Short bedtime jokes

1. You, a country man, can’t speak Mandarin well when riding in a car. When the car is too crowded, he says to the lady next to you: Go over there and I won’t be able to get it (meaning (You are too crowded to that point)) When the lady heard this, she immediately brought a bottle of water and said: You are thirsty, I have water here.

2. If you are a "comet", I will pursue you; if you are a "planet", I will wait for you; if you are a "star", I will fall in love with you; if you are If you are a "shooting star", I will marry you right away; unfortunately, you are a "gorilla" and I can only see you in the zoo!

3. Xiaoqiang confessed to a girl he has known for many years: Dear, I am very happy Love you! I will do anything for you to live a happy life. Girl: Really? Xiaoqiang: Really. Girl: Then help me find a boyfriend.

4. The star took the subway out of the station. Liu Xiang said: I can go there without checking the ticket. After that, he jumped over the hurdle. Yao Ming said: I don’t need to check the tickets. After saying that, he raised his legs and stepped over. Pan Changjiang said: We don’t need it either. After that, he walked over.

5. A strong gust of wind blew away the short-sighted man's hat, and he ran away. A middle-aged woman next to her shouted loudly: "Sir, your hat is over there, don't chase my chicken!" May you smile and stay young forever.

6. Tang Monk stretched out his palm and looked up to the sky and laughed: Hahahaha! I am the leader! Zhu Bajie laughed with a big belly: Haha, I am rich, rich and handsome! Sha Monk pinched his beard and laughed: I am Big beard, big beard! At this time, Sun Wukong's eyes flashed with golden light and said: Could it be that I am the grandson!