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What stories have you ever had with a Scorpio?

Scorpios are typical representatives of awkwardness. Boys, they are narcissistic yet inferior, venomous yet warm, jealous yet loyal. You won’t be able to coax him when he gets jealous for a while. A combination of a big man and a little boy. If he likes you, he will never express it directly, but will be tactful and tactful. Sometimes if you can't hold your breath, then you will fall into his trap. He is just waiting for you to fall into the tiger's mouth! Girls never take the initiative and are even proud to death. Sometimes they are so cute that they turn into a goblin in a blink of an eye and torment you to death. They are always full of energy. Great principles can comfort others, but they are never useful to you. He always shows his strong side and has schizophrenia.

I have a Scorpio friend. We are friends who have drank wine, relieved ourselves, run laps, been caught in the rain, and slept together. She is the kind of girl who never shows her scars to others, and always endures everything. However, that night, she asked me to accompany her for a walk on the playground. I had nothing to do, so I decisively agreed. On the way, I saw that she was not in a high mood, so she told a few jokes that I thought were the funniest. However, the silence ended. . When we entered the playground, with the faint light and her voice, I felt that she must have cried. I don’t know what to do now that I can’t comfort people.

She suddenly said, thank you for walking with me. I'm actually embarrassed. Aren't we good friends? I'm so polite that I'm scared. Surprisingly, she said she missed home. This boyish girl actually sobbed a little. I know that she is studying abroad and it must be difficult for her to be alone, but in my impression, he never cried much. I felt a little distressed. She said she missed her mother and grandma.

Her family is very ordinary. Both her parents are farmers. In order to support her in school, she has been working hard day and night. Even his little brother has no one to take care of him, so he can only let his grandma take care of him. She felt very sorry for her parents. It turned out that she had been restraining herself. This child, who has a strong self-esteem and is sensible, almost never mentioned her family in front of us. We thought her family was not very harmonious, but it turned out that she didn't mention it because she missed her. Scorpio people attach great importance to relationships, especially family relationships, which are their weakness.

I said if you feel uncomfortable, just cry and lie on me. She said she disliked me for being dirty. This poisonous tongue, with good intentions, is regarded as the liver and lungs of a donkey. I knew she was embarrassed. But she was able to tell me something intimate, and I was already very happy, even though I didn't help much. She said, how about we run a few laps, how about the competition, just two laps. I smiled and said, I would sacrifice my life to accompany a gentleman. Hey, where are the people? You are cheating. I struggled to catch up. When I reached the finish line exhausted, I found someone waiting for me in front of me. As I approached, it was her. Tsk, if you hadn’t jumped the gun, I would have outrun you. She rolled her eyes and said, I've been waiting for you for a long time. Hahaha, we walked back to the dormitory arm in arm. The moon is so round. Don’t Scorpio people love to play tricks and have well-developed motor cells?

When I lay down, I received a message from her: Thanks for accompanying me, good night. Good night to this person, I love you.