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I don’t want to do anything, I just want to get rich

Before I turned 24, I wanted to fall in love

After I turned 24, I just wanted to get rich

1.

I don’t know from Since when did weekends no longer improve my happiness? Maybe it’s because life is too regular and too fixed in a framework.

I don’t have the habit of sleeping in on weekends. When the weather is nice, I will run in the morning, then have breakfast, do laundry and clean the room, and go to the bookstore to read in the afternoon. This habit lasted for almost three years, to the point where now I'm a little tired of weekends.

When I think about the endless work and disproportionate wages every day, I feel very empty inside and my happiness index is very low.

2.

I don’t know if it is the oppression of the social environment that promotes the increase of people’s desires, like a bottomless pit.

When I was eight years old, I felt extremely happy when my new front teeth grew out. I finally no longer had to worry about it being a black hole;

When I was ten years old, I felt extremely happy when I learned to ride a bicycle. Finally, I don’t have to be laughed at by my friends anymore;

When I was twelve years old, even though there was no air conditioning, I felt very happy while holding half a watermelon and eating with the fan blowing;

When I was fifteen, I could be so happy that I couldn’t sleep all night just by talking to the person I liked;

When I was eighteen, I received the university admission notice and felt like I owned the whole world. ;

At the age of twenty-one, when I received my first salary in my life, I immediately felt that I had a responsibility to support myself and take care of my parents.

Nowadays, I don’t know what I can have to truly be happy.

The Internet is so developed that people are immersed in it and cannot extricate themselves.

When I’m bored, I play games, when I’m hungry, I order takeout, and when I’m lonely, I go to social media. It seems that I don’t lack anything, but I also seem to lack brains and heart.

Anything that is too easy to achieve will appear to be cheap.

3.

I thought about it, if neither work nor love can make me happy, then only getting rich can make me happy.

When I get rich, I can own dozens of properties in Beijing, Shanghai and Guangzhou like those rich people. I have to worry about which car to drive every morning. The driver must look like Lu Han. The housekeeper should look like Yi Yang Qianxi, with a room full of clothes, wearing which ones he likes, throwing away which ones he likes, and traveling to different countries every week. In addition, I also want to buy a building like idol Jay Chou and let my family, relatives and friends live in it. Well, perfect.

How can I get rich quickly?

a. Buy lottery tickets (for a very lucky person, the chance of winning is 0)

b. Pretend to be a beggar and ask for money at the subway entrance (the weather is too hot, heat stroke Not worth it)

After thinking about it, there is no life for the second generation of rich people. Only these two methods have almost zero risk and high return. But this road to wealth doesn’t seem to make me happy. The money comes slowly and the process is boring.

Forget it, it seems like you can really make a fortune.

Wanting to get rich without doing anything is simply a dream.

If you are not satisfied, you will never be happy. Let your heart return to zero, like when you were eight years old.