Look at this family-composition of about 4 words

There is an old neighbor in our family. Their life is always happy, and every family member has a great sense of humor and can make the neighbors laugh every day. This is really a family of five stooges!

one of the family members-grandpa. Although their grandfather is 8 years old, he is actually a master of cold jokes like a 1-year-old child, nicknamed "King of Laughter".

He once told me a cold joke. He said, "A sheep is squatting in a pigsty, typing a four-word word." Me: "Birds of a feather flock together?" Grandpa: "Wrong, wrong, wrong! It is the frustration of yin and yang "(a sheep squats wrong). "I smiled coldly, but he laughed and said," We ordinary people are so happy today! "

I really can't do anything about him. Grandpa Wang, can't you stop fooling me?

This grandfather's wife, Grandma, is not only funny, but also has a strange surname-South Gate. Isn't it strange?

Nanmen's grandmother is good at cutting knives and vegetables quickly.

once, I asked my grandmother, "You are good at cutting vegetables and fast. Why?" I made a look of little Shenyang in the Spring Festival Evening the year before last, and the tone was the same as that of little Shenyang.

Grandma said, "I am good at fencing because I helped my family chop firewood when I was a child. I cut vegetables fast because I am an allegro. How fast the rhythm of things in your hand is! "

I said, "Grandma, you are really joking. It' s really a' laughing star' (the nickname of Nanmen Grandma) ".

We won't praise such a dozen bamboo boards. Let's praise the father of this family. What's wrong with him? Listen to me and you'll understand after listening.

The above is my own Allegro. Speaking of their father, his surname is Liu. He is a "singer" (uncle Liu's nickname).

A singer sings all the time, because this "defect" of his love of singing has not been awarded the title of "advanced worker" for several years in a row.

I recorded that Uncle Liu likes to sing "The Moon Represents My Heart" on the way to work, "Gourd Baby" on the way home, and "Love Even After Death" during lunch break. I like to sing "Watch Me Change 72" at dinner in the evening (I'm really worried that he will choke when eating) ... It's not complete yet, and it needs to be counted.

They have an elf-Shuai Shuai. Yes, he is the son of a singer.

This little rascal is a "know-it-all". No matter what questions he asks, he can answer them.

once, I asked him, "how did the cosmic black hole form?"

Shuai Shuai: "A black hole in the universe is a person who rammed a hole in the universe with his hand and then got a black rag at the back."

I'm surprised that Shuai Shuai can use the word "Dao" when he was only three years old, and Shuai Shuai's imagination is too rich. Know-it-all (Shuai Shuai's nickname) is a know-it-all, because know-it-all.

Aunt Qian is Shuai Shuai's mother. She is a detective. Nicknamed "Sherlock Holmes."

Another feature of Formore's money is that whenever something happens to anyone's family, she runs away, faster than a rabbit.

Once, the singer stole a chicken leg with a know-it-all. As soon as he got home, the know-it-all said to Holmes, "I didn't eat the chicken leg."

Formore thought for a moment and said, "Good boy, dare to play with me. There is no silver here for 32, and you lied to me again. Do you think you can fool me? You ... "

Look at this family. One is the sneer king, the other is a comedian, the other is a singer, the other is a know-it-all, and there is a detective. Their family can be called a miniature society.