Diary of telling jokes to family 500

One day, the teacher asked Xiao Ming, "What is 1+ 1?" Xiaoming doesn't know. I went home and asked my mother that she was cooking. Xiao Ming asked her, "What is 1+ 1?" Mom said "asshole". Xiao Ming knows "1+ 1= asshole!"

Xiaoming went to ask his father again. Dad is drinking. Xiao Ming asked his father, "What is 1+ 1?" Dad said, "Cool." Xiao Ming knows "1+ 1= cool"

Xiaoming went to ask his sister again. She is singing "Brother Guo". Xiao Ming asked her, "1+ 1=?" Sister said, "People who don't want to be slaves." Xiao Ming knows "1+ 1= people who don't want to be slaves."

Xiaoming goes to ask his younger brother, who is singing children's songs. Xiao Ming asked his younger brother, "What is 1+ 1?" The younger brother said, "Rabbit, be a good boy and open the door." Xiao Ming knows, "1+ 1= bunny, be good, open the door."

If you want to know what will happen next, listen to the next chapter.

Saturday, June 23rd is fine.

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The next day, the teacher asked Xiao Ming, "What is 1+ 1?" Xiao Ming said: "bastard"; The teacher slapped Xiaoming, and Xiaoming said "cool"; When the teacher fell, Xiao Ming said, "People who get up don't want to be slaves"; The teacher shut Xiao Ming out. Xiao Ming said, "Little Rabbit, open the door."

Mom B's words: This was written by Xiao B after listening to the jokes told by her classmates.

Ah, to tell the truth, Xiao B said that I was completely at a loss when typing. However, in fact, Xiao B can make it clear, and her mother admires it. She thinks about watching TV every day.