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Classic lines of Tang Bohu and Chou-heung (13)

Tang Bohu ordered Chou-heung's classic lines.

Tang Bohu: There is no such poison. I'm scaring the old woman.

Chou-heung: You are good or bad. Have you found the antidote after looking for it for so long?

Tang Bohu: (Laughter) None of them are right.

Chou-heung: Haha ~ ~ ~ So bad? !

Chou-heung: I also want to ask you, are you afraid of ghosts?

Mrs Hua: Tang Bohu, that's disgusting. I danced for nothing for a few days.

Chou-heung: Madam, since you are not poisoned, please bear it and let Tang Bohu go.

Mrs. Hua: Chou-heung, I think you are my favorite girl. If it were anyone else, I would kick her out of Washington and she would never appear in front of me again.

Mention Tang Bohu!

Chou-heung: Madam.

Mrs. Hua: Get out!

Chou-heung: (kneeling in front of his wife) Chou-heung followed her wife for many years. My wife has been very kind to me, and I can't repay her in my life. Chou-heung is unfilial today, but.

Begging this lady to keep Tang Bohu alive. Chou-heung is willing to suffer for Tang Bohu, and let Madam handle it.

Mrs. Hua: (furious) Chou-heung, how dare you!

Sanxiang: Ugly Sister Xiang.

Chou-heung: I won't get up until my wife agrees.

Sanxiang: Madam.

Mrs. Hua: What I have decided will never change!

Sanxiang: (both kneeling) Madam.

Mrs. Hua: Why? ! What are you all doing? !

Dongxiang: Madam, Sister Chou-heung and I are sisters. Please make an exception and promise Chou-heung.

Chou-heung: Winter fragrance.

Chunxiang and Xia Xiang: Please, madam.

Mrs. Hua: What are you doing here? ! Somebody, drag them out!

Sanxiang: Madam!

Mrs. Hua: champion Wu, where the hell have you been?

Suddenly, Wu, the top scholar, and many servants fell in. He turned out to be a scholar who killed people. )

Mrs. Hua: A bold scholar dares to make trouble here!

Deadly Scholar: Master Hua dares to offend our monarch. Last time you were lucky, today I will kill Washington and make trouble!

Mrs. Hua: Don't be presumptuous in Washington!

(Two people fight, and Mrs. Hua is injured)

Chou-heung: (to Sanxiang) Tell the Master!

(Chou-heung rushes to the woodshed)

Chou-heung: (unties Tang Bohu) Let's go!

Tang Bohu: What's the matter?

Chou-heung: Come with me. (pulls Tang Bohu to the back door)

Tang Bohu: What the hell happened?

Chou-heung: The scholar who killed him killed him!

Tang Bohu: Desperate scholar? !

Chou-heung: It's dangerous outside. Let's go!

Tang Bohu: What about you?

Chou-heung: Leave me alone and go! (Push Tang Bohu out of the door and close the door)

Tang Bohu: Chou-heung!

Chou-heung: My wife treats me like a mountain. Whatever happens, I can't leave her.

Tang Bohu: Open the door first.

Chou-heung: Huaan! I love you!

Tang Bohu: What did you say? ! Qiuxiang Qiuxiang

In Washington, Mrs. Hua was a fiasco. At the critical moment, Tang Bohu arrived)

Everyone: Huaan!

Mrs. Hua: What Huaan? It's Tang Bohu. Be careful, the poison on you is still unsolved!

Tang Bohu: Don't worry, I've found the antidote in the practice room. I also took some time, took a shower and changed my clothes.

Tang Bohu: Desperate scholar, you couldn't compete with my father. I wonder if you can beat me now?

Desperate scholar: Oh! So you are that little bitch! No wonder I look so familiar!

Tang Bohu: Today, I want to avenge my late father. Our Tang family overlord gun wants to regain its ranking in the weapon spectrum!

(a fierce battle)

Tang Bohu: Give me my carbine back!

(The spear head was knocked off by the killing scholar, and the handle was inserted in the killing scholar's chest)

Fatal scholar: Ha, ha, ha, you are so stupid. You are more idiot than him. Even if you know there is no spear head, you should stab him!

Tang Bohu: Who says you can't stab people without a gun? !

(It turns out that the handle of the gun has pierced the chest of the deadly scholar)

Tang Bohu: I've been practicing this trick until I can stab it without a gun. Go with peace of mind!

(Desperate scholar fell to the ground and died)

Tang Bohu: Starting from today, the Tang family overlord gun regained the first place in the weapon spectrum!

Chou-heung: Hua 'an, are you all right?

Tang Bohu: I'm fine. What about you?

Master Hua: Great! I'm so touched that you showed up in time! Tang Bohu, I really don't know how to repay you for saving us all.

? !

Tang Bohu: You're welcome, sir. I only have one request.

Mrs. Hua: You don't have to say any more. You like Chou-heung, don't you? ! I'll betroth her to you.

Tang Bohu: (Jumping up) Yes!

In the wedding hall, twenty brides are all covered with red hijab.

Tang Bohu: Wow! So many brides come out?

Mrs Hua: Tang Bohu, although I promised to betroth Chou-heung to you, there are still conditions. It depends on your luck. Can you choose from twenty brides?

Chosen Chou-heung in the noodles? China people!

China people: (See the terms) Click on a stick of incense for a limited time, which will take effect immediately. (Wu Zhuangyuan lights incense) Click the rules as follows:

First, the candidate can't go beyond the yellow line to observe the bride.

Second, all brides-to-be are not allowed to make noise, and offenders abstain.

3. Don't touch the bride-to-be's body or clothes with anything.

Qin this!

Mrs. Hua: If you can't light Chou-heung within the time limit, you will lose. Chou-heung will go to my two sons, Wenhua and Huawu.

China people: Brother, let's go and pick up the ready-made ones!

Hua Wu: No offense!

Tang Bohu: Madam, do you want to kill me?

Mrs. Hua: Tang Bohu, why do you say that?

Tang Bohu: Under this rule, can I order Chou-heung? I do not regret Chou-heung's devotion to the conscience of heaven and earth. Why?

Do you want to embarrass me again and again?

Mrs. Hua: Don't forget, when you said your family was poor, you were willing to come to Washington as a slave. There was a contract. However, you

It's to pick up girls! Looks like you played me first!

Tang Bohu: Who said that? One word per line, four lines in all. Please look sideways.

(originally? I did it for Chou-heung? )

Mrs. Hua: I did it for Chou-heung? !

Tang Bohu: Not bad! I've made it clear why I'm here, but you can't see it in a daze!

Mrs. Hua: Don't be arrogant. What if you are good at writing? I just want to kill you!

Tang Bohu: If you want to play with me, study for another two years! I'm going to take Chou-heung with me now and see who can stop me!