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Grizzly bear's red eyes

Once upon a time, there lived a fat grizzly bear in a distant forest. It has golden red hair.

Its sense of smell is extremely acute, but its sight and hearing are poor. It likes to leave scratches or bite marks on the trunk to swear its territory, and it also likes to leave deep footprints around to warn intruders.

This often leads to its loneliness.

But it doesn't matter. It hates meeting other animals and talking about its red eyes.

What animal has red eyes? Only weak and vulnerable rabbits. Yes, only rabbits have red eyes.

It hates these eyes.

The grizzly bear rolled on the soft grass, rolling around, bored. With a bang, I felt my back hit something soft, and the grizzly bear stopped.

A small white rabbit was knocked to the ground and its four short legs were pedaling hard.

The grizzly bear held up a palm and turned it over. It still feels soft, like a ball of cotton.

"Thank you."

The white rabbit stood up, shook its dewy hair and looked up at it.

Look, these are red eyes.

Grizzly bear curled his lips and muttered, looking unhappy.

"Hey, your eyes." The white rabbit spoke.

Grizzly bear thought that he wouldn't mind turning over again if he dared to laugh at his eyes. Hum!

"How beautiful!" The white rabbit exclaimed, "I have never seen such beautiful eyes, more beautiful than all rubies I have ever seen!" " "

The grizzly bear ignored it and turned and walked only to the trunk marked by himself.

"Hey, friend, seriously, your eyes are really beautiful." The white rabbit barked softly behind.

"I'm not a rabbit!" The grizzly bear is a little annoyed and his voice is a little uncomfortable. It feels that its Xiong Wei has been challenged.

"I know, friend, you are a bear." The white rabbit said, "But it can't be denied that you have a pair of beautiful eyes. Oh, yes, beautiful eyes like roses. "

Grizzly bear nose slightly fever, but awkward, refused to look back.

"Do you know red roses? Crimson petals, soft buds, velvet lace. " Its pink nose sucks and looks intoxicated, just like smelling a rose. "If you haven't seen it, I'll bring you one next time I come."

"Come next time?" The grizzly bear turned around and looked at it unblinkingly.

The white rabbit nodded and said affirmatively, "OK, you are my friend. I will definitely come."

"friends?"

"hmm."

"Come next time?"

"hmm."

"Well, let's be friends." Grizzly bear's eyes light up, like rubies reflected by sunlight, like red roses washed after rain.

It seems that red eyes are not so annoying, Grizzly Bear thought.

I don't like it very much.

I hate it. I don't seem to hate it.

Hate, not hate.

Okay, I don't hate it.

The grizzly bear smiled.