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Han Han's forever in the city-state, where is the original article?
But now I know.
It seems that it is myself who was abandoned in the street, but no one picked me up ...
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When Santa Maria in the class also dropped out of school, She should be the only spiritual sustenance of eggplant. Without her, eggplant has no object of psychosexuality. Such a cruel fact kept her for two whole days, and I kept comforting him during those two days. And he remained indifferent, and then on the third day he finally spoke. He said, God, please give me passion.
I listened with emotion for a long time, and finally took out a few dollars from my pocket and threw them to him. I said there was an uncle's booth in the alley on the left next to the school that sold a lot of porn. Eggplant was very excited, jumped up and pointed at my nose and cursed: what do you know! What I want is passion, the passion of life. Instead of a few dollars a piece of porn. Don't think Lao Tzu is as low as you. I quickly said I'm sorry. I'm sorry, eggplant. I know I was wrong. Eggplant nodded, a brother, don't care with you. After that, I grabbed a few dollars I was going to take back and left.
the next morning, on my way to school. Eggplant excitedly said to me: Shit! Those Japanese actresses have really big breasts, bigger than Santa Maria! Passionate enough. Then I realized one thing: it turns out that a life without passion only costs a few dollars.
Santa Maria is a legend. It is also because of her legend that she has the supreme title of Santa Maria. From the teacher's eyes, she is a genius with excellent grades, and from our eyes, she is definitely an impeccable psychosexuality candidate. She studied gymnastics, and often took part in various sports activities that could feast her eyes on many passers-by. I remember that once the school held a basketball match between men and women at noon. In the field of men's basketball match, all the players played brilliantly, and there were countless dunkers. It is said that even the backup players can make a 36-degree turn and change hands to make fake moves while making a layup. The situation in the girls' field is terrible. The whole group of lunatics are fighting for a hen. But the cruel fact is that almost all the boys went to the women's court to watch, including two coaches of the men's team.
The post has been ruthlessly deleted by the system, so let's briefly introduce the characters ...
★☆ Xia Xia→→→→ Xiao Li
I don't even believe myself, and I actually like someone so stubbornly. I have never forgotten you for six years. Life in Hainan is very difficult. I have no relatives, no friends, no one to chat with me, no one to play games with. The taste of loneliness is really uncomfortable.
on the plane back to the city, I kept saying, I'm back, and I'll tell you that I like you. I liked you six years ago.
However, the first thing you said to me was "Who are you?" How sad I am at this moment. A boy who missed you for six years told himself that he didn't know you, Xiao Li. Damn you.
Remember the meteor we watched together that night? I looked at the stars in the sky like this for countless nights in Hainan, treating them as meteors, and then made my most longing wish: when I appeared in front of you, you would happily hug me and excitedly say that Xia Xia, you have finally come back, and I have been waiting for you for 6 years.
I know this is just my wishful thinking, and it won't be true. Those wishes, like the meteor, never existed.
I'm going back to Hainan again. I'll come to see you. I don't want too much. Just say "Don't go" and I'll stay. I don't care about that girl named 66. I just want to see you smile every day. I just want this, Xiao Li. I really don't want to stare at the sky day and night.
but why, why did you say "I'm sorry"? Why do you want me to go? I may never come back after this trip. Xiao Li, why did you hurt me? Did I love the wrong person? Or should this love not exist at all?
who can give me the answer?
★☆ eggplant →→→ Xiao Li, Wu Hui, 66
I dreamed of that day again. Xiao Li took 66, I took Wu Hui, and the four of us went for an outing, blowing hair, drinking and teasing. How beautiful. With these dreams, I won't be lonely along the way.
Xiao Li, 66, wait for me to come back.
Wu Hui, wait for me.
★☆ Wu Hui→→→ Eggplant
Eggplant, Xiao Li told me everything. I'm so happy. I never thought that you actually broke your leg because of me. I don't believe it. If I had realized this earlier, maybe the ending wouldn't be like this.
eggplant, you know, those days when I was learning to drive with you were really happy. I often fantasize that one day, you can take me for a ride, you drive meticulously, occasionally make a few jokes, and I will sit next to you to wipe your sweat and hand you water. This kind of day will be beautiful.
but these can only be fantasies. Eggplant, how could you be so careless?
I always wear that ring on my chest. I want you to hear my heart all the time. Did you hear that, eggplant, eggplant, eggplant, I have promised you, come back quickly.
come back quickly. I will wait for you to come back.
★☆ Lonely music →→→ Xiao Ye
When our no-forget bar is gone, I wonder, does this mean that our promise of "riches and honour, no-forget" will eventually be empty? For the first time, I feel inexplicable emptiness and fear. My brothers have been through thick and thin for so many years. I really dare to imagine what it will be like when there are only three of us left. Xiao Ye, you must come back. Don't you dare forget that promise. I'll be the first to let you go.
★☆ Xiao Ye →→→ Xiao Li, come here often, have a good time
I won't forget that the four of us made a promise in the middle of the night, and we won't forget each other, but I ruined the bar that everyone devoted to running. I'm such a fucking asshole. I'm sorry for you.
I met such a good girl as 66 in Anhui. Why did I break up? It's silly of you, Xiao Li. She's still waiting for you. She's been waiting for you ...
We found all the criminal evidence of Lin Qiang, and I didn't feel at ease until that bastard ran into me with his car. If I die, Xiao Li will forgive me.
I just want you to forgive me. So, I didn't hide.
Really, Xiao Li, my brother for so many years, I don't want anything, just please forgive me. Forgive me.
★☆ 66 →→→ Xiao Li
I went back to Anhui after I left you. Do you know who I met? Xiao Ye, Xiao Ye, he also came to the emblem! Your store is gone, and he vowed to kill that bastard Lin Qiang. We traveled around together to collect evidence of Lin Qiang's crime, but on our way to the police station with the last document, Xiao Ye suddenly pushed me. When I came to my senses, Xiao Ye was already lying in a pool of blood. Xiao Li, you know, he shouted your name in countless nights, calling for killing Lin Qiang, and begging you to forgive him. When he found that he was incapable of killing Lin Qiang himself, she even thought about committing suicide. Now Lin Qiang is finally in prison, but Xiao Ye has become a vegetable. I sent him back to your city. Xiao Ye has always wanted you to forgive him. Leaving you is his only wish.
Three years later, I met Xiachen, an old friend, in the street. You may have forgotten her. But she still remembers you. We went to the coffee shop and talked a lot. Speaking of primary school, you asked her to give me a message after staying up late one day. You said that when I was tired, you would find me in the corner of the street and take me home to cherish it for a lifetime.
I cried when I heard this. It's been three years. I've been left in the street for three years. Why haven't you come yet? Xiao Li, didn't you say that you should cherish it for a lifetime?
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