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What’s the point of looking for Civic?
01 This meme originated from a Nanjing Civic QQ group owner who bragged wildly in the group and threatened to challenge all cars under 6 million. If the Civic lost, the live broadcast burned the car! As soon as this statement came out, it also caused a stir Many believers of the Civic Cult followed suit. The Civic has transformed from a sporty family car into a car that can be driven every second.
In fact, the reputation of the Civic is still good, and its performance is good compared to cars of the same class. Many netizens report that it is difficult to find a Civic and the price increase is common. But the Civic is just a compact car, and the top version is only equipped with a 1.5T turbocharged direct injection engine with a maximum power of 177PS and a peak torque of 220NM. The official 0-100KM/h acceleration time is 8.6 seconds. The so-called universe within seconds is a bit exaggerated, isn’t it? Do you take my Wuling Hongguang S seriously?
So, now you know why the new Civic is so popular, right? That's the madman, the madman who pulls the cool dick to the sky!
But there is a saying that goes well: Deifying a car is the most advanced way to discredit a car. ?
After these chat records were released, car enthusiasts from all walks of life came to make fun of them, so these Civic chat records became a "challenge" for other car owners.
Some car owners even said that if they could see the taillights of my Civic, I would lose! I'm afraid your taillight was knocked off, you really can't see it...
Netizens also started making various pranks, and luxury car owners from all walks of life shouted out.
Even those new Civic owners who are ignorant of what is going on outside the window and only read the books of sages, from time to time encounter inexplicable "black faces", "different cars" and even "provocations" on the road. .
Of course not all Civic owners are so high-energy, many are still very low-key!
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