a moment that ought to have lasted for ever was just disconsolate at that time.

6. I didn't expect to shed tears when I was talking.

7. The sun will still rise tomorrow. Can we meet at the corner?

8. You never gave me a look back, but I always smiled at you.

9. If I really can't lose weight, let me grow taller!

1. Why did you see a shadow on the ground, but didn't find me behind you?

11. A city where you can stay, there must be your love.

12. Loneliness is not innate, but begins from the moment you fall in love with someone.

13. Take my hand and walk with your eyes closed, and you won't get lost.

14. Everyone who says he doesn't want to fall in love has an impossible person in his heart.

15. Even though time flies, you are still a scar on my heart.

16. It takes a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

17. In some words, the speaker moves his mouth, but the listener moves his heart.

18. Every present you hate has a past that you didn't work hard enough.

19. After all, we appease others too well, and when it's our turn, we lose our sense of proportion.

2. The green plum withers and the bamboo horse grows old. From then on, everyone I fell in love with looked like you.

21. In the lonely night, I miss you endlessly until dawn.

22. One sentence I love you, said by two different people, gives me two different feelings.

23. Dear, I miss you so much! I want to prove that long-distance relationships can last.

24, listening to music, still feel uncomfortable, distressed, or reluctant.

25. I'm going to slim down into a flash of lightning to illuminate such a wretched fat man.

26. Love your neighbor with your heart, but don't let his husband know.

27, so deliberately to disguise, but still can't cheat your heart.

28. There were so many things that happened yesterday that the missed ones will never come back.

29. Only when people do what they desire can their hearts be truly calm.

3. I had a dream last night, in which we held hands, but it was just a dream.

31. When a woman no longer shares her happiness with you, she is indifferent to you.

32. whenever I think of you, it is always the happiest and saddest time for me.

33. The happier you are on the surface, the loneliest you are on the inside.

34. The person who holds you in the palm of his hand will crush you at the foot of Wuxing Mountain one day.

35. You are like sulfuric acid. It's eating away at my heart bit by bit.

36. I don't know when I started, but I have smoothed my edges and corners.

37. Don't always talk about sadness. Everyone has his own story.

38. I only miss you when I do one thing, and that is breathing.

39, whether life is happy or not, the key is what kind of mentality.

4. If your happiness is not mine, then I am willing to quit and make you happy.

41. Is time washing away love, or is love precipitating time?

42. People who don't like me can pretend to be blind or commit suicide.

43. Listen to your favorite songs quietly, and watch your favorite people from a distance.

44. Time does not make people forget the pain, but makes people get used to it.

45. The spoony one is doomed to be hurt the most. Since ancient times, spoony has ended in vain.

46. Let a person walk into his heart unconsciously.

47. My world is silent and can't accommodate others.

48. I turned my heart to the bright moon, but the bright moon shone on the ditch.

49. You are the eighty-ninth key of the piano, which is the distance I can never touch.

5. The most painful thing is not to leave you, but to remember after leaving.

51. Life is not easy, it all depends on acting. Play the role of yourself, and play yourself to amnesia.

52. My choice is to love you or love you more, and your choice is to love me or not!

53. I have given everything I need, and I am willing to give it up, except to let you know that my heart ached.

54. Don't always think that you don't deserve anyone. Ask yourself whether they all deserve you.

55. After the pain, you won't feel pain, but there will only be a cold heart.

56. Everyone who knows love will meet someone who doesn't.

57. The things that I tried my best to forget turned out to be really forgotten.

58. It is said that the night here is beautiful, but I only feel a touch of sadness! .

59. The happiest thing is to be carefree with the person you love, and not to compete with the world.

6. If you want to go, please go quickly and never appear in my world.

61. Life is a pure white clearing, and lonely people wander repeatedly.

62. Write down someone else's signature. Not for plagiarism, but for empathy.

63. When tears turn into rain, whose vows can be repeated at that moment?

64. If you miss something, you will meet someone new. Fate is, neither too early nor too late, just right.

65. What do you think love is? Comfortable and not awkward silence.

66. I really want to ask you, pointing to your heart, if I leave you, will it hurt here?

67. I will stand silently behind you and love you until you find my love for you.

68. Never be afraid to be yourself. Remember that originality is always more valuable than piracy.

69. From the day I met you, everything I did was to get close to you.

7. One day, you can go to my mind, and you will see that there are all the sorrows you have given.

71. In my next life, I want to be a fish. I only have three seconds to remember, and I can't remember sad things.

72. Always need some warmth. Even a little self-righteous commemoration.

73. The cruelest thing in the world is that you know that I like you, but you don't know it.

74. I love you so much that I ignore myself. I trust you enough to doubt myself.

75. In the end, one is still practicing alone, and one is used to deceiving oneself from beginning to end.

76. We have always forgotten to build a bridge and have a look at each other's hearts.

77. Because we have loved, we will not become enemies, and because we have been hurt, we will not be friends.

78. When my aura became extremely powerful, all the people I wanted to protect were gone.

79. What matters in a relationship is not the length of time, but the depth of the feelings together.

8. I chose to leave, not to fulfill, not to give up, just to get to know you and me again.

81. To love someone is not to have him, but to look at him silently in the distance and be satisfied.

82. When no one understands me, I learn not to explain. When everyone ignores me, I learn to be alone.

83. My boyfriend proposed to me. It's been seven years, and I waited. At this moment, I cried.

84. If you hate me, I don't mind at all. I don't live to please you.

85. We let go of individuality, principles and freedom just because we can't let go of one person.

86. The earth can't fall because of your disappearance, but my world will definitely collapse.

87. Embarrassed to meet a boy who likes you, but you know that you can never like him.

88. Everything I do is silent, bitter and sweet, and more is to chew my own heartache.

89. The air after the rain, the tired sadness, and the fairy tales in my memory have gradually disappeared.

9. I dare not expect too much. I just want to treat the moment as eternity and treat the present as become memories, bit by bit.

91, a person's world, sick, a person to carry; Bored, hiding alone; It hurts, one person blocks it.

92. Some people spend their whole lives forgetting, because there is no beginning, so there is no end.

93. You don't need to remind me of the diary you wrote for her and the updates you made for her.

94. Love is like a luxurious feast. Every time you dress up, you always end up with a cup full of wolves.

95. It is said that the world is a stranger from now on ~ What is the world? Turn around, turn your back on you, now it's the end of the world

96. Trapped in a bottle called Loneliness, the exit is too small, so I let myself be covered up by it.

97. The world is too noisy. Thank you for being beautiful at that time and falling in love with me who is not beautiful.

98. When you really care about a person, how trivial the details are, they also become important.

99. Perhaps the best love in the world is that you like him, and he likes you, but you are not together.

1, don't easily open the wound to others, because others are watching the excitement, but they are hurting themselves. Funny and sad quotations

1. The society is progressing, and people in today's society always like to have a one-night stand. I don't know whose wife is lying in your bed tonight, and I don't know whose bed your wife is lying in.

2. I can't make you happy tonight, but I will make you comfortable.

3. I can't satisfy all people, because I'm not RMB, and because I'm not, all people are human.

4. I want to tell the girl I like that my love for you is as loyal as RMB.