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Is there any conflict between Zhang Kang Jia Xuming and his lines? Urgent. . . thank you

Crosstalk short film "tangled"

A: The old gentleman has left.

B: Yes.

What a good actor.

What a pity.

A: It just arrived a few days ago.

B: That's right.

A: I feel very sad.

B: It's all the same.

A: But the procedure must be carried out.

B: That's right.

A: Otherwise, I'm sorry for the audience.

B: That's right.

A: But I really don't want to act.

B: What's the matter?

A: tangled.

B: what do you mean by tangled?

A: Just a reluctant contact.

B: Oh.

A: I was amused as soon as I said something white, and my heart was particularly distorted.

That's understandable.

A: Everyone has problems.

B: That's right.

A: Looking at the building, you don't need anything on the fourth floor.

B: How did you report it?

A: The fourth floor is called the third and a half floors, and the fourteenth floor is called the fifteenth floor.

B: It's all the same.

A: I don't feel entangled.

B: It's all a mess.

A: Don't be careless. You lost your job because of this nonsense.

What happened to him?

Isn't he driving for the boss? The boss was about to go out on a business trip that day, and just about to get on the bus, a friend stopped him. Two people chattered for a long time, impatient. They shook their watches and said to their boss, "It's time." The boss ignored him and continued to talk there. Sanyi urged, "It's time to go." The boss still ignored him, and the three useless words didn't respond at first sight. They shouted, "It's time to hit the road, and it will be blocked soon."

He means more cars.

A: Yes, this kung fu female accountant came over. "Three nonsense, take me to the bank first." These are three bullshit Ji Yan.

B: What's the hurry?

A: "Don't wait until dawn to die, right? I'll send him first and then you, ok, sister? "