Seeking a funny high school campus drama requires a clear theme. [high score regression]

Need 13 people, actors, monitor, teacher, basketball 3 people, couple 2 people, smart, commentator, classmate ABCD, placard etiquette personnel skipping classes. The effect of the first stage: no lighting background music: natural voice narration of snowstorm: (deep and mysterious tone) In a bustling city and a modern university, there is such a group of students. Every time the bell rings, it is an English class in the evening of March 2007 ... In this process, the staff needs to complete the props arrangement, with six chairs arranged in two rows, one desk facing the chair, and the music stops. The light on the stage came on, and classmate ABCD took the book and sat on the stage one after another. The teacher took the book to the stage and put it on the table. Teacher: "Good evening, everyone (pause or smile). Classmate A: 1 has a headache, so let me help him ask for leave. Classmate B:2 I have a stomachache and said I would bring a note tomorrow. Classmate C:3 diarrhea, 4 fever. Classmate D: 5...5 ... Male ... He (looks around nervously) Teacher: Classmate D, where do you want to say that 5 hurts? Classmate D: He ... male ... his feet can't breathe, and he has a headache all over! The whole class laughed, and the teacher turned around with a smile, took out the rabbit prepared in advance, clenched his fist and murmured, "It's too much, how did this happen?" Am I not good enough? I am a kind, kind and responsible teacher! " "Say that finish, turn around and smile. Teacher: Who can tell me where the monitor is? " No one answered. Teacher: OK, what about the study committee? Still no answer. The teacher finally broke down and broke the book. Who can tell me why! Then he quickly walked off the stage, and there was silence on the stage. The students looked at each other under the stage, turned off the lights and moved the props from the second act. Narrator: So where is the magic figure who plays truant? Lakeside, stadium, bookstore, except classroom, they are everywhere ... The staff held props cards for the actors on the basketball court to play, and the lights suddenly lit up. The music was music, and the lights became soft. Actors and actresses came from both sides of the stage. Male singer: it is better to skip class than female singer: it is better to clap together when skipping class. Then why don't we do it? M: Time is precious. W: Romance is an important combination. Why not leave some free and easy in the process of youth? The ballroom music stopped and two chairs were put on the stage. Woman: Oh, honey, the moon is really round tonight. Male and female: Don't you want to say something to me? Man Full Moon: Yes, the moon is really round tonight. The music started and the two of them walked off the stage together. Narrator: There is also a way to the library ... Smart people dress up as good students with props and books as companions. Shakespeare said that the best good people are those who have made mistakes and often show their cuteness because of a little noise, so I am smart and like to skip classes. Actually, I'm cute! (Crow cries props to sweat) After the third act, the narrator: The classroom is full of students. Why are all the people who skipped classes today strange people? Because today is the day when the results of the English quiz come out, the classroom is extremely quiet. The monitor came into the classroom with a report card in his hand. Monitor: Students, this is the result of the English quiz in our class. Poor, poor, poor. How can you attend the upcoming class at this level? Students agree, be smart, be handsome: class is meaningless to me, Shakespeare said ... Before he finished, the monitor interrupted him angrily: smart, everyone knows you are smart, but the prelude sounded, Shakespeare said that a smart man became a fool, and he was the easiest fish to bite, because he relied on talent and learned a lot, but he could not see his arrogance and intelligence. There are mountains outside the mountains, and there are people outside the people. Clever cast a admiring look at the monitor's head: he is so deep that he deserves to be the monitor. Maybe you're right, I don't mind! The monitor smiled and said, well, let's go to the teacher now, tell her our determination honestly and admit our previous mistakes. I think she will accept our apology. Maybe she's sad now. After the sad music background in the fourth act, the teacher stood up by the sad lake and said, take out the rabbit. Am I not a good teacher? Am I not kind enough or kind enough? But why? Who can tell me? The content of the poster for props personnel is sorry for the students, and the lights turn bright. Monitor: Sorry, teacher, please don't blame yourself. We used to bother you because of skipping classes, but now, our whole class swears to you that we will never skip classes again, because, because our English scores are very poor, I hope you can have many adults and continue to help us! Every time you say a word, you should bow 90 degrees to Japanese etiquette. Other students responded, please help us all the time: well, you have to know that I am a teacher, a student in a class, and I teach the same, and students earn my salary. Why not? But I am not only a teacher, but also a kind, kind and responsible teacher. Cheerful music is playing, facing the audience. Teacher: Truancy is a common phenomenon in universities, but it is by no means a good phenomenon! Monitor: The students of Tourism Management Department are not only capable of working, but also have high moral quality. Basketball: Don't let your college life have any shortcomings, and project a perfect arc for college life by refusing to skip classes. Couples hold hands and look at each other: it is a higher level of romance for two people to encourage each other and study together! Be smart and be handsome: Shakespeare said ... the whole class said in unison, "Let's study hard and carry out the anti-truancy to the end!" " "