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What are those classic words spoken by Stephen Chow in Journey to the West?

Tang Monk: Wukong, do you know what Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang is?

Supreme Treasure: What clang clang clang clang?

Tang Seng: Dang Gang Dang Dang Dang Dang, is (singing) on ??--lay you--! Can you accompany me to the Western Scriptures...

Supreme Treasure: Hey...

Tang Monk: On--ly you--!

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I will take the blame, I will send you to death, and I will try my best to serve all sentient beings!

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Zhizunbao: I really can’t do it, let me tell you...

Tang Seng: On-On--!

Zhizunbao: On the size of your mother! Are you finished yet? (Knocks Tang Seng down with one punch) I've already told you that I can't do it anymore, and you still want to be On-On-! On-On-! If you don't care whether you can stand it or not, if you get angry again, I will stab you to death!

Tang Monk: Wukong, go ahead and stab me to death. Life is so sad, and death is so painful. When you understand how to sacrifice your life for righteousness, you will naturally come back and sing this song to me! Amitabha, Amitabha, Amitabha... Classic Dialogue 2 from Journey to the West

Supreme Treasure: It was a long night without any intention of sleeping. I thought I was the only one who couldn't sleep. It turns out that you, Miss Jingjing, can't sleep either. !

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Bai Jingjing: Why did you shave your beard? Do you know that without your beard, you have no character at all?

Supreme Treasure: Really?

Bai Jingjing: Alas, I am not good at literature or martial arts. If you don’t want to be a bandit, do you want to be the number one scholar?

Zhizunbao: I have thought about it...

Bai Jingjing: Save me! Change your image and pursue your promising career as a bandit!

Zhizunbao: I know, I will definitely continue to work hard! (Turn around and run away)

2. Bai Jingjing: Because that smelly monkey won’t be so gentle to me. Who are you?

Zhizunbao: I will be your husband in five hundred years. Five hundred years from now, you will give up this relationship because of me. I have worked so hard to get back here and all the things I have done here are all It's for you Jingjing, I miss you, I really miss you, I miss you so much! Do you believe it?