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Fishing in into the pit is as deep as the sea, so I don't ask about Jianghu affairs from now on —— Talk about my views on fishing.

I believe many people prefer fishing, especially boys. There are many ancient poems about fishing, such as a boat, a bamboo cloak and an old man fishing in the cold Jiang Xue. The fishing realm described in the poem is also quite high. It snows heavily in winter, and you can fish leisurely by the river in such cold weather. And this song, when you come back from fishing, it's not a boat, but the moon sets in Jiangcun. After fishing, the moon set, and I didn't bother to tie the boat, so I went to bed.

Nowadays, there are more and more people fishing. On the one hand, fishing can be used as a hobby, and people who have nothing to do can relax and reduce the pressure in their work and life; On the other hand, fishing can also bring a sense of accomplishment, especially for those who can catch big fish. Finally, fishing can also exercise and cultivate sentiment.

Many people have given up playing cards, playing games, chasing dramas and watching mobile phones since they went fishing in into the pit, and have never asked about their grievances in the Jianghu since. These are the benefits of fishing. Of course, some people are addicted to fishing, and some even affect their work and family, which is a bit excessive. Someone wrote such a joke on the Internet: "As soon as you enter the fishing gate, it is as deep as the sea. From then on, his wife and children were passers-by and sat next to Lao Wang's house. Why are you happy from the sky? " .

I believe that experienced fishermen have had this experience: in order to fish, fishermen try their best to buy bait and buy bait, and various small medicines emerge one after another; There are also people who spend huge sums of money to equip themselves with various fishing clothes. I can only be a novice at best, and the fishing rod is very simple, which is only a few tens of dollars. I have bought both bait and bait, and of course I take it too seriously. It is called "IQ tax".

There are not many fishery resources now, and the price of the reservoir is relatively high, which is not suitable for a novice like me. Recently, I went fishing in the community, which is the pond in the community. The water depth is only 50 cm, and the underground garage is below. But when I'm lucky, I can catch a few little black fish occasionally. Other fishing enthusiasts in the community released two big snakeheads last year, and the seeds produced have grown two or three times. Sometimes you can catch twenty or thirty small crucian carp. In most cases, the fish you catch are put back, especially in the last two months, when they produce seeds.

Under my influence, the baby also fell in love with fishing. In fact, he is just playing, and he doesn't really want to fish. He ran around with other children in the community and later changed places. I never ride earthworms or catch small fish. Most of the time, either scraping branches or screwing hooks together. If there is any problem, please ask me to get it for him. It usually takes five to ten minutes to unhook, which sometimes makes me feel annoyed.

I remember it rained just one night last year. I took a fishing rod and went fishing under the community. I didn't expect to mention a crucian carp as soon as I threw it in. I can't see clearly because there is no light. Every time I see anything, I mention it. As a result, I caught a dozen small crucian carp. I always wanted to relive that scene, so I went fishing again one night recently. For this reason, I bought a night fishing lamp, which has an average effect and almost no mouth.

Later, I summarized that last year was summer, just after a thunderstorm, the dissolved oxygen in the water increased, the temperature was suitable at night, and the fish were more active. More importantly, there are almost no people fishing in that place, and it is normal to have a mouth. I believe that fishing friends can understand.

Because I often check fishing skills online, I now open my mobile phone Baidu APP and push all these contents to me. I have to say that big data is powerful.

But it's good to see more. Because I haven't fished for a long time, I forgot how to tie the hook. After reading several tutorials, I not only learned how to fasten the hook quickly, but also learned the connection method between the main line of the secondary line and the eight-character ring, as well as the fixing and floating of the double hook and the adjustment method of the seven-star floating. I used to fish with a seven-star drift line group. I have never adjusted the distance between floats. I fish directly on it. I'm a novice.

I also bought hooks, baits and fishing lines on Taobao. Now open the phone, Taobao often has various recommended links. Sometimes I will click it in, look at it and buy it back later. It seems really easy to make money from fishermen.

Finally, I wrote a poem: one person, one pole and one hook, busy from morning till night; He who knows the fun knows very well that he is not worried about how many fish he catches.