Warcraft joke

One day, a ne man slept naked in the grass, and a dwarf MM came to pick mushrooms. He only listens to MM 1, 2, 3, 4, 5? Five? Five? . . . Helpless to give up and leave, the man was great, and he slept naked in the grass the next day. At this time, a tauren warrior came to pick mushrooms. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5? Five? Five? Six seven eight nine. . . . . . . .

2.

On a luxury airship

A paladin and a soldier sat face to face.

originally

They didn't find any * * * same language.

It's noon and the sun is burning. The soldier felt a little thirsty.

Seeing a stewardess, she said, "Miss, may I have some water?"

The stewardess ignored him.

The knight spoke at this moment and said, "You bitch, please give me some water to drink!" "

The stewardess Lima poured some water for the knight.

The soldier was angry and wanted to talk it over, but he had to scold her.

He said, "you bitch, please give me some water to drink!"

The stewardess Lima prepared some water for the soldiers.

After drinking water, the soldier felt hungry again.

Miss, can I have some more bread?

The stewardess ignored it.

The knight called me x again. Get me some damn bread!

Lima, the flight attendant, made some bread for No.74.

Soldiers more angry, shouted

I want you to get me some fucking bread!

The stewardess made some bread for the soldiers.

While eating, I suddenly saw the stewardess bring two soldiers and said, "That's them!" "

So the soldiers were driven out of the empty ship. ......

When you fall.

74 said to the soldier, "Hey, will you be invincible?"

The soldier said, "No ~"

74 said: Then install a J8.

3.

One day four people were playing mahjong, 1 hunter, 1 thief, 1 priest, 1 soldier.

Four people played for a long time without winning or losing, and then decided to win or lose a game.

The soldier thought, I don't know how much this armor is worth today, and I'm not afraid that you poor people will sell people for nothing. And the cards in my hand are not bad. Oh, wow, ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Suddenly the hunter raised his hands. Everyone thought, you shouldn't give up so early. Seeing the hunter's big bear walking around, I was about to ask. The hunter said, I'm praying. . . . . The hunter thinks, I have all your cards in my hand, gnome male-",little sample).

Thieves are the enemies of hunters. I can't hide this little trick. The thief suddenly said, I want to go to the toilet, you play first, just leave the room, disappear immediately, and then. . . .

He broke out in a cold sweat when the priest saw the card in his hand. Is this a bid? It's over. I think it's over. At this time, the priest was exposed to the light. . .

The soldier opposite suddenly stood up, hahaha, Hu,,,

Then the soldier put his card on the table.

The other three people looked at it and it was not fraud. Obviously, there is no cellar.

Then the soldier's behavior was even more terrible, and he jumped directly from the 20th floor window. . .

They immediately dispersed in a hubbub.

The priest thinks it's flashy to say nothing every once in a while. Fortunately, he has mental control.

The soldiers are downstairs, wearing purple armor. .

In the Internet cafe, a 12-year-old child was playing World of Warcraft when he suddenly shouted, "Dad, someone hit me!" " "We were all surprised and thought, does anyone in Warcraft know dad?

Just then, a middle-aged man's voice came from the other end of the Internet cafe: "Son, where is it? I'll do it! ! "Everyone in the Internet cafe is dizzy.

A few minutes later, the middle-aged man shouted, "son, we can't beat them." They are well equipped. Run! " "Everyone is crazy about ft.

After a while, a middle-aged woman entered the Internet cafe, looked around, and then went straight to the boy and grabbed the boy's ear and scolded, "Didn't you go to the teacher's house to make up lessons?" ? "The boy covered his ears with one hand and pointed to the other side of the Internet cafe with the other, shouting," There's Dad! ""his mother looked surprised, and sure enough! Immediately asked: "Didn't you go to work overtime?"

Everyone in the internet cafe fainted n times!

His father argued: Double the experience today.

His mother was overjoyed and furious, and said, it's a good thing I asked for leave to come and see, otherwise your father and son would be two grades ahead of me at night, and you wouldn't send me a message if you had twice the experience. You will know when you go back at night! Who's that? Oh, son, don't be afraid. Mom's here. Mom will play tuba to support you. Mom doesn't believe that our mother and son can't die!

All the onlookers lamented: What can I do if I have a wife? If you have a mother, what can you ask? Admire! I really admire it.

1 day, DH meets MK and says, "Shorty." MK got angry and used "God came to earth". When he grew taller, he said to DH, "Shorty." DH becomes a demon and flies (screen effect) and says, "Shorty." MK was speechless and walked away in confusion.

1 day, MK saw the knight on horseback, taller than him, and said (read in Japanese), "You land and dismount." The knight dismounted, MK 1. Look, the knight got off the horse and was taller than him. He said, "You, get down."

1 day, the prophet saw the blade master using the blade master storm at the orc base and asked, "blade master, what are you doing?" There are no enemies here! " The blade master ignored him. At the meeting of 1, the blade master stopped, holding a long stick with clothes on it. The Prophet 1 looked silly, and the blade master said, "Finally." The prophet fell.

The story of the death knight

The death knight went to the mercenary camp to recruit mercenaries, and wanted to go to the bathroom halfway. I don't know where is convenient.

But I can't hold it any longer, alas, this is urgent.

Finally, there is no way out ... alas, there is! ? The death knight's hand is the sadness of ice, so he pulls it on the sword, then throws it up, and whoosh-throws it up the tree.

Just then, an elf came to hire him and looked up, huh?

Embarrassed, the death knight quickly pulled the elf aside, took out a heavy gold coin of Warcraft and whispered, "I'll give you a gold coin." Don't tell anyone about it. "

The genie also whispered, "I'll give you ten gold coins, and you tell me how to pull them up."

Calm; calm

One night, the altar of the old man caught fire and many heroes ran out. The demon hunter is coming. "You don't need to be so flustered. Hearing that there was a fire, I got out of bed, lit a cigarette and dressed very calmly. I didn't think the blindfold was suitable, so I took it off and changed it. I didn't panic at all! Whenever there is danger, remember to be calm! "

"Great," said the watchman. "Then why don't you wear pants?"

No eyes

One day, after the opening, a demon followed the priestess all the way and pestered him.

After arriving at the base, the old deer saw that the demon was still standing not far from the door and volunteered to blow him away.

When the old deer went out, he shouted, "No eyes, I have a crush on my wife!" "

Missed the point

An orc base was attacked by bloodmage. The coolie panicked and called for help.

"Fire! Fire fighting! " There was an urgent and panic cry for help on the phone.

"Where is it?" Asked the operator of the fire brigade.

"At my base!"

"I mean, where is the fire?"

"In the bunker!"

I know, but how can we get to your base?

"Don't you have a fire truck?"

Too accurate.

"Shorty, why did you quit your job in the factory?"

"They are too accurate! ! Last time I loaded gunpowder, it exploded. I fell down after being blown up in the air, but the factory director deducted my salary and said that I didn't work in the air for 6 seconds! "

stutter

Prophets stutter when they are nervous. Once, he led an army to fight the night and found an archer anemic, so he wanted to solve her with a flash of lightning: "flash, flash, flash, flash! Just as the words were finished, six archers fell to the ground and died.

be the same as the above

An immortal banshee courted a two-headed ogre and said, "If you don't promise me, I will be the most painful person in the world!" " "

The two-headed ogre said, "If I promise you, the same as above."

Damn it!

One night, the prophet left his wolf outside to urinate, and then forgot to let him in while watching TV. When he thought of opening the door, he was startled because his dog was holding his neighbor BM's pig, which was already dead.

"Dead Wolf! Smelly wolf! Bad wolf! ! "After cursing for a while, the prophet calmly thought about what to do.

He was afraid to tell his neighbors, so he decided to clean up the pigs and put them outside BM's base, pretending nothing happened.

So he took the pig to the bathroom and washed the blood and mud off the pig. He washed it repeatedly and washed it four times before it was clean. Then he dried the pig and dressed it up beautifully. It took three hours to finish. Then he took advantage of the night and the strong wind to put the pig outside the base of the BM without anyone knowing.

The next day, when he went out to MF, his neighbor BM stopped him: "Hi! Prophet, last night was a ghost. "

The prophet was so nervous that he sweated and said, "Oh! Is it? What is it? "

"My pig died yesterday morning, I buried it, and this morning I was lying in front of my house as usual. . . "

Looking for hair

The blade master went to the barber's for a haircut. Blade Master: How much is the haircut? Barber: 10 yuan.

Blade Master: It's so expensive! You know, I'm going bald.

Barber: Of course I know. 1In 0 yuan, only 3 yuan is a barber, and 7 yuan is looking for hair.

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