What will high school students perform in the talent show a few minutes before class?

1. Single Xiao Wang asked Lao Li: Why does the law stipulate that a man can only marry one wife? Lao Li said earnestly: When you have a wife, you will find that this law actually protects men.

2. A couple quarreled. Woman: "You can't compare with anyone!" " "Man:" Yes, especially girlfriends! " "

Do you like my angel's face or the devil's figure? M: I ... I like your sense of humor.

One day, a duck traveled around the world by plane, ate an eight-treasure meal on the plane, and accidentally crashed on fire. Later, people found the duck cooked with eight-treasure rice in the wreckage of the plane.

..... This is the origin of Babel Duck. ...

5. Tang Priest: You should find a shortcut to learn from the scriptures this time!

Wukong: Flying is faster than riding!

Bajie: Shenzhou VI is faster!

Friar Sand pulled out his gun and said, I heard this thing will be sent to the west at once.

6. If you feel forgotten by the world, try to miss an issue.

7. Ayue wants to cook in person and asks her mother who is playing mahjong how many meters to wash.

Mom didn't hear Ah Yue's question. She played the cards in her hand and said, "Nine drums".

As a result, this pot of rice kept them eating for a whole week.

8. When riding a motorcycle, a person likes to wear his clothes backwards, that is, buckle his back to keep out the wind.

One day, he drove under the influence of alcohol, overturned and fell headlong on the side of the road.

When the police arrived, ...

Policeman A: What a terrible car accident.

Policeman B: Yes, I hit my head in the back.

Officer A: Well, he's still breathing. Let's help him turn his head back.

Policeman B: OK ... One, two, push, turn around.

Policeman A: Well, I'm not breathing. ......