What is the significance and historical allusion of Guan Gong's war against Qin Qiong?

This is a cross talk by Hou. Ironically, it's a bullying phenomenon.

In the story, the master has power by virtue of being a great warlord, so he has to sing what he wants to hear-"Qin defeated". Speaking of it, hehe, this is a propositional composition. But the terrible thing is that you have to improvise and write a poem in seven steps, otherwise you won't give food until you are hungry and don't let go.

The last two sentences in the joke are so classic that almost everyone who likes to listen to cross talk can blurt them out:

The actors have no choice but to bite the bullet and sing.

Qin Qiong: I was in the Tang Dynasty and you were in the Han Dynasty. Why are we fighting?

Guan Yu: Just scream. If you don't call, the host family won't care about food!

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A: Look at today, these audiences. It's the same everywhere.

Is it?

A in perfect order!

B: Ah.

You are not as untidy as I was in the theater when I was a child. That's unbearable

B, go to the theatre?

A: Ah, the Grand Theatre Garden is better, but what is "auspicious" or "Chang 'an" better? You're going to the small theater in Tianqiao. Wow! What a mess!

B is chaos.

A: Well, first of all, at the door, the conductor couldn't stand the shouting.

B: Huh? Why is he yelling? Selling tickets at the ticket office?

A small theater garden, no newspapers, no advertisements, just pointed to the door and put someone there to shout.

Oh!

A listen to him shout that sentence-"go to the theatre! Go to the theatre! I put on rouge and powder. There are male roles, Kun roles, literary dramas and martial arts dramas. I also turned my head and started fighting. This is a real knife and a real gun! "

Play hard!

A "twenty cents, twenty cents."

B: Good!

A It costs 20 cents, depending on life.

B really! What do you call this?

A said yes. This is outside the theater. What a mess!

B So it's better inside?

A is even more chaotic!

Why is it messy in B?

There was a fight in the theater.

Was there a fight in Theater B?

A You love this actor and he loves that actor. Because they cheered, they fought.

B-ho, fighting in the theater over this?

A Sometimes, there may be fights between upstairs and downstairs.

B that's really strange! Upstairs and downstairs, who also can't touch who, how to play?

At that time, the building had no protective layer, and it was all railings. Everything is falling.

Oh!

You gave up a play. It doesn't matter if you drop a handkerchief. Put down the teapot for that man!

B: Why not?

A said yes. What's inside? There are people sitting, looking for someone, making tea and delivering water, selling cakes, melons, pears and peaches, and selling newspapers and operas. I hate the one who threw the towel board.

B Oh, here's a towel board.

A Actually, it's a good thing that people sweat and wipe towels in summer.

B: That's right.

A throws it back and forth here, dazzling you.

Oh, it affects people's going to the theatre!

A says yes! Put a dozen towels together, pour boiling water, wring them out, and sprinkle some toilet water on them. This corner is lonely and that corner is lonely.

B how have you been?

A throw it that far, throw it up! It was a high throw. That play is also technology.

What about technology?

Oh, don't throw it so high, you can't touch anything on it. Throw it in this position.

B how to throw it!

A "day-!"

B threw it.

The master who answered A didn't care. "-boom!"

B it's too accurate.

Ah, yes! Sometimes, upstairs and downstairs are thrown away when they are close.

Oh, throw it away, too

A is close, but there is still something fishy.

Do you have any tips?

Throw this young master to "Zhang Fei cheated the horse"! "Day!" Get up!

B answer. Where is the Lord?

A song "Su Qin Holding a Sword"-"Boom!"

B look!

A sometimes falls apart, and there are also "fairies falling apart."

B hey! There are all kinds of tricks.

A, listen to this seller and discoverer again-"Look inside!" "Come with me, there are four of you!" "Water is supplied here!" "Someone has a ticket!" "Here's a bowl", "Thin and cool candied melon seeds cigarettes" and "bread snacks!" , "read the newspaper! Playlist of the day! " "Oh, wow! Auntie! I am here! "

B, this is a mess.

A Sit down and enjoy the opera!

B.

A: Sit down and talk.

Still talking?

You sang your song on the first stage, and no one listened at the beginning. Here we go. "Hey, aunt, why are you so late?" "Yes! I have something at home, otherwise I would have come early! Look, it's a beautiful day, sunny and sunny! Yo! That's good. What? Why is it raining? "

B What's the matter, are you up?

A "hi! Your child peed upstairs! "

B: Hey! All right! This is going to fight!

You said you could stand it?

B Really, what a mess!

A is such a drama, sometimes I can't watch a ticket for twenty cents!

B why?

A play is back!

B back to the play!

A: Ah!

B what's the reason for coming back to the show?

Poke a big sign on the nail platform that says "church meeting today"

B Oh, there's a meeting.

A "church party" is to sing to others.

B yes.

At that time, rich and powerful people held birthday celebrations at home and invited artists to sing at home.

B: That's right.

A It's called Tang Hui Opera.

B not bad.

A: He just wants to put on airs and show off. He doesn't really understand art, so the theater is more chaotic than the theater.

B Oh, it's more messy than the theater?

A tells all kinds of jokes.

B is it?

A: Ah. Once I was in Jinan, Shandong Province, and I watched a church play with my family in Hanfu.

B is that big warlord?

Yes, today is his father's birthday.

B Oh, it's a church play.

A The performance that day was wonderful.

B, what's the play?

A's first appearance was Life in One Hundred Days.

B, birthday celebration.

A 2 1 is "Imperial Monument Pavilion"-"Happy Birthday".

B it's lucky.

One third of the children are "Red Net players".

B what's this play?

A "riding a thousand miles alone" and "going through five customs and beheading six generals".

This play is very good.

A: Yes.

B, both civil and military.

Sing, read, do and play anything you want!

B yes.

Han Fuju's father is sitting in the front row. Find a big sofa and sit there. The audience kept cheering.

B that's a good song!

But this "birthday girl" doesn't want to hear it.

B what?

A stood up after listening. "Stop singing!"

B yo-ho?

A "What play are you in?"

B didn't understand after listening for a long time?

"Go to the back!"

Did b go down?

Answer: "Call your manager!" The actor doesn't know what happened. He ran off the stage!

B go down.

A is in charge. "oh! What do you want, sir? " "What play are you singing?"

B "Riding a thousand miles alone!"

A: This is a red and clean play!

B: That's right.

A "Who's that red face?"

B listened for a long time and didn't know who this was.

"That's Guan Gong!"

Hey, Guan Yu and Guan Yunchang.

A "Guan Gong"? Where are you from? "

What about Shanxi people?

A "Why did Shanxi people come to our Shandong to kill people?"

b？ What are you doing here?

"Do you have our order? Ah? "

What's the matter with you?

"Why not sing our hero in Shandong?"

Guan Yunchang is also a hero.

"We have a hero here, Qin! Why not sing? "

B Oh, I like Qin Qiong.

"Sir! I wonder what kind of drama you like to listen to? Well, please order a play! "

B: That's right.

"I ask you, is the duke guan's skill? Is Qin Qiong's ability big? "

B Then who knows?

A: "Well ... they haven't compared."

B yes.

Let them play today!

b？ Bibi?

"Let's fight a Guan Gong war in Qin Qiong!"

B this is really new!

A: How to sing?

B how do you sing?

First, where did this come from?

B it's not a matter of a dynasty.

A steward also dare not say, "you don't understand the play!" " "People say," Hey! Okay, old man! Please order another play! This play, we won't. "

B yes.

A "? May I have some of your plays? Then stop singing! I won't pay! Don't go either! You are hungry here, and you won't eat for three days! "

B what is this behavior?

A "see if you can do it!"

Wow!

A is in charge of fear "Well, don't be angry, Sir. I'll ask them in the back. "

Who's going?

A asked the actor, "boss, let's sing this play badly!" Then ..... the birthday girl is always unwilling! I don't want to hear this play. " No matter what the actors think, you can't mess with them anyway.

B yes.

"Listen to what play? What does he say and what do we sing? "

B: That's right.

A: "Look, that' Guan Gong vs. Qin Qiong'!"

B Then who will?

"You eat too much! Are you confused? How can there be such a scene? Guan Gong belongs to the Han Dynasty and Qin Qiong belongs to the Tang Dynasty! "

B: That's right!

A "It's been hundreds of years, can you still put it together?" "He said," If you don't sing, you have to sing. If you don't sing at all, you won't leave me alone. If you are hungry for three days, you will not eat! " "Hungry for three days? He was hungry for a year. This ... won't be like this! " "Here we come, really want to starve to death this time? What should we do? "When the actor thinks about this question,

How about b?

Doesn't he know nothing about drama? Didn't he order this? Then sing for him!

B Oh, that's it?

A Guan Yu is still the original Guan Yu. "I am still here to close the public."

Guan Gong! What about Qin Qiong?

"Who's coming to Qin Qiong?" Who dares come?

Who's coming?

A didn't play like this! I'm going up to make words now.

B is right.

An "old student" dresses up! Who will come? Hey, that Liu Bei! Take off your condom and play Qin Qiong! "

B change this quickly; Remove the arrow clothes and put on the hat.

First, why?

Qin Qiong.

Qin Qiong who?

B "sell horses"!

A What should I do according to "selling horses"?

b！

A Where can I do this?

B: No?

"Selling horses" is the worst time in Qin Qiong.

So, what is camouflage?

A man disguised as a marshal!

Oh, sheriff.

A: Ah, it was like Wagangzhai.

oh

"You play a marshal. Hang in there, Snow Python! Put on a handsome helmet. "

B-ho。

"Call him quickly!" These guys play for him. The old man was in a hurry: "No, I ... have nothing to say?"

Where is b talking about?

A "There are no words to fill now!"

b？ Now make words.

"No, you give me some advice! I have no idea now! " "You, come to a big account first!"

Oh?

A: "I want to cut it a little. Call as soon as we meet. Are you finished with me? "

B is this ... really, is this how it is sung?

A call the court! Drummer (learn to play gongs and drums, learn to play)

Qin Qiong came out.

Actor a thought, what is this called?

B shake your sleeves! Hey, straight crown, smooth beard! Look at this style.

A (learning movements, walking slowly)

Hurry up, will you?

A can't do it! He wants words.

B Yes, there are no words.

A "Soldiers are heroic, playful and dignified, shaking the earth and sweeping away the smoke." Asphyxiation and ... "

B "Diancrimson" is over!

A there are no words below.

B Yes, there are no words yet. There is a poem to sit on.

Now I have made up a sitting poem. That's ridiculous.

How did b make it up?

A sentence "The general is naturally generous and has a horizontal waist."

B well, in the Ming dynasty!

A: "I am a general in the Tang Dynasty. I don't know what I did to fight the Han Dynasty!" "

B ok! Knock, knock, knock, knock.

A "Ben Shuai"

B, da, pinch!

A "surname Qin Mingqiong word uncle Bao!"

Throttle platform.

A "The demon king of the world was a minister before driving, and the official worshipped the world governor to recruit the position of marshal of the military forces, and led a small team to beat Guan Yu, the Han general, by the decree of the demon king!"

B everything is fresh!

"Generals!"

B yes!

"Get up and go!"

Yidu ...

A "da Li Du cut ..." This scene continues!

He got off the bus.

Guan Gong is coming.

B Shang.

A dressed as a towel mat with a knife in one hand and a brand in the other.

B: That's right!

Bottom fish. (learning gongs and drums) "Me!"

B, da, pinch!

A song "Guan Yunchang"

B, you are choking!

"I don't know why? Qin Qiong violated my border, sergeant! "

B yes!

A "encounter with the enemy!"

come on ...

With a grunt, Qin Qiong came along. As soon as they met, Qin Qiong unfolded his double mace and Guan Yunchang unfolded a broadsword, which made everyone look uncomfortable!

B embarrassed! He is not from a dynasty.

A never met.

B yes.

"Come to Tong Ming!" "Tang will! Who are you? " "Han Jiang Guan Yu!" "Why did you come to fight?" Ask him this question, it's broken!

B what?

One, he is on fire, "alas!"

What does b mean?

He was angry.

B is angry!

A broke down at once! There is a rule on the stage, that is, challenge and sing.

B.

Drummers will listen, right? There are singers? Hearing this, Hu Qiner said, "Oh, this is my business."

B, this is a mess.

Jia Huqin is ringing! You must sing.

B Then you must sing!

A sentence made up now!

B yes.

A sing like this.

B how do you sing it?

A (singing Xipi Sanban) "I was in the Tang Dynasty and you were in the Han Dynasty. Why are we fighting? "

B: That's right.

A "yes!"

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

A (singing) "When I tell you to scream, you scream! Do you want to fight? " Pointing at the old man-"He doesn't care about food!"

Wow!