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Can you add money to the homophonic stalk? Let's take a look at Qiao Shan and Beckham's dream linkage to play new tricks!

I'm sure everyone has fantasized about all kinds of fantastic dream connections for countless times-but have you ever imagined that Qiao Shan, a comedian, would play Chinese homophonic with David Beckham, a football superstar? On January 15th, actor Qiao Shan quietly came to the topic of Weibo # Qiao Shan and Beckham playing homophonic terrier #, and brought a creative video of FIFA Football World to fans, saying that "a homophonic terrier with China characteristics was prepared" to welcome Beckham.

Just after the video was released, the crowd who were eating melons immediately became lively. Everyone speculated that what kind of flowers would Teacher Qiao Shan, who had always been proficient in "physiotherapy culture", do?

a video, three episodes, with the themes of physical therapy, meeting my father-in-law and watching the football match respectively, has brought out the homophonic stalks of "memorizing Hamm" and "coming with a shell" for the audience with an open mind. Of course, Beckham also personally sent an invitation to China fans who love football.

It turns out that as early as last December, after the new version of FIFA Football World was launched, David Beckham officially returned to the game and fought with the players.

Looking back, Beckham was the captain of the Three Lions Corps for 58 times, won 1 Champions League, 1 Toyota Cup, 6 Premier League trophies, 2 FA Cups, 4 Community Shield Cups, 1 La Liga champion, 1 Spanish Super Cup, 2 Major League Finals and 1 Ligue 1 champion.

considering the absolute legend of this green field, Qiao Shan and I now form a CP to play homophonic terrier, which immediately attracts all kinds of Weibo big coffees to turn (chi) and (gua) one after another.

For example, Ke Han, the English Premier League commentator who took "No one knows Hang Zhi Feng Yue better than me" as the ID, spit out: "Homophonic stalks deduct money! This dream linkage, Qiao Shan Health Care+Beckham, isn't that' Bao' and' Bei'? "

Look, what is a master? You can spit it out to the core in one sentence!

Also because of explaining the humorous style in the Premier League, Zhan Jun, a teacher with numerous fans, also went off in person this time. Looking back on the well-known "Manchester United Class 92", he hit a powerful straight ball.

Luo Ming, the editor-in-chief of Sports Plus APP, followed closely, and duly sent his own gong evaluation (wei): "There are countless geniuses, handsome guys, idols and models in the history of football ... but you can't find a Beckham-style player who perfectly combines the above characteristics."

Of course, where Beckham is located, our first "Bei Chui" Wang Tao is indispensable. He is the man who has the largest collection of Beckham jerseys, and he has a "Gabby Happiness" directly.

This is Beckham, a man who can make a living by his looks, but he has to rely on his strength. Don't be sad, Mr. Qiao Shan. Although his looks may not be very good, you are also talented!

The famous football player "Football is just a ball" sent a soul torture to fans after forwarding it: "Have you thought of any homophonic word" Bei "?"

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Looking at the comment area, you really are the netizens who can play homophonic stalks the most ...

Considering that Teacher Qiao Shan plays homophonic stalks in the video, how can you get less complaints from people in the cultural circles? The Chinese Command Center and the Homophonic Stud Research Institute are also indispensable, and the latter means that the brothers in the football circle really know the homophonic terrier best in the world!

But what really makes people laugh is the sentence in the comment area: "Beckham will never go into the bakery, where there are all experts in shells."

Wait, we are all people with nine-year compulsory education. Why can you be so beautiful? To tell the truth, did you secretly go to the football field to study Chinese?

In addition to Weibo, in the topic activities of "Qiao Shan X Beckham CP named" in other communities of FIFA Football World Mobile Games, the "Xiuer" fully reflected what a master is in the folk.

The representatives of "Xiaoxiu School" are slightly "subtle", and their names are quite proper, such as "Scallop" group, "Lo Bai" group, "Northern Shaanxi Brothers", etc., which are concise and concise, and people can't help laughing.

The "Duxiu School" lets go of its hands and feet, while the elegant ones are like "Little Frog at the bottom of an ancient well, Old Shell under the bridge today", and those with sudden changes in painting styles such as "Little Joe is here", "Babe loves you" and "Bathhouse Baby" are full of teasing love.

The the Maker endowed all the mystic Nature grace here School, which can be called the king in the "Xiuer Jianghu", will arrive late, but its brain hole is as deep and attractive as a black hole, such as a broken shell shirt and a beibei shirt full of basic feelings, and the "Qiao" leader with strong Jianghu flavor is a "Han" son, and the "Wangwang shirt and shell" returned by the master instantly perfectly combines their characteristics.

Somebody, please take out our ancestral jade seal and smash a walnut for the ladies!

Then don't say anything. Let's download FIFA Football World and ask Beckham to improve his homophonic level!