Does anyone have a funny opening line or a humorous speech~~

Funny campus jokes:

The student said: "Teacher, you are the best. Can you tell me a poem?"

The teacher agreed.

He chanted: "Attention, it's snowing! Snow only turns into water when it hits the ground, why not turn into water directly?"

The classmate said: "Teacher, you are so awesome! Me too Make a song.”

“Teacher, it’s time to eat! Food doesn’t become food until it’s in your stomach. Why don’t you just eat it?”

The teacher is crazy.

Classmates go home.

The mother who was making fried rice asked:

"Son, why did you come home so early?"

The classmate cried and said:

"After listening to my poem, 8 students in the class fainted, 12 vomited, 5 laughed and couldn't get up, the teacher also collapsed and died, and the principal announced that school would be dismissed early."

My mother was shocked: "Oh, what is the poem you made up? Tell me!"

He chanted: "Teacher, it's time to eat! The food is not ready until it's in your stomach." "*, why don't you just eat*?"

After hearing this, my mother fell into the wok...

The consequences can be imagined.